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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 7h

explaining quantum-techno physics to (THE READER) who seems to have fallen asleep or, perhaps, died.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

are you sure you've not just left the radio on?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

do you also have trouble keeping up with your inner monologue? i've no idea WHAT she's on about.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

dying on the floor next to a vial labelled ANTIDOTE.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there's something not quite right about this 'julie' character. is that even a real name?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

no it's NOT a haunted cemetery. it's a haunted ALIEN cemetery!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

then it's settled! you'll go about in the nude and as an act of solidarity i shall roll up my sleeves!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hey if you're comfortable like this more power to you! just don't want you getting the wrong end of the, um, the um, the clam? the wrong idea! not that i'm not sure that you're quite lovely, after all, of that i'm quite sure, yes. mmm?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well then how about some modestly positioned shells at the very least?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

( looks down at own ludicrous outfit. is that TWO corduroy jackets? ) what do you mean?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

would you like to see my wardrobe? not to brag or anything but i think you'll be pleasantly surprised by the variety on offer.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

we need to get you a gown or something.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

humans? who said anything about humans? speak up! it'll all be completely confidential, you know.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's not a *prison* it's an *inescapable dimension of darkness*.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

in removing a parasite she's doing a rare bit of very literal doctoring here, so there's that, you can take comfort in that? oh well.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

all the more reason for it to be safely contained with her, where it can't get out and cause any mayhem.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i think you'll find i have remarkable bedside manner. now shush, get on the scanner, take off whatever that is. this shouldn't be very painful.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*i* will adopt the parasitic eyeball-ripping be-tentacled horror of unknown intelligence.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

absolutely not! you'd take these nice innocent rockets and do something horrible with them.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

( rubbing hands together menacingly. ) i'll give it a go.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

and the doctor was never seen again.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

normal coffee it is! how wonderful. just stay right there and she'll be right back with... normal coffee!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you really can just attach rockets to anything and it's an instant improvement.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

allow her? it's the least she can do- also she needs to put this energy SOMEWHERE.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

stolen is such an ugly word— but no, she's had enough coffee to last her several lifetimes.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

well how about she catches up on sleep and the doctor does all her work for her? OR... they could acquire more coffee, somehow, if that's even possible.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yes yes yes but think about how productive the doctor can be with all these caffeine! AAAA HER HEARTS WON'T SLOW DOWN!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

perhaps a nice refreshing cold shower?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

um! well. how about she has a nice lazy day? or a few hours more sleep?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

no, no, no, she drank the *coffee* for the extra alertness and then replaced it with a decoy to cover her tracks. it's a flawless plan! if she hadn't confessed.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

well on the plus side the doctor drank it all and now can't stop moving.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that's because when she wasn't looking the doctor swapped it out for a green tea alternative that looks like coffee, smells like coffee and tastes like coffee but has none of the caffeine. in fact it has less caffeine than just regular green tea.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026