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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 9h

no it's NOT a haunted cemetery. it's a haunted ALIEN cemetery!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's not a *prison* it's an *inescapable dimension of darkness*.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i think you'll find i have remarkable bedside manner. now shush, get on the scanner, take off whatever that is. this shouldn't be very painful.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

( rubbing hands together menacingly. ) i'll give it a go.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

and the doctor was never seen again.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you really can just attach rockets to anything and it's an instant improvement.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

( LOUD scoffing. ) pfft! magic! magic!!! magic???

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

there must be SOMEONE in peril around here!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

( into a room full of POISON GAS AND LASERS AND DALEKS. )

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

fool! oaf! buffoon! NOTHING keeps the doctor out— ( smacks head into door and collapses immediately. )

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What's fun about it? Besides, it's no laughing matter! That sneeze bomb virus could still be out there!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

before you ask she slots RIGHT INTO fantasy land, being a wizard.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

( sighs, but grabs his skull and *twists* it back into place. ) Don't ever do that again.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

well that's really ruined my outfit.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

remember, if you sneeze JUST ONCE today that's it— game over! INSTANT death.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

no! no! it's totally normal to have one of... those things!

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

humans using AI it's like watching a pigeon read a book.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh? Then what is it that makes me your best friend?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

there's simply no time for that now.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

( not listening. ) Aha! I replaced the nuclear weapons with silos filled with harmless anthrax! You've been defeated, Master.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

She has discovered, or possibly invented, a new fruit.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i see you've also found and *conquered* the wardrobe.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

that shirt is OBVIOUSLY several sizes too small... what devious scheme is it this time?

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

MY villains? 'nuff said.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I do! This is the one time I might win.

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I looked for him! I scoured the whole jungle. Not a trace. Not a trace...

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the ꭰoctoꭱ @walksineternity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the sonic shades were COOL actually.

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