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Waldo

@waldo2006.bsky.social
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IT, disc golfer, cook, gardener, and a dad so the jokes are constant. AI sucks. Go BILLS!

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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 20m
Instead of Livestreaming an execution, can we all be lucky enough to watch the blood clot work it's magic at one of his hate rallies? Guarantee it will have the highest Nielsen ratings and most views on YouTube of any political event.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 12h
ICE is a terrorist organization.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 13h
All the socialism hating Republicans must be really mad that trump just used taxpayer dollars to buy oil from an enemy to subsidize fuel prices for farmers and truckers.... It probably doesn't matter since this won't actually help prices but, they'll still be mad right? Right?!
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump's deal with Russia won't lower any prices for Americans. What it will do is force the ukranian heros to endure even harsher attacks and war crimes by Putin. Trump could wave a Russian flag and STILL his racist voters won't get that he's owned by Putin. Our countries a disgrace.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Blakeman will throw every new yorker under the bus just to suckle Trump's nuts.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I believe there are second chances. If we don't hold men responsible, there's a 2nd and 3rd and infinite number of chances they will sexually assault or rape another woman. And then they get into positions of power and the cycle continues. Speak up and don't tolerate rapists.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What do the following have in common: - Going 10 miles over the speed limit - forgetting to scan an item at self checkout - returning a library book late - littering They all get you a harsher punishment than raping someone at Cornell.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If a company has soooo much money, that they have to "revise" how much money they actually made every month by BILLIONS of dollars, because they can't keep track of it all, then the company shouldn't exist. Fuck capitalism.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Want to know why pete Hegseth is live streaming a firing squad execution? They can track who watched it. Then bombard them with ads to join ICE or whatever other gestapo-esque goon squad they're trying to build. Facism isn't just knocking on the door. It has a battering ram and is almost through
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI is going to give us a 3 day work week and single income family the same way trickle down economics has.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Idunno, then you end up with a horse that gets a dwi, and then paid handsomely to stop broadcasting.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CBS, worried that Fox had taken the lead again for shitty broadcasters, just paid out drunk driver Tony Romo. Showing again that the rich play by different rules than the rest of us.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The "you wouldn't steal a car" Public Service Announcement creators are currently using AI to steal everything they possibly can. Which makes sense, since their original advertisement used pirated fonts. Pinata the filthy rich.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So many men right now are screaming to the world "don't trust me around your daughter/wife/niece/friend/sister" Make sure to call them out to their friends and family and job.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eel soup and me hands making a comeback?
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First almost frost of the year and the witchy wife @pavvywheelz82.bsky.social made some delicious acorn squash soup and home made bread.
A loaf of home made bread, sliced in half on a wooden cutting board.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you use AI to write your cover letter, make sure you open and read it before you send it so it doesn't title the document with the prompt you gave it. Also if you're too lazy to write your own cover letter I'm definitely not hiring your slop dependent ass.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Im definitely slacking....
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah yes, let's do the same thing that hasn't worked for 50 years. This time it SURELY won't just make the filthy rich richer.....
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anti vaxers are the dumbest of dumb and anyone giving them a platform should also be held accountable.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the "promise" of $5,000 is what convinces you to vote for a pedophile, you're a terrible person.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The worst thing about Dennis Hastert dieing is that it didn't happen sooner .
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She definitely has experience lying to the masses so makes sense.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Make sure you're registered to vote! Today is the last day for a lot of states. Voting is one of the best ways to keep pedophiles out of government.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"listen, just because I get in front of a camera in the exact pose as the Nazis I adore did, doesn't mean I'm going to do exactly what they did. Now let's get back to me telling everyone Im going to do exactly as they did." - pete Hegseth.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I occasionally get coupons, buy 2 save $1... The heath are the best, Reese's as a close second. They're about 25% smaller than when I was a kid but still delicious. And definitely eat the whole thing in one sitting.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hegseth would have been first in line to push the buttons at the gas chambers .
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish the crows (or ravens?) would follow me. Or at least acknowledge all the treats I give them.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuuuuuuuck capitalism.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Life keeps kicking us when we're down.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taking a broken glass enema is healthier for you than voting for a Republican.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The end of this 2nd quarter is absolutely insane. What a wild interception Let's go Buffalo!!!!
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wooooo James Cook! Let's go Buffalo!!!
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I go naked, they tackle me on the field usually.....
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The real reason Vance is running for president. He has a thing for twins.
A picture of 2 couches in the whitehouse
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you know opioid receptors in the brain are called μ's? And that's why when cats meow you get a dopamine rush.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Capitalism fucks everything it touches. Much like republicans.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I won't stop asking until they are released and ALL of those responsible are in jail
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a bunch of golden beets so we decided to make something new Ukranian beet crostinis with a goat cheese spread (super garlicy and amazing) Haitian potato salad Doesn't look super pretty but im so stuffed I can't get up to fetch another beer.
A pile of haitian potato salad and 2 crostinis with a ukrainian beet salad and goat cheese spread.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks!
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just gonna gonna go max spice and make it 70% hot peppers lol.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shhhh
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine paying $50 for an all you can eat buffet. The lines a bit long but the food is ok. Now imagine you only pay $20 to go to the buffet. But Each piece of food costs $500 dollars. Drinks are at a different buffet. Same with silverware. Long lines too. Universal vs whatever our healthcare is.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even when you think the garden is done it surprises you.
A basket of multiple types of hot eppers and another basket with several cucumbers and 3 paste tomatoes
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Martha Stewart is dead and haunting someone?!
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"you didn't dress up for Halloween" Woman: "yes I did" "What are you?" Woman: "a strong independent woman that votes" "That's not scary" Woman: "if you're a Republican im one of the scariest things on the planet"
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the filthy rich are punishing all of us because we took their island away.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"they took away our island!"
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"youre 100% positive the surge protector is on and plugged into a working outlet on the wall" User: "yes" "And still no lights on the surge protector that's plugged in, or any equipment" User: "no lights" "We will send a tech out" Tech: "surge protector wasn't plugged in to the wall" 🤦‍♂️
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You can shoot them in elementary school, rape them in college, but I draw the line at letting them play sports without me inspecting their genitals!* -Republicans
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