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Formerly TheDudeAbides

@wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social
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Charleston, SC

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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 3h
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Stand By Me: Want to See a Dead Body?
ALT: Stand By Me: Want to See a Dead Body?
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It was not near Radford
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wonder what that hotel is going to be? It’s a mystery
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Of fast food burgers, it’s pretty good
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Limper than spaghetti noodles boiled for an hour.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We really do live in the dumbest timeline. Diaper Don just inked a deal to stab an ally in the back for about 1/10 of our daily diesel use. A dementia addled Russian asset
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY, BABY!
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He just said it out loud. Corrupt MF’er
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SHORT SELLERS YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Coming To America: Ah ha! Spoon Scene
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He spends the other 21 hours looking to see if his kid is ‘baiting. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The other issue here in MSFT’s case is they set up a process in Vancouver years ago anticipating exactly this. MSFT still gets their people, but now those high wage people are living and paying taxes in Canada. Well done once again, Trump admin….
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just a few hundred million towards the ball room fund will get them an exemption. These are the most corrupt ass holes.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's a great plan, Kash. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn't it odd that the party obsessed with "protecting" girls in sports and bathrooms has had almost nothing to say about the Cornell 7, or is quietly siding with the accused? Weird, right? Almost like it was never about the girls.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The lady in red is standing so weird, like trying to not be awkward in trying to keep her nose out of the hot zone from Diaper Don
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The next Jason Statham film is going to be him stopping a gang from stealing some Costco ribeyes.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Purdue RN
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What about malice + stupidity?
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got our open enrollment yesterday. Talk about a shit hole country.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t really understand much of anything these days
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Imtired Boss
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It can always get dumber.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Oof Meme Reaction
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP to the Big Bopper.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe some criminal justice will be served still: abcnews.com/US/district-...
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District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wild that the $5 milkshake that made Vincent Vega raise an eyebrow in Pulp Fiction would run $11.46 today with inflation. Some shake spots already charge close to that. If Tarantino remade it now, Vincent's shocked face might be for a $20 milkshake. Inflation really is a hitman's worst enemy.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cornell, Chi Phi Sued by Victim of Alleged Gang Rape, Drugging in 2024
A former Cornell student filed a lawsuit on Monday, alleging that she was gang raped after being coerced into consuming drugs by several men at the Chi Phi fraternity house at Cornell in 2024. 
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Cornell 7 story is fucking shameful. A brutal sexual assault, yet none will rot in prison. Whatever justice failed to deliver, I hope the survivor finds peace, healing, and a life far removed from the people who hurt her. Everyone who got the text and didn’t stop it should face charges.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mandela effect hitting hard: I'd have bet every dollar I have that Ed McMahon was Publishers Clearing House's spokesman, showing up with those giant checks. He never worked for PCH.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sacrificing billionaires until there are no more billionaires is a price I’m willing to pay futurism.com/health-medic...
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Says That Sacrificing Our Children's Minds to AI Is a Price He's Willing to Pay
Thanks to AI, it won't matter if students can do multiplication, or even remember their own home address, tech billionaire Jensen Huang said.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, this is some reprehensible bullshit
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m no Taylor Swift fan, but coming from the guy wrote and sang “Bang the Drum all Day” should probably sit down.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just don’t eat avacado toast and make coffee at home.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hear ya. A military junta's karaoke night is a total mess. Everybody keeps trying to take over the mic, and nobody will step down after one song.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mark Baum's Angry Phone Call: Yep, There's a Bubble
ALT: Mark Baum's Angry Phone Call: Yep, There's a Bubble
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish Anthony Joshua could hit him again. WTF?
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Republicans: literally no one thinks about your genitalia more than us.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The little bag seemed expensive
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember Viennetta ice cream cake? I remember thinking you had to be rich to have it.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The economy's tanking so hard the talking points had to pivot mid-collapse: "vote red, we can't survive this" → "actually inflation's good, you spend too much." Whiplash, and I saw a post where a woman said she would pay $50 a gallon before voting Democrat.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL…. It’s a DEEP BURN
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I wasn’t going to do it, but they backed a dump truck full of money to my door. I’ve got kids. I’ll take anyone’s money if they just giving it away.”
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Slow Horses out today at least.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans just gave themselves a two-month vacation to avoid having to vote on Kegsbreath. These are the same people who lecture everyone else about work ethic, personal responsibility, and “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.” Apparently their bootstraps are on PTO covering for a pedophile.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Mr. Hegseth asked only dreamboats attend his meeting.”
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack De La Rocha scream: SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT FUCK HORSES
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m an ideas man, so I wonder if they thought to rename Iran to America II. #problemsolved
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