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Formerly TheDudeAbides

@wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social
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Charleston, SC

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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 21h
Got our open enrollment yesterday. Talk about a shit hole country.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 23h
Can’t really understand much of anything these days
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Imtired Boss
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It can always get dumber.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Oof Meme Reaction
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP to the Big Bopper.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wild that the $5 milkshake that made Vincent Vega raise an eyebrow in Pulp Fiction would run $11.46 today with inflation. Some shake spots already charge close to that. If Tarantino remade it now, Vincent's shocked face might be for a $20 milkshake. Inflation really is a hitman's worst enemy.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Cornell 7 story is fucking shameful. A brutal sexual assault, yet none will rot in prison. Whatever justice failed to deliver, I hope the survivor finds peace, healing, and a life far removed from the people who hurt her. Everyone who got the text and didn’t stop it should face charges.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mandela effect hitting hard: I'd have bet every dollar I have that Ed McMahon was Publishers Clearing House's spokesman, showing up with those giant checks. He never worked for PCH.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sacrificing billionaires until there are no more billionaires is a price I’m willing to pay futurism.com/health-medic...
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Says That Sacrificing Our Children's Minds to AI Is a Price He's Willing to Pay
Thanks to AI, it won't matter if students can do multiplication, or even remember their own home address, tech billionaire Jensen Huang said.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, this is some reprehensible bullshit
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m no Taylor Swift fan, but coming from the guy wrote and sang “Bang the Drum all Day” should probably sit down.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just don’t eat avacado toast and make coffee at home.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mark Baum's Angry Phone Call: Yep, There's a Bubble
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish Anthony Joshua could hit him again. WTF?
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember Viennetta ice cream cake? I remember thinking you had to be rich to have it.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The economy's tanking so hard the talking points had to pivot mid-collapse: "vote red, we can't survive this" → "actually inflation's good, you spend too much." Whiplash, and I saw a post where a woman said she would pay $50 a gallon before voting Democrat.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL…. It’s a DEEP BURN
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I wasn’t going to do it, but they backed a dump truck full of money to my door. I’ve got kids. I’ll take anyone’s money if they just giving it away.”
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Slow Horses out today at least.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans just gave themselves a two-month vacation to avoid having to vote on Kegsbreath. These are the same people who lecture everyone else about work ethic, personal responsibility, and “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.” Apparently their bootstraps are on PTO covering for a pedophile.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Mr. Hegseth asked only dreamboats attend his meeting.”
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack De La Rocha scream: SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT FUCK HORSES
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m an ideas man, so I wonder if they thought to rename Iran to America II. #problemsolved
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will end up on some list for this, but Elon is a cunt, and I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and only him.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These two rule.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
McConnell is supposed to be on the senate floor in an hour. Is his obituary coming in about 59 mins?
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dreaming about a burrito I had in San Diego like 8 years ago. It was a damn fine burrito, and I’m chasing that high.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everything we buy relies on diesel for delivery. What are the changed prices every come down again if this is ever settled? People have no idea how much worse this is going to get.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They call this a leading indicator. Recession is back on the menu and it’s 1000% self inflicted due to a rapist pedophile that is only good at bankruptcy and crime.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
America needs a collective arts and crafts day. Might I suggest woodworking and metalworking?
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Guillotine: Historical Images
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I, for one, am tired of winning. This post sponsored by me putting gas in the car this morning. Seriously, can I get a sponsor? This shit ain’t even reasonable.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump and his enablers are spectacular idiots. Zero leverage left in Iran, and the pain at the checkout line is about to hammer everyone worse than you are already experiencing.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how an idiot could bankrupt a casino.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How weak…. I need someone in the media to ensure even the dumbs dumbs understand Trump is paying you with your own money and a massive addition to the debt for your kids.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tom’s real face is stapled to the back of his head
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is my last note this morning. I’m salty today as I grab the mic and scream into the void: BECAUSE ITS ALL A FUCKING LIE AND STOP COVERING HIS BS
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It isn’t getting as much news as it should that for 25 years the federal, state and local government in New York lied. It denied so many people the help and funds they needed. It’s one of the most shameful things in my lifetime, and they are all out here today saying “never forget.”
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fully disagreed. The world is shit right now, and this is easy watching and pretty good.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But I’m also not not using the show as a platform to murder pedophiles. (This show was fantastic)
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nice start to the day out on Sullivan’s Island + a friendly dog at the end
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Another day and another impeachable offense committed.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
8:01 AM on the Friday before a long weekend.
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MAGA has no idea how much this is going to screw everyone. Each day it just gets worse. africa.businessinsider.com/local/market...
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The world’s second-largest economy just decided, with one of its top African partners, to do away with the use of the US dollar
As the world’s second-largest economy by nominal GDP, China has actively sought to conduct international trade with its commercial partners using its own currency rather than the United States dollar
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She is 58, so she is 45 years too old for ‘ol Ayatollah Complaini
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A few outcomes here: 1. They found out she is vaccinated 2. She is leaving for a WH position 3. Her grift is over and she is on her way to a blue state with all her money to retire
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Formerly TheDudeAbides @wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Republicans: no one thinks about your genitals more than us
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