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Jordan Maddocks

@waaaghguy.bsky.social
246 followers 608 following 473 posts

He/Him. Factory worker and Mediocre painter trying to get better. Dating the love of my life thekiarastrings.bsky.social

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Congrats on making it so far already though. I’m a high school grad and factory worker so the only diplomas worth hanging on my wall are from the dog.
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The Kiara "The Whistleblower" Strings @thekiarastrings.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
New profile pic and new background
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Izatrep @izatrep.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My War Dog Stalker is coming together. The torso needs a bit more work, but I can definitely see the finish line. Happy Hobbying!!! #WarhammerCommunity #warhammer40k
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I mean.... There is always the weird Al option and just make up insane lie after insane lie.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Mike Brooks undoing all the good he's done for Warhammer.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I vote Dark Angels just because of their rivalry with Night lords. "At least I knew which of my legions deserved to die" "They all did" "And I knew that"
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
In front of our child?!?!
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Your so pretty
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a brown and white corgi dog is sitting on the floor with its tongue out .
ALT: a brown and white corgi dog is sitting on the floor with its tongue out .
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The Kiara "The Whistleblower" Strings @thekiarastrings.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
One year on bluesky - First pic - lastest pic (Apr 4 2024 - April 25 2025)
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Pretty sure that's also a Simpson quote
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It's already starting. The One Canadian Ryan I know is being shipped to Japan instead. (He actually just met a Japanese girl and is getting married but that's funnier to say).
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The Kiara "The Whistleblower" Strings @thekiarastrings.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
You did a great job with the eyes!
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sorry to hear that. That's rough. Hope everything works out. There's always the Homer Simpson solution if you're feeling brave. youtu.be/ZHSvIiF_-6k?...
youtu.be
The Simpsons - Homer: 1 New York: 0
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Really hope he's in Death Guard's codex. Would love to paint him
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Scenic view from our walk
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
You're living my dream!
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Can't wait to listen on audible.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Just permanently brought my Puppy Columbo home last week so I'm Filled to the brim with cute pet pictures.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Vitalogy. It is pronounced Vitalogy.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
My girlfriend has been rolling stealth checks poorly for years unintentionally because her gender dysmorphia won't let her see all the obvious changes.
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The Kiara "The Whistleblower" Strings @thekiarastrings.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
2019 - 2025 #locsky
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⚧ Valeria Versus ☄ @versusrev.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Rainbow Mackie did not win or place this year. Sadgely I did the thing I always do and forgot to remove moldlines. Thats okay buddy I still love you <3
Rainbow mackie lives to fight another day
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I learned 3 years into my job that the "Call a Supervisor" alarm is actually a cover of a song by the Beatles.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My Little Columbo was caught resting while defending my gf
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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a woman is crying and saying i love him so much
ALT: a woman is crying and saying i love him so much
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My Boy Columbo is home!!!!!
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
A black bear with less skin is still just a black bear.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They don't even have bikes in the codex (Hopefully because it's the next chaos unit update)
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Smart. Getting a puppy this weekend so I'm permanently locking my cabinets with hair elastics.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Is it normal for someone to never have Mortarion survive to turn 3?? (The War Dogs are placeholder Telemon Dreads) #DeathGuard
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Giving my archregent a Banner
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
His name is Lewa and he's OUR small creature.
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The Kiara "The Whistleblower" Strings @thekiarastrings.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Before I go for the week, here is a small creature that is my partner's.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My new Puppy is acting like the Person it's named after.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You posting feet online now???
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Repost from a movie that traumatized you
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Look at my new Baby Boy Columbo!!!
An adorable Corgi puppy named Columbo looks at the camera while being held in a car.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Favourite alternative witch/wizard media?
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
You are a valuable person to them and most likely a source of strength to their day to day.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hey. I'm sorry to hear what you're going through. That sounds really rough and I hope things get better. I also just wanted to say that as the partner of someone who is struggling with mental issues and feelings of worthlessness.... You are not a burden!
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Change Alcohol to The Paladin and this is how our DM describes our current campaign.
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Maria Ingrande Mora @mariawrites.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Putting an inclusive pride flag outside where you live might seem like an empty or useless gesture but every time I look at the family across the street’s flag I feel less scared and less alone.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Anytime! Also no rush on whatever you want to work on (Your chaos knights look great) but I found it funny I needed to scroll for 5 minutes on your media tab to find a reference photo lol.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Special thanks to @skullectomy.bsky.social for replying to my trophy question. Adding one of your Night Lord Berserkers to my Death Guard (If you're not cool with that I'll change it)
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm a Canadian Auto Worker. The Orange man is now directly trying to make me unemployed.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"Lotara is everything the Primarch is not – calm, level-headed, and respected by the World Eaters."
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
HOLY SHIT ITS LOTARA SARRIN..... Also Angron I guess
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
@dog-the-witch.bsky.social Also thought you want to see this.
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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Kiara and her future child making the same judgemental face. (We're picking him up in April and his name will be Columbo!!!)
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