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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Congrats on making it so far already though. I’m a high school grad and factory worker so the only diplomas worth hanging on my wall are from the dog.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Just permanently brought my Puppy Columbo home last week so I'm Filled to the brim with cute pet pictures.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Vitalogy. It is pronounced Vitalogy.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

My Little Columbo was caught resting while defending my gf

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Is it normal for someone to never have Mortarion survive to turn 3?? (The War Dogs are placeholder Telemon Dreads) #DeathGuard

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

My new Puppy is acting like the Person it's named after.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Repost from a movie that traumatized you

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Look at my new Baby Boy Columbo!!!

An adorable Corgi puppy named Columbo looks at the camera while being held in a car.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Change Alcohol to The Paladin and this is how our DM describes our current campaign.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Special thanks to @skullectomy.bsky.social for replying to my trophy question. Adding one of your Night Lord Berserkers to my Death Guard (If you're not cool with that I'll change it)

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

HOLY SHIT ITS LOTARA SARRIN..... Also Angron I guess

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Kiara and her future child making the same judgemental face. (We're picking him up in April and his name will be Columbo!!!)

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Got the Warhammer battlefield trophies set and a Death Guard Chaos Rhino I'm building. Taking any Suggestions on what skulls/trophies/factions I should add to it. #WarhammerCommunity #Warhammer

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

What. The. Fuck. Congratulations Games Workshop, you've officially priced me out of ever starting the old world.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Introduce yourself with four movies.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I'm not sure how much you've seen this in recent months but it's worth repeating. Rest and do whatever you need to be well, but never lose hope that there is a good life ahead for you.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

God of the Greater Good by Wargame Exclusive is scrubbed, Built and Primed. #WIP #T'au #TheGreaterGood

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Was talking to my buddy about it. Not big into Salamander lore but they should whatever the 40k version of these units would be.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, I Don't need it, #aos #FleshEaterCourts

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I didnt't think I did too much painting this year but then I remembered that I also built and painted an entire 2k Flesh Eater Court Army to Tabletop Level.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I'm very bad at finishing anything so nothing that impressive this year but Im still proud of the improvements I've made and the amount I worked on ( Just never finished :p ) #Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #WIP #Orks #PaintSlam24 #FleshEaterCourts #Orks

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy new year from me and Kiara. Can't wait to spend 2025 with you @thekiarastrings.bsky.social

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Faced a T'aunar today. Tried swarming it with Beast Snagga Orks but survived seven 3+ saves to remain at 1 wound by the end of the match. #warhammer #Tau #Orks

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Gave my sisters dog a sherlock outfit and now its smug aura mocks me.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I feel the same way when I complete a game with these two going unnoticed in my Ork army.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas to everyone celebrating. Have a free picture of my beautiful girlfriend trying to hide her face behind trash.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I play 80 percent of matches against tau so I need a lot of them. Thankfully wargame got covered.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

He looks just like the final boss from a 5e campaign me and some friends did.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

WIP of the Arch-Warlock gifted to me my family earlier this year. #Skaven #Warhammer #AoS #WIP

Plastic miniature of an Armoured Rodent of unusual size holding a giant metal claw and gun.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Lol it's fairly confusing with the Branding. My GF only asked because I started working on this as a present for her.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Reminds me of when I had to have the talk with my GF about Fantasy and 40k (For context I'm talking to her lifelong friend who is also a massive Warhammer nerd).

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I think we have almost the exact same case. Looks great IRL but is a pain to take good pictures with.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

My Skaven are going to be thinking with Portals #WIP #Skaven

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I both feel like making gigantic outrage out of this while fully knowing I'd basically be living that one community meme.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

you're legally obligated to reskeet if you think trans women are beautiful (Not me but she deserves to know how beautiful I see her)

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Hit yes. Wound no. Magnus going to Magnus.

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

So is this normal for Official GW dice or am I unlucky? #Warhammer

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

They say that only a Primarch can kill another primarch but have we tried hitting him with a really fast car? #warhammer40k

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Post you from a different era. Pre long hair, beard and loving girlfriend

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Jordan Maddocks @waaaghguy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Took Girlfriend to my parents house to show her that babysitting a dog isn't the worst thing in the world. (I also only got her permission to post these if they hide her face).

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