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Red Warlock

@w4rlock.com
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Alex Krumwiede. Artist, animator, creator of Ember Alley. Weightlifter. Dom hypnotist. Heathen warlock. Dorsai Irregular. Amputee (r leg). 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Poly, He/Him. Michigan transplant in Seattle. linktr.ee/RedWarlock

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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 07/08/2026
I’ve been wearing these boots for less than a week, and the zipper-backing sidewall rips out. I’m gonna have to cut this whole segment out with scissors, before it jams the zipper teeth like it did on the last pair. (I had an identical pair of the same boots worn for 3-4 years.)
A tall black boot with red laces, with a zipper along the inside, the lining behind the zipper ripped to shreds.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 10/07/2026
Cat pic incoming!
A stocky male tuxedo cat lounges on a black shag bath mat.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 29/05/2026
15 minutes in the air fryer at 350 cooks it nicely for me.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 19/11/2025
Flying back to Detroit today. These seats are not made for people built like me.
Large man crammed against airplane wall.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 22/10/2025
This is on my desktop browser YouTube video, and I don't recall seeing it yesterday.. What is this new design trend? I noticed Telegram doing this floating rounded box too.
Clipped screenshot of the YouTube video overlay interface.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 16/10/2025
Good view of Mount Rainier as we head south on I-5! Clear today.
Photo of the highway I-5 going south. Mount Rainier is visible on the sunset.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 26/07/2025
Seattle/Bremerton ferry is decent. I found a nice table with power and good views on all sides.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 18/05/2025
Out for lunch at the Lumberyard before gaming, with @orkin8r.bsky.social
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 01/02/2025
Reposted with alt text.
Most straight people
1. Don’t know that PreP eliminates HIV transmission
2. Don’t know that Undetectable = Untransmittable
The majority still think that HIV/AIDS is a death sentence 
They are not going to care about the importance of PreP and Anti-vitals unless we EDUCATE THEM
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 28/01/2025
Good morning! If you like what I post, or want to see more of anything, subscribe and tell me, so I'll post more of it! onlyfans.com/musclewarlock
A large, muscular Caucasian man flexing his left biceps for the camera, with a shaggy beard braided into a single rope bound with metal beads, wearing a red tank top with black trim and white-decal, in a small room with slanted interior ceiling and mirrors in the background.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 24/01/2025
Just boarded the last plane of my trip, LAX to SeaTac. I’ll be home in 3.5 hours.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 23/01/2025
I got a big steak, cooked medium, at dinner last night, and saved half of it for leftovers today. Cooked in microwave. Oh sweet Thor! It’s so good!
A medium-well-done steak in a paper Dixie bowl, with a cut of meat on a plastic fork resting on top, showing the hint of pink at the center of the cut.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 21/12/2024
Friends around the fire.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 21/12/2024
The start of a good night. #HappySolstice
A raised cast iron fire pit. Three logs are burning in the center (one a duraflame).
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 17/12/2024
Yay. (Now I need to stop focusing on numbers and EARN it, dammit.)
My profile page.
731 followers, 728 following
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 17/12/2024
We have parity. I should celebrate.
My profile page.
728 followers, 728 following.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 15/12/2024
Having more followers than people I am following feels like a nice little turning point in my profile’s growth.
Screencap of my profile page.

722 followers, 730 following
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 28/11/2024
Especially the current page, #1313. It’s a striking comparison. I bawled.
The Order of the Stick, a D&D-inspired webcomic, page #1313.

A group of fantasy characters stand in a large stone chamber, around a huge allosaurus. A friendly floating Beholder uses its powers to turn the dinosaur to stone, as part of a plot to safely extract the dinosaur from this cramped underground chamber.

The dinosaur roars and reacts in fear as the petrification starts to take effect, but the halfling ranger, Belkar, calms it. As the magic overtakes it, it whimpers.

The final panel of the comic has the massive creature entirely stone, leaning down to Belkar, who has his hands on the tip of its snout, along with his other companion, a white cat, who reaches up to it. Everyone else looks on, somberly.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 25/11/2024
What the fuck is wrong with this toaster? This is more burnt than it was yesterday, and I turned it down two units on the dial.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 25/11/2024
30 minutes of fasted cardio, done.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 24/11/2024
400! Woo!
screencap of this profile's page, showing 400 followers
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 20/11/2024
Strap gap over the trap!
Closeup of my shoulder, showing the tank top strap with a gap in front of my trapezius muscle.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 05/11/2024
Civic duty done!
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 07/10/2024
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #194,533! Certified first-10% elder, even!
#194,533, certified bluesky elder, first 10%
Red Warlock, @w4rlock.com
Joined Jul 1, 2023
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 11/09/2024
Whoo! First video to Bluesky! Figured I should show off today, feeling good about myself, my look.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 08/09/2024
That’s a nice feeling. Just put on an old shirt, and the sleeves are very tight around my biceps. 😋😅💪
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 30/08/2024
This is Harry. He’s a good boy. He’s staying with my parents while I’m driving with @orkin8r.bsky.social to Seattle! I’ll be back Sunday buddy!
Closeup of tuxedo cat getting scritches.Closeup of tuxedo cat getting scritches.Closeup of tuxedo cat getting scritches.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 30/07/2024
Drawing WIP, my minotaur Damakas, having been transformed into an uber-minotaur paragon of his kind (large size!) through fey dealings. I'm very pleased with myself. Original was a HeroForge model, but their inhuman options are limited, so I decided to fill in myself.
Rough drawing of a minotaur with the full centaur-style lower torso of a bull. Armor is sketched in place, plus a striped tabard running between his forelegs, with a long polearm held in sketchy fingers.Closeup of further development on the leg armor of the previous drawing, a full quadrupedal centaur-style lower body, with armor plates on the upper and lower portions of each leg, and the start of a chainmail barding underlaying the plating.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 02/07/2024
Was looking particularly beefy at the gym today, during shrugs.
Muscled weightlifter looking pumped, facing camera right.Muscled weightlifter looking pumped, facing camera right, looking towards camera.Muscled weightlifter looking pumped, facing right of camera.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 20/06/2024
Just posted up a bunch of gym photos at my OnlyFans. Right now it's all pretty tame, but if I get a following that wants to see more, I'll explore it. onlyfans.com/musclewarlock
A 40 year old muscular guy in a red camo stringer tank, with an arm of tattoos. The angle makes one tattoo waver like a warp effect over the front of the bicep.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 25/05/2024
Meanwhile, here’s me at the gym over the last week or so.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 13/05/2024
Never!
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 12/05/2024
I have one in the tip of my right pinky, for like 4 years, it just recent re-emerged on the skin surface, just under a little blood bubble. Haven’t been able to get a tweezer under it.
Close-up view of the tip of my pinky, a little blurry, showing a black speck just below the nail. This is the chunk that was under the skin for years.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 18/04/2024
Not surprising. Warlock/Barbarian multiclass.
Barbarian: 80%
Bard: 55%
Cleric: 65%
Druid: 60%
Fighter: 75%
Monk: 70%
Paladin: 65%
Ranger: 60%
Rogue: 35%
Sorcerer: 75%
Warlock: 90%
Wizard: 70%

Your class is Warlock (90%).
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 22/01/2024
Date yourself with a store that doesn’t exist anymore: Children’s Palace, they went under when I was still a single-digit age (I’m now 40). I used to buy Dino-Riders there. I still remember the store aisles.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 10/01/2024
*sobs in giant hands* I have never had a good typing experience. My fingertips are bigger than standard keyboard keys.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 14/12/2023
It's a husky puppy. Quadrupedal, and very angular-stylized.
Front and side views of a sketchy drawing of a cartoon black and white husky with blue eyes.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 13/12/2023
A few are close, but I have the opposite problem. Like instead of forgetting to eat, I can’t work on art unless I have satisfied all of my urges, hunger/bladder/etc. Gets in the way of my focus. 
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 25/11/2023
Kitty!
Mostly black cat curled up asleep on a red comforter.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 21/11/2023
Flexing derp-face.
A very large, muscular man in a black sleeveless shirt, flexing. His arms are covered in tattoos, and his beard has a foot-long braid.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 11/11/2023
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 03/11/2023
Well now I'm gonna be watching for this in other places... I dig the Koala mythology in ST Lower Decks. I'm huge into metaphysics, tho.
Badgey from Lower Decks, glowing blue, with 6 arms, and a drawn shape of a winged figure around him, with three halo-like circles around the drawn head.O'Connor (a Starfleet human) from Lower Decks, glowing blue, with 6 arms, and a drawn shape of a winged figure around him, with three halo-like circles around the drawn head.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 06/09/2023
Staying at the Excalibur in Las Vegas overnight. Because why use travellodge when I can sleep in a castle?
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 04/09/2023
Honestly, yeah. Fits.
SexValues chart, https://sexvalues.github.io/
100% Attraction: Masculine
96.9% Sex Drive: Hypersexual
83.3% Dominance Axis: Dominant
84.4% Deviance Axis: Deviant
37.5% / 62.5% Affection/Hedonism Axis: Open
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 03/09/2023
Ember Alley, urban fantasy action/horror/drama animated series project. I've been working on iterations for over 15 years, originally under the name "Nightmares in the Dark". I've published a comic form of one of the stories, and I have a Patreon page at patreon.com/w4rlock
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 23/08/2023
Quick muscle body sketch. A bit too exaggerated for what I’m doing, but fun.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 03/08/2023
LIFTING!
Military Barbell Press!
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 17/07/2023
My cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Black cat with white tuxedo pattern curled up asleep on a rumpled red comforter.
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Red Warlock @w4rlock.com · 12/07/2023
#portfolioday I'm Alex Krumwiede, animator/storyboarding/critter-and-character designer. I'm creating Ember Alley, urban fantasy animated web series, but I have only a vague idea of what I'm doing (and I'm stubborn). Looking for real experience, if anyone is hiring remote!
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