The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026so basically if u want me to talk abt ur plants please send me a photo of ur penis 020
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026and also i thank you for the pic cus i like recieving them 120
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i receive a dick pic and i reply with unsolicited advice aboutur house plants 120
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if youve ever eaten a popsicle and thought "hm that was nice but i wish it was estrognized" ive got just the popsicle for you 110
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026to my quiet people: may you find your person to whom your quietness is not an irritant or a thing to be changed, but a reason to be loved 120
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026everybody whos watching rocky horror right now for tim curry better be watching shock treatment with it🫵 031
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 28/08/2026sry i keep breaking toilet seats maybe try having better toilet seats 140
Reposted by The Dog™rosalyn$ @diseasehaver.northsky.social · 23/08/2026mike's soft impotent estrogenized lemonade 0289
Reposted by The Dog™Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...itch.ioBrütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine ProductionsA sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend 5669664172
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 27/08/2026cyclospora cant get me i love fruit too much if u have enuf love in ur tummy it cant get u 062
Reposted by The Dog™🗝️🔮『 𝓜𝓸𝓴𝓪✧𝓨𝓾𝓶𝓮 』🪞🎀 @mokayu.me · 12/08/2026......did I.....never actually post the first puppet, finished, in motion, here on bsky??????? or just pictures??? 201258288
Reposted by The Dog™Mornin Chai @morninchai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026me walking into most establishments 016834
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 09/08/2026theres a small seed on the end of this knife so when u stab me itll grow a flower 021
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 08/07/2026walking with my whole ass out and somebody passes me its like do u even wanna see my butt what the fuck😩 251
Reposted by The Dog™squidpizza @squidpizza.art · 28/04/2026you've just got to remind yourself sometimes 51457508
Reposted by The Dog™《♡ RØ$E ♡》 @toowickedrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I need the back of my neck bitten whilst being bred. 🌹 Anyways Onlyfans.com/toowickedrose Fansly.com/toowickedrose 031
Reposted by The Dog™《♡ RØ$E ♡》 @toowickedrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Good morning from your local purple obsessed loser degenerate I took some pictures and want your money. $20 n you can see what these paws do N then you can tell me I'm a good boy. Pervert links -> Onlyfans.com/toowickedrose Fansly.com/toowickedrose #loser #furry #gooner #pervert #petplay #nsfw 151
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 01/07/2026can't jerk off without getting a massive headache anymore.. so now i just have a constant headache cus i will NOT keep my hands off myself 130
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026rough(ruff) clown doggy test still needs work but this is cute #clownnsfw #clowndog #nsfwbluesky 240
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026too bad they only got like 30 minutes of it today before i started to get a headache 😞 020
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i think my neighbors probably really like it when i sing the same 40 second song over and over again at 7am 120
Reposted by The Dog™Sigma @silentwingsstudio.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hey so you ever go in intentionally trying to make something fucked up looking and then accidentally fuck it up more but it works because the joke just keep building? Anyway here's the cross stitch I did. #art #crossstitch #crossstitching 211916740
Reposted by The Dog™your fuckable friend @wordfortree.bsky.social · 21/06/2026i want to have more sex where i’m really just providing a service for a friend who is frustrated. like it doesn’t need to be a big deal. sometimes someone needs to cum and it would be better if they used me to do it 612626
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 17/06/2026idk what i did to the joints in my hand but several of them are really mad at me 130
Reposted by The Dog™phia @phiafacetious.bsky.social · 15/06/2026folks, i really, really need help with rent and bills this month. i got a new job, so i'm in a transitional period where my hours aren't where they will be due to training. i'm in need of $400. i'm struggling badly. vnmo/cshapp is phia_g, dm me for pypal. please share 🙏🏻🫶🏼 025
The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026they keep making up new words for farting and having sex and i just can't keep up 010