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The Dog™

@w00feys.bsky.social
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(it/dog)im gona post my nudes but also my art haha im gona make u look at it fansly.com/maxochisticpup $10 for all videos

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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the barred owl is always asking the real questions
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i receive a dick pic and i reply with unsolicited advice aboutur house plants
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if youve ever eaten a popsicle and thought "hm that was nice but i wish it was estrognized" ive got just the popsicle for you
trolli gummi pop: a soft, chewy popsicle texture that is shown wobbling back and forth and is in grape strawberry flavor with a hot pink background
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bookmarks
watercolor and acrylic mixed medium abstract painting cut up into 6 bookmarksthe back of the bookmarks are different colors and have stickers of bugs, an alligator, hummingbirds, a fish, a cat, and a butterfly that has been colored in rainbow with markers
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
little buddy
small brown carolina mantis hangs upside down on the frame of a door
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a chest up selfie of the dog who is backlit by the setting sun coming through its window behind it
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
to my quiet people: may you find your person to whom your quietness is not an irritant or a thing to be changed, but a reason to be loved
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
everybody whos watching rocky horror right now for tim curry better be watching shock treatment with it🫵
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sry i keep breaking toilet seats maybe try having better toilet seats
dog from behind and below, naked, hand on its junkkkk and u can see from behind
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you owe me roztitution! @diseasehaver.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
mike's soft impotent estrogenized lemonade
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🦇Piper🦇 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🌌🤯
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 25/08/2026
Being a weirdo tranny is of God. Everytime a tranny dresses crazy, talks loud, is visible the cosmos remembers why it was made.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
cyclospora cant get me i love fruit too much if u have enuf love in ur tummy it cant get u
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Liam @liampi110.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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🗝️🔮『 𝓜𝓸𝓴𝓪✧𝓨𝓾𝓶𝓮 』🪞🎀 @mokayu.me · 12/08/2026
......did I.....never actually post the first puppet, finished, in motion, here on bsky??????? or just pictures???
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Mornin Chai @morninchai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me walking into most establishments
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
theres a small seed on the end of this knife so when u stab me itll grow a flower
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
walking with my whole ass out and somebody passes me its like do u even wanna see my butt what the fuck😩
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squidpizza @squidpizza.art · 28/04/2026
you've just got to remind yourself sometimes
A two-tone silhouette of a tiktaalik (early fish-amphibian) emerging from a body of water. The text reads "do you remember what it was like to be an animal? of course you do. you never forgot"
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《♡ RØ$E ♡》 @toowickedrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I need the back of my neck bitten whilst being bred. 🌹🫪 Anyways Onlyfans.com/toowickedrose Fansly.com/toowickedrose
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《♡ RØ$E ♡》 @toowickedrose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good morning from your local purple obsessed loser degenerate I took some pictures and want your money. $20 n you can see what these paws do N then you can tell me I'm a good boy. Pervert links -> Onlyfans.com/toowickedrose Fansly.com/toowickedrose #loser #furry #gooner #pervert #petplay #nsfw
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
can't jerk off without getting a massive headache anymore.. so now i just have a constant headache cus i will NOT keep my hands off myself
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hehe advertising
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
much needed wardrobe modifications
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
chef’s kiss
Rat out for dinner. He says “this is awesome, chef’s kiss!” So the chef kisses him. Then he says “oh! Uh! Chefs kiss… with tongue?” And they make out. 

He leaves a 5 star yelp review that says “chef is great kisser”
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
rough(ruff) clown doggy test still needs work but this is cute #clownnsfw #clowndog #nsfwbluesky
the dog is wearing pink and gold make up, resembling a clowndoggy with red cheeks and nose, pink and gold eyeshadowdog is showing off red lipstick nipple hearts posed front facing on its kneespupie realized leg warmers were the key with black legwarmers over yellow tightsthe dog is on its back pulling down its brown bodysuit and legs up in the air
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i think my neighbors probably really like it when i sing the same 40 second song over and over again at 7am
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagine spiderman but the webs are pee
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Sigma @silentwingsstudio.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hey so you ever go in intentionally trying to make something fucked up looking and then accidentally fuck it up more but it works because the joke just keep building? Anyway here's the cross stitch I did. #art #crossstitch #crossstitching
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your fuckable friend @wordfortree.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i want to have more sex where i’m really just providing a service for a friend who is frustrated. like it doesn’t need to be a big deal. sometimes someone needs to cum and it would be better if they used me to do it
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
idk what i did to the joints in my hand but several of them are really mad at me
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phia @phiafacetious.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
folks, i really, really need help with rent and bills this month. i got a new job, so i'm in a transitional period where my hours aren't where they will be due to training. i'm in need of $400. i'm struggling badly. vnmo/cshapp is phia_g, dm me for pypal. please share 🙏🏻🫶🏼
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
they keep making up new words for farting and having sex and i just can't keep up
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i need to buy regular shirts buti keep finding really good boobie shirtsat the thrift store what am i gonna do NOT buy them??
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i almost turned these tights into arm warmers.. but now im thinkin doggy clown porn🐶
pupie is laying on its back on the couch wearing a little black onesie and yellow tights with its legs up and showing its ass pupie has melted off the couch and is leaning on the couch in a black bodysuit and yellow tights turned to the side with its hips and ass taking up about a third of the spacefront facing pupie with its elbow on the couch sitting on the ground in a black bodysuit and yellow tights
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🦇Piper🦇 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
just had gay sex under an actual rainbow, happy pride 🌈💖
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
had never seen this one and it's killing me
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 31/03/2026
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 03/10/2025
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
😜 tee heee
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
walkie outfit😊
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The Dog™ @w00feys.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
if i had feeling in my nipples this talent might be worth something
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