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Will Chitty

@w-chitty.bsky.social
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe king of soundbites Sam Matterface just turned down the opportunity to shout “Czech mate” as Kane scored there
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guehi preparing for life in League 1
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Dan WH @dwhonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just seen this powerful image from Andy’s Man Club. Mental health and suicide prevention are close to my heart. I have worked in mental health for over 15 years and lost friends to suicide. Let’s look at for each other where we can #pompey
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After a week in which Portsmouth hit the headlines for the RNLI closing its doors, it was nice to see Pompey show how much they support charities, in this case Blackburn Rovers
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not sure what was the biggest mistake - sending off Foden or altering the offside goal. Either way, losers make excuses and winners get on with it. Credit to Man City
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
See Bielick playing for Cardiff today. Stay classy guys
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thurs: Reform exposed by C4 Fri: key Reform resignations Sat: Dover protest Sun: Small boat landing at Pompey first time ever Who arranged for the migrants to cross were they did? Reform Party and Tommo? Feels like a massive coincidence if not
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Exciting game but that’s 2 mistakes by 2 top keepers #ArsChe
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t speak Welsh but seems that they call the throat the shoulder in Cardiff. We’ve all seen the footage but some major gaslighting going on here in this post truth world #pompey
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reform UK announce James Orr’s replacement as Jan Dukes. In unrelated news, Dan Jukes has been replaced in Jim Oar
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I recall chatting to a guy a couple of years back who did the prostate test at Fratton Park, they found he had early stages of cancer. Treated easily with pills because it was caught early. Best save Alan Knight ever made? Get yourselves checked #pompey
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mousinho’s toughest job yet. Keeper - one can kick, one can save Defence - Dia not ready, Arthur needs experience around him, Swanson getting exposed and outnumbered at LB Midfield - creaking- find the combo Attack - Segs one dimensional. Maresi lively but no service #pompey 1/2
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve renamed Google to Poodle Seems appropriate
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thoughts from #Victorious yesterday ✅ Escaped most of the showers but very windy ✅ No queues for booze or loos ✅ picked up a tee from Strong Island and gained 2 hipster points ✅ ✅ Faithless awesome ⁉️ The Vaccines pretty good but couldn’t understand their odd accents 😉 ✅ Racketeers very good
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nice to see Pompey score 3 but also nice to see these 3 go in
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Weirdest match report that I’ve ever listened to
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, Ian Ormandroyd scoring a blatant offside goal in the 92/93 playoff semi vs the magnificent but tired Pompey”
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Shocking to see BlueSky going the same way as X with rival fans abusing each other like this just because proper footy has restarted.
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Decent 90 mins plus a dodgy 8 mins Shein very impressive throughout and Kenny lively from the bench. Decent performance marred by the predictable injuries #pompey
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Waddingham injured running onto the pitch. Really fed up with the amount of papier mache players we are carrying who can’t stay fit. Anderson, Blair, Wadds, Farrell, Umeh Clear out required
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Much to like about that first half from Pompey Controlled most of the game and undone by a brilliant piece of skill on the left wing
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
West Ham players being reminded that football is a contact sport after too long playing non-contact stuff. That Pompey goal won’t help their mood
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who is this commentator? Completely clueless. Doesn’t know one player from another and not arsed to do his homework Team doing well especially Shein #pompey
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pompey’s Chamberlain vs Dublins O’Leary in Dublin youtu.be/OCm88kidrY0?...
youtu.be
BEST FIGHT OF 2026? Pierce O'Leary vs. Mark Chamberlain | Fight Highlights
YouTube video by DAZN Boxing
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No more Schmidt housery but then again a 1 min chat to reorganise team could be beneficial. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
English football agrees trial to end goalkeeper tactical timeout
English football will implement a trial to try to eradicate the goalkeeper tactical timeout this season.
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Embarrassing for my club that they can’t be arsed to do this but well done to whoever did #pompey PS any chance you could sort out the Fratton railway bridge?
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Parades front runner for next FIFA Peace prize
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina did more attacking after the final whistle than they did during the entire match
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who would’ve guessed Argentina would’ve been bad loser snidey squinnying gutter rats
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can’t believe Messi still on the pitch after non stop walking
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump threatening Spain with increased tariffs unless they cave in
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi disallows Spains goal
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi no one likes a grass
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina down to 11 men
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not quite Pompey Reading but pretty close
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
😭 emotional with heart on sleeve Love hearing him speak
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Can’t wait to hear Anthony Barry really fired up at half time saying he wants 8 (eight)
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That’s the best half of football from any team in this World Cup. Who knew England’s secret was dropping Kane and Bellingham 🤷‍♂️
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve been reflecting on yesterday’s game shed the second half mirrored the first half of the Croatia game, without the subs. The team went into their shells after scoring. Need to reflect on the characters in the team.
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Give it to Keir Starmer for the rest of the season
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Strange how Arsenal players were unable to play any meaningful part in Englands team. Rice and Saka looked like they were carrying injuries. Eze and Madueke little contribution
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Criticise Tuchels substitutions but they’re an improvement on Southgate
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Seriously, why has the man marker dropped out of the game? Not fashionable? Stick a guy on Messi and stop him having the last 30 mins.
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well played England Exceeded expectations and overachieved Better team won
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Simeone definitely his fathers son No dna test needed there
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kane went golfing with the US president He didn’t elect him, you did 18 months ago, it wasn’t knowledge that Trump was in the Epstein files. It was knowledge that he was a corrupt narcissist war monger and yet you still elected him But berate Kane if you must.
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gabriel Clarke is no angel
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can’t wait to see how Henderson celebrates this one Put the guy in ppe
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyone catch Charlie vs the chocolate factory last night?
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Will Chitty @w-chitty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Will done VAR Just ruled out one of the best WC goals of all time for a soft foul against the world’s greatest cheats
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