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vyacheblyat 🎃

@vyacho.bsky.social
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📍 Irkutsk Ex-paramedic, current nurse-ish, don't ask LGBT propagandist, if you insist

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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 The critics gave STP a loooot of shit after their first album, but I bought Purple on a whim when it released and quickly developed a soft spot for it.
The album "Purple" by Stone Temple Pilots
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My foreign mother tongue be damned, it's apparently evident that I spent over half my life in California:
Your dialect map

You talk most like someone from California - about 57% of your answers match a typical resident.Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

MOST SIMILAR

1. San Francisco, CA (57%)
2. Los Angeles, CA (56%)
3. Portland, OR (55%)

LEAST SIMILAR

1. New Orleans, LA (45%)
2. Atlanta, GA (46%)
3. Charlotte, NC (47%)

What gave you away

Answers that point most strongly to California.

What is your *general* term for a big road that you drive relatively fast on?
freeway

What do you call the insect that flies around in the summer and has a rear section that glows in the dark? firefly

What do you call the thing from which you might drink water in a school? drinking fountain

What do you call the little gray creature (that looks like an insect but is actually a crustacean) that rolls up into a ball when you touch it? pill bug
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Late to International Cat Day I am, this picture I hope shall suffice, asleep with her toy she was, asleep close to her I was...
Luna (chicken-shaped black and white cat) asleep on her extremely photogenic cat tree with a half-destroyed toy mouse in her arms
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Counterpoint: I'm still here, so there's at least one person left in Russia
random youtube video from a presumed dummy which was recommended to me, suggesting that russia is "out of people" (i'm seeing this from inside russia)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" (This was my favourite time killer and I miss it to this day)
Soviet clone of a Nintendo Game & Watch, circa 1984
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
catching whiffs of Discourse™
screenshot of me muting the word "platner" on this cursed site
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's not Caturday, but this one had me pinned for almost an hour this morning and I figured I'd get some decent shots out of it...
A close-up shot of my cat, Tula, her fur an elaborate mix of black and white, slumped lazily on my leg, or the gray pant leg upon my flesh leg (where she'd been sat for 30 minutes)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I CRIED

Vladimir Putin - An Energy Reading

Sponsored - Grandmother Maitreya with Tiff...

(sponsored youtube video featuring hippy dippy lady who gives vladdy an energy reading and cries while doing it)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's not Caturday anymore, but behold, the reappearance of the Cat Tree of Photogenicness....
Luna, my black and white cat with a very specific black splodge on her nose, lying on a gray cat tree (yes I have attempted before to remove the cat fur covering said cat tree and no it did not go very well for me)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Got sent this earlier and I feel the need to pass it along
puppy with a bunch of latin american flags on it with its paws around another puppy with a russian flag on it, the meaning being how akin to each other we truly are/how much we like each other for some reason
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
All of us. God, what a beautiful sight. Love you four, too. #Artemis
Left to right: Orion, the Moon, and Earth.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
(Vyacho has receipts, coward)
Greg Pak

@gregpak.net

Every D rep and senator needs to make make public statements right now that if Trump nukes Iran, they'll never stop trying to impeach him.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Oh, and:
Still from the Simpsons with text saying:

HAPPY LOVE DAY, EVERYONE!
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
america shooting itself in the face while the rest of the world watches in horror and confusion
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wouldn't describe myself as a youth, but still, heyyyy that's me!
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Sims 1 text box that says:

Sorry

You can't afford it.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sims 1 notification that says "You have been chosen. They will come soon."
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Sims 1 text box that says:

The Grim Reaper has no time for your whining and sniveling! He has a long list of people dying to meet him!
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Blanket, as he appeared inside the now-mangled Christmas tree: (Happy #Caturday, btw)
My cat black and white cat, Blanket, sat inside a Christmas tree with lights visible around him
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Last moon pic, promise I'll stop after this. For an old phone camera, I guess it's not so bad...
Photo showing the moon in a pitch black, star-less sky. The moon is in the center of the photo.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Oh are we sharing moon pics? As seen today @ 0310 IRKT just outside of Irkutsk, Russia: #moon
Photo showing a black night sky with the full moon directly in the centre. There are no stars visible in the photo.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
this bluesky harvest thing is certainly interesting...
according to the bluesky harvest thingy, my most used words include: fuck, fucking, shit, myself and morning
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Still of that scene from A Cure for Wellness where Lockhart has the big ass tube down his throat
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
...dare i look
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
caught a glimpse of bluesky discourse and decided to fully investigate
"The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have shot everybody here."
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Happy Thursday the 20th to all who celebrate 🫡
frame from the simpsons showing a guy (forgot if he had a name or not) wearing a chain which says THURSDAY THE 20TH
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Quote something random from your phone
slightly shaky photo of a snail, snailing across a dirty pink wooden board
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Weekend mood... (It's still #caturday somewhere, right?)
My cat, Luna, lying on her side on a platform on a cat tree
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
brat summer is over, it's time for bratya karamazovy autumn
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It took me eight tries just to post this damn picture, hope it may provide you with some sort of joy or comfort:
My cat (Tula (don't ask)) sat in a worn out black armchair used exclusively by her and her siblings
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Luna, a shaky low-angle shot...
a photo of my cat (Luna) taken from a low angle (so, the camera is looking up at her)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"...I needed a new lace for m'sneaker. So I decided to go to Leningrad, which is what they called St Petersburg in those days. So I rolled my jeans up, which was the style at the time..."
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
(obligatory Blanket picture)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
SHHHHHH
screenshot of me muting the word "singal" (i won't learn about The Discourse)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
:)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
POV: you found out where the catnip is disappearing to and now they can't just let you go (you've seen too much)
A blurry photo of my cat (Luna) attacking my phone camera up close
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
BEHOLD! THE FIELD IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS.

LAY THINE EYES UPON IT AND THOU SHALT SEE THAT IT IS BARREN.

in the style of a medieval picture with some dudes and a house in the left corner
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Do NOT face Putin alone when Astral

projecting (self.hex_russia)

submitted 3 years ago by /r/lahca

Today while astral projecting I summoned putin to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Putin is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a new Hitler.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Playing FNV for the first time in years and all I gotta say is:
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
"Good lord what is happening in there!" wirh Superintendent Chalmers pointing at a door w/Britain flag on it or something
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Based on the headline alone, I can conclude that whoever wrote this article should be taken to the middle of Central Park and publicly executed via brazen bull.
Screenshot of a NYT article which popped up on my phone, headline reads "Who Needs Walls, Anyway? Here's How to Make One Room Into Many"
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
howdy y'all
screenshot from google showing my IP/location as being texas (despite me not being in texas)
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh, one last thing before I forget about this viperous little shit ...isn't this just "enjoy the camps, sweetie!" but from someone who, likewise, claims to be a leftist (but appears to hope I get disappeared by my own state's forces)?
willybongka.bsky.social (replying to me)

It sure is weird how you people claim to be leftist but attack my mental ability.

Go fuck yourself and try not to get disappeared while you ignore fascist shit. 😝
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
(here, since the little bitch blocked me)
willybongka.bsky.social: (replying to me)

"How does putins asshole taste?"
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
(here, if you can't see what i'm quoting)
Some guy quoting my earlier skeet on finding peace in life despite the terrible world around us with

"Just ignore the fascist shit bro"
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
update 2:
may god forgive me for typing these words

You are ...

The Tease

91.7% match

Anticipation is your playground. You delight in the slow burn, lingering tension, and delicious agony of delay, whether dangling the prize or yearning for it. Playful and mischievous, you stretch moments until they snap with desire.

The journey thrills as much as the destination, with power in the pause, the almost, the not-quite-yet. BDSM is your stage for seduction, where every tease promises more.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
...well that's a little ominous
Screenshot from my YouTube feed showing a video from Adam Schiff entitled "Consider This Your Warning"
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
GET REVENGE NOW.

(smiley face doing a peace sign)

GRAB A RIFLE.
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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It's still #Caturday somewhere, right? Will this do?
My cat, Luna, sat on a platform on a cat tree, with my other cat, Tula, partially visible in the foreground, also sat on the cat tree
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