Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’ve read 21 books so far this year (which is more than I’ve read since probably 2015?) and I’m hoping to make it to 40 books by January!! W the power of my ingot, this will happen 170
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Bought an extremely small ereader in order to stop looking at my phone as much and I’m so in love w it. My ingot❤️ #myingot 190
Reposted by EliAnthropomorphic Monkey's Paw @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Advent of the Cockatrice #digitalpetjam Amanda H.'s cousin says you can hatch a Tamagotchi like, for real, if you know what to do. A short story zine about schoolyard rumors, and taking care of something even when no one is taking care of you.goblinpassword.itch.ioThe Advent of the Cockatrice by Alex GoblinpasswordPlay in your browser 1127
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 11/10/2026WHY DID DEAD BY DAYLIGHT MAKE THE EMIL SKIN FOR THE LEGION??? HE DOESNT WANT TO KILL WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM KILL 110
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You should try a mitered square! They’re fun and simple. And also can be dish rags lol 120
Reposted by EliRika Klassen @rikaklassen.northsky.social · 09/10/2026It's a blessing the trailer for the green yuri (The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All) dropped on International Lesbian Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPF...youtube.comThe Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't a Guy At All | Official Trailer | CrunchyrollYouTube video by Crunchyroll 055
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why the fuck do they let dentists do cosmetic botox in Virginia??? 150
Reposted by EliMak, Abyssal Potionmaster @makiiato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026smokin' that shit that made nosferatu vogue 073
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Being really vulnerable and letting someone that isn’t Kelly into my apartment tomorrow 🫡 050
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maliketh kicked my ass for SO long I took a solid six month break from the game lmao…wishing you luck 🙏 000
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They need to start voicing video games w randos they find on the street and/or members of the dev team again. And I’m not joking 050
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m like physically getting hotter doing this 😭 BUT! I sewed some arm sleeves and I’ve patterned hand paws !!!!!! 160
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Drafting a sewing pattern for the first time in over a decade has got my brain CHURNING 1110
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026His high pitched screams and swagless demeanor really enchanted me 110
Reposted by Eliревенант 🗡️ @princerevenant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hate is a place where a man who can’t stand sadness goes #berserk 117771
Reposted by EliMae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound 2976121684
Reposted by Eliquettatonia @quettatonia.neocities.org · 19/08/2026Realest shit ever said in a Blizzard game 18728
Reposted by EliGnarlie @gnarliedorks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Drew the godzilla figure on my desk again, it's shapes captivate me 13110
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As someone who left the PNW, I can say the vibes are much better (for me) back in VA. Also it’s cheaper to live here. 111
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyway thank you for coming to my bus stop experience thread 070
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just witnessed a bus stop unc fumble a woman faster than I’ve ever seen a man fumble 170
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The bus stop uncs today are getting a little fiesty tho ain’t gonna lie. One just stopped a young man to ask him if he loves pussy 150
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And sometimes they’ll offer you weed or a Truly and you have to politely decline. But you have to be very respectful to the bus stop unc. 150
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now the thing you gotta know about Richmond is there’s a specific niche of man that sits at bus stops and dispenses wisdom 160
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Coworker made the mistake of telling me she watched IWTV and she accidentally triggered my unskippable Armand cutscene 070
Reposted by Eli 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gillian anderson for paper magazine september 2026, photographed by yana van nuffel 1332126
Eli @vultjag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nodding…the pup mask is too far but he could do ears, perhaps 🤔💭 120
