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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
We are here to serve.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
@enterprisesplain.bsky.social To answer your question about the purpose of Andorian antennae on today’s podcast episode:
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that trans women are women, trans men are men, and nonbinary people are valid. #StarTrek #Vulcan #transwomenarewomen #transmenaremen #nonbinarypeoplearevalid #trans #nonbinary
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Tellarites possess a highly evolved olfactory system, detecting compounds from emotional shifts such as stress or deception. This fuels their confrontational style as they exploit scent cues to expose dishonesty. The Vulcan Science Directorate recommends breath mints during diplomatic engagements.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Dr. Phlox has informed us that Denobulan children occasionally shed skin in large translucent sheets. We did not request photos. He provided them anyway.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I love this idea
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I am this week’s special guest on EnterpriseSplaining (a podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise)! Thank you so much to the hosts for having me on. It was a pleasure! Listen on any podcast app! 🖖
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Andorian antennae serve as equilibrium regulators and sensory amplifiers. Loss of an antenna disrupts balance but regeneration occurs within nine months. The Vulcan Science Directorate recommends to the High Command strategic targeting of antennae in combat scenarios. #StarTrek #Vulcan
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined the weight of a rainbow. Turns out it is pretty light.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Choriocytosis is a virus that affects the blood cells’ ability to carry oxygen to the organs in Humans and Vulcans. In Vulcans, death can occur within one week as the victim suffocates internally. The only known treatment is strobolin, a rare substance that is only found on few planets. #TAS
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Gal-en-du'un, or “dream moss”, is a yellowish-green lichen found on Vulcan's volcanic plains. Consumption through ingestion or inhalation causes strong hallucinations that last several minutes. Modern uses are restricted to medicine through a number of analgesic and neurochemical treatments.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The existence of time travel would mean the existence of a paradox, therefore time travel is illogical.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Greetings Doctor Selar. Are things are going well there?
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Redspice is a basis for many recipes and beverages on Vulcan, and is also used therapeutically as a calming agent. Many find it to be soothing when experiencing emotional distress. Redspice is a regular addition to the Vulcan table.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The Tcha'besheh are large silicon-based life forms native to Vulcan that do not require respiration or food. They live secluded far beneath Vulcan's surface. It is said they have made telepathic contact with Vulcans. Ancient Vulcan mythology considered the Underliers repository of all knowledge.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Though Vulcans have been mostly spared of the dubious effects of alcohol, we do make Port and Brandy for small indulgences.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Pel-tar'uk, found on the volcanic plains of Vulcan, are bright green shrubs that produce small edible green berries. The berries are protected by thick toxic spines which can inject painful neural poison that causes cramping, vomiting, and a fever that fogs the mind and slows reflexes. #vulcan
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Vulcan neuro-pressure is a technique for relaxing the mind and muscles, by stimulating neural nodes and pressure points in a Vulcan or Human body. Some techniques involve breathing methods such as the Khavorta posture. Neuro-pressure for combat is commonly referred to as the “Vulcan nerve pinch”.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Please explain your involvement in recent events regarding @ltcmdrtriptravis.bsky.social’s appearance on the Enterprise NX-01. We are attempting to understand the scientific nature of this quandary.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We recommend you try a warm broth with red spice. The spice is native to Vulcan and known for its soothing effects.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I ask because recently we have done scientific experiments with certain alien plants and the results were… interesting.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This is all highly unlikely. It is more logical to assume you may be having an hallucination. Have you ingested anything unfamiliar lately?
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So what you’re saying is… a captain named “Kirk” and a “gang” traveled “backwards in time” to… bring whales to the future?
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
🖖 Live long and prosper.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
As illogical as this situation is, you seem like a fairly logical being. We will heed your advice.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Whales? As in Earth whales? That must be difficult, as they have been extinct since the 21st century of Earth.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Fascinating… Thank you. We are eager to study this quandary.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oh… I suppose it is logical to assume we will be needing this, then. Thank you, we are learning much already.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Fascinating… we acquire knowledge of all scientific relevance.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The stars and planets seem to be unchanged, however we are unfamiliar with temporal or dimensional displacement. We were just in communication with the Enterprise NX-01 and now we are… here.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
That would be appreciated. We are unfamiliar with this anomaly. We have just arrived here from… I mean we’ve been here but… what we are experiencing is illogical. Any data you have that would help us understand the scientific quandary we are in would be helpful.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
At the moment, it does not. But we would like to pursue further study of this… situation.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Greetings 🖖
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Apologies, we are assessing how we got here. Everything here is… illogical.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We are currently theorizing the concept of microsingularities and their possible connection to subspace anomalies. If this is something you are interested in, we are willing to share data.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Other…you? This universe? We are having a hard time finding the logic in your query. Please let us know if you need any assistance.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Indeed, it is logical to consider collaboration. Please let us know if we may be of assistance.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The sehlat is an enormous beast, native to Vulcan. Sehlats have six-inch fangs and are patient, persistent predators. Sehlats do not like to climb, but are capable of tracking prey for days, possibly longer. Domesticated sehlats are only slightly smaller, and are a popular pet with Vulcan children.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Or more accurately, Devilution.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Humans tend to get suspicious if one never takes off their hat.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that Aqua Net is the most effective polymer for concealing Vulcan ears in a Carbon Creek situation.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Our reasoning is not flawed. The existence of time travel would require the existence of a paradox. Therefore, time travel is illogical.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It is only logical.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
What is Q?
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Not now, Q.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
First data result: 6 out of 8 of us would prefer to ride a unicorn versus do a mind meld with Surak’s katra.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The Vulcan Science Directorate is currently doing experiments with felicium, a plant native to the planet Brekka. Stand by for results. #startrek #vulcan #vulcanscience
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
We would like to speak with Kurak regarding subspace morphology. Please have her contact us at her earliest convenience.
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Vulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Agreed.
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