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Chris Geoghooligan ✊

@VTDARKSIM.toot.community.ap.brid.gy
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Hokie grad and fanatic for life, playing too much soccer when I'm not enginerding for a living. Slowly learning Python & Data Analytics, big fan of automating the […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ toot.community/@VTDARKSIM, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
#Edinburgh knows what’s up.
The image shows a metal railing with graffiti, featuring a green background and the text "F*** Trump!" The area is surrounded by greenery.A green and black pole covered in various stickers and graffiti stands in front of a colorful, graffiti-covered wall. The stickers include phrases like "FEED THE POOR" and "EAT THE RICH." The surrounding area features stone pavement with some greenery.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Eep! 👀⏳✈️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥃 #travel #scotland #scottish #edinburgh #DuchessofWestEnd
The image displays a countdown timer for a flight to Edinburgh on August 9, 2026. It indicates 0 months, 0 days, and 9 hours remaining. An airplane is flying through clouds in the background, and there is a cat looking into your soul in the background.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Video of the #hornets
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Video of the #swampmilkweed and #milkweedbugs
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Discovered large #milkweedbugs are a thing today. Also, we have a giant nest of #EuropeanHornets in our tree 😬🙅‍♂️ #garden #gardening #landman #landmanning
Close-up of a green plant stem with several small orange insects clustered around it, and white fibrous material at the base. Green leaves are visible in the background.A close-up view of a tree trunk featuring a hollow section. Inside the hollow, a nest made of paper-like material is visible, along with some insects. The bark of the tree shows a rough texture.A close-up view of a tree trunk with a hornet nest visible near a small opening. Some hornets can be seen on the bark.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
A bit toasty today (91F) but a good short first (!) bike ride of the year. #BikeTooter #BikeToot #Cycling #Cycle #Bicycle #Bike
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Mmm… no thank you? #IT
The image features a notification from the IT Department indicating enrollment in a new assignment, but the subject line has been truncated at “ass…”.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
#HUMMINGBIRDS IN THE #BEEBALM 😍 #garden #gardening #landman #landmanning
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Fuck right off.
The image shows a text conversation where person A congratulates person B on a rumored new position as Director of RS, expressing confidence in their leadership qualities. Person B acknowledges sending in acceptance paperwork & states they are happy person A is on the team. Person A states they have not accepted the offer yet, to which person B does not respond.A text message from the newly elevated VP of bullshit, checking in with me about sending in an acceptance for an offer by the end of the day, and asks if there are any questions.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
Drinking a Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot to honor my company’s leadership who saw fit to offer me a demotion today while in the same breath telling me how integral I am to the company but also they don’t want anyone there just for the paycheck but want people […] [Original post on toot.community]
A bottle of Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot beer is placed on a tiled surface, accompanied by a scattering of cherry tomatoes and a green jalapeño pepper. A blurred outdoor background features greenery and a brick wall.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
FIVE DAYS LEFT ON THIS SENSOR DEXCOM AND I’M GETTING SPICY #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems #dexcom #cgm #g7
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
Forecast of #smoke and thunderstorms, unhealthy #AirQualityIndex of 183, and a #HeatIndex of 104F. Guess I won’t be going outside much today… #wildfires #wildfiresmoke #canadianwildfires #climatechange #climate #climatecrisis #airquality
Current weather conditions for Alexandria, VA: 84°F with a feels-like temperature of 91°F. Conditions include smoke and 100% precipitation. Winds are at 6 mph.An Air Quality Index (AQI) reading of 183 is displayed, indicating "Unhealthy" air quality. A sad red face icon accompanies the message. A note advises that children, older adults, and individuals with respiratory issues should limit outdoor activities.The image displays a weather forecast for today, including hourly temperatures from 11 AM to 5 PM. It shows temperatures ranging from 85°F to 93°F, with varying chances of precipitation and wind speeds. There are indicators for expected high humidity and a heat index of 104F.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
RE: toot.community/@VTDARKSIM/116924364… 1 day in and I’ve already set #mealie up on my #HomeServer, and added 21 recipes I had floating around in files or bookmarks. This is pretty damn cool.
A recipe list displayed on a mobile app, featuring various dishes such as Black Bean Feta Dip, Cauliflower Pizza, Easy Chicken Stir Fry, and more. Each item includes metrics like likes and estimated preparation times. The interface shows a search bar T the top.A large bowl contains a colorful mixture of black beans, corn, green onions, and crumbled feta cheese. The dish is labeled as "Black Bean Feta Dip" with ingredients listed for preparation.Screenshot of recipe instructions for preparing a salad. The steps include combining corn, black beans, feta, and green onions in a large bowl, mixing a dressing in a small bowl, pouring the dressing over the salad ingredients, and tossing to combine.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
I swear to fucking christ #dexcom doesn’t last more than 8 days anymore. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
Uhhhh… guess I’d better eat something because I def bolused for 233 +18. WTF #Dexcom. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
The image displays a glucose monitoring app interface. It shows a current glucose level of 144 mg/dL and a glucose trend graph for the last three hours, with time labeled from 1 PM to now.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
May your #caturday be a #NoBones kinda day! #DuchessofWestEnd #Cats #CatsOfPixelfed #CatsOfMastodon #FediPets #FediCats #FluffyCat #FluffyCats #NorwegianForestCat #WedgieCat
A fluffy cat is lounging on a man, resting her head on his hip while appearing relaxed and content. The background features patterned blankets and cushions.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
#HappyBirthday to the beautiful and talented @Redbunhead @redbunhead.bsky.social!
A woman with long, red hair smiles while holding a fluffy cat that has a mix of brindle and white fur. The background includes soft lighting and hints of interior decor.A smiling woman with long, red hair is sitting with a fluffy cat in her lap. The cat has a mix of brindle and white fur and looks directly at the camera. The background features a ceiling fan and curtains, suggesting a cozy indoor setting.A smiling woman with long red hair wearing large sunglasses holds a cocktail at a table. A glass of water is in front of her, and a bottle of sparkling water is on the table. The background features a dark wall with electrical fixtures.A woman with long, red hair smiles for a selfie while holding a fluffy cat with a white and brindle coat. The background shows a cozy indoor setting.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Guess how much time is left on my #dexcom #g7 #cgm sensor? #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
A digital display shows a blood glucose level of 112 mg/dL. Below, a line graph tracks glucose readings over the past three hours, with time markers from 7 AM to the present. The graph is choppy rather than smooth.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Bye, Felicia. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
It took about 2 days for my body to respond, but the stress of the #RIF notifications suddenly exerted its influence on my #bloodglucose. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
The image shows a continuous glucose monitoring chart displaying blood glucose levels over a 12-hour period. The current glucose level is 163 mg/dL, up by 5 mg/dL. It reaches almost 400 mg/dL at one point.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
If you received a text message like this from an unfamiliar number, claiming to be your CEO to whom you’ve never spoken, you would think this is a #phishing attempt, no?
A screenshot of a text message conversation. It includes a message addressed to "Chris" about an RS announcement, asking for a time to discuss over a call. The message is sent at 10:39 AM and is marked as encrypted.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Pulling for #España while simultaneously pulling for #CaboVerde! #worldcup #worldcup2026
A close-up of a red sports jersey featuring the embroidered crest of the Spanish national football team, displaying elements like a crown and various symbols. The jersey has Adidas branding.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
The US is a failed state. This is just one of the many, many reasons. #HealthcareIsAHumanRight #HealthcareReform #PrescriptionDrugs #PrescriptionCosts #PriceTransparency
A mobile checkout interface displaying an order summary for two items, with a notice that the final cost will be determined at the time of prescription filling. Instructions about insurance coverage and responsibility for costs are included, along with a "Place order" button at the bottom.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
#CANvQAT #worldcup #worldcup2026
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
American Flag Blue #AmericanFlagBlue
An artistic representation of the American flag, featuring a dark green field with white stars on the left side and alternating red and white stripes on the right.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
How’s your Friday? #PowerBI #spaghettimonster
A flowchart displaying various GL (General Ledger) codes and categories related to payroll metrics. It includes boxes for total monthly and annual compensation, overtime hours, average hourly rates, and associated GL codes, connected by lines indicating relationships between the categories.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
It coincided with a day of mild day drinking while running errands, followed by another day of mild day drinking while doing yard work.
Homer Simpson holds a beer mug, with a cheerful expression, accompanied by the text "The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems." The background is a solid color with bubbles surrounding the character.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
Consider this your warning: this shit is gross. #owyn
A chocolate-flavored, dairy-free protein drink in a carton, labeled "OWYN 30g Zero Sugar Protein." The carton has a brown and teal design, with a capacity of 11.15 fluid ounces (330 ml).
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
Slapped a rubber grommet in there, tightened a bit, and voila! We’ve got a makeshift (non-leaking) recycled birdbath! #garden #gardening #landman #birdbath #diy #reduce #reuse #recycle #ReduceReuseRecycle
A backyard scene featuring a birdbath with a decorative base, a blue planter with a small plant, and a patch of green foliage. Stone pavers and small pebbles make up the ground, with a wooden fence in the background.A decorative birdbath sits on a stone pathway in a garden setting. Behind it, a wooden trellis supports climbing plants, while a fence and neighboring houses are visible in the background. The area is surrounded by gravel and garden beds.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
So it is leaking water… might be because I didn’t use a watertight washer, might be because of the cracks in the glass…
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
lol. This is what happens when appliances are repaired and light fixtures are replaced by someone who hates to put things into landfills: a potential redneck birdbath 🤣 Used the failed agitator from our washing machine and the hideous light fixture from the […] [Original post on toot.community]
An ornate lamp base with a glass shade sits on a gravel surface, surrounded by pieces of wood and greenery in the background.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
Fuck. My. Life. FML. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems #Gastroparesis
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
Every time I am on my way out the door to go play soccer. EVERY. TIME. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
The image displays a glucose monitoring app showing a blood glucose level of 68 mg/dL. An alert indicates a reading of 55 mg/dL is expected within 20 minutes.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 11/05/2026
What the actual fuck, #DonBeyer & #AbigailSpanberger & #GarrettMcGuire & #ScottSurovell? #deflock #privacy #surveillancecapitalism #fascism
A deflock.org map focused on Fairfax County, Virginia, showing camera density with various regions highlighted in different colors. The map displays statistics: 197 cameras in the county, ranking 1051 out of 3222 for cameras per capita and 129 for cameras per road mile.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026
I have a bunch of #reclaimedwood after tearing down the treehouse last week. I’ve power washed it & am staining it now. Not entirely sure what to do with it though… Maybe build a small platform for the composter & some deck chairs next to our pollinator […] [Original post on toot.community]
Area #1: always in the sun, would probably be unusable for lounging in the summer sun, but would be a good spot for an “overlook” into the pollinator garden next to the veggie garden.Area #2: probably 15 ft between the tree and fence, always shaded so we can’t grow veggies here. Would be cooler to hang out on in the summer. Maybe with some posts and a hammock? 🤔
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
I forgot how long power washing takes. #diy #reclaimedwood
The image shows a collection of wooden planks and boards leaning against a brick wall, with a tarpaulin and some greenery in the background. The scene is set in a driveway or outdoor area near a wooden deck.The image shows a collection of wooden planks leaning against a brick wall, with an EV charger mounted on the wall. A pressure washer is in the foreground, and there are some tools and a hose on the ground. Green grass and a tree are nearby.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #gardening #garden #pests #spottedlanternflies
The image shows a close-up of a green leaf, with small black insects featuring white spots visible on its surface. The leaf has a textured appearance, highlighting its vein patterns.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
First day after the spring semester and I blew off work. Might need to do this more often. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
A digital glucose monitor display showing a blood sugar level of 96 mg/dL. Below, a graph illustrates glucose trends over the last 12 hours, 100% in range.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
Goddamn, been a little while since I had one of these days. #T1D #Type1Diabetes #Diabetes #DiabeticProblems
I am Chris’ irritable blood glucose.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
Same, orchid. Same.
A close-up of a plant tag from Costa Farms, indicating it is an orchid that "survives neglect."
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
lol gtfo, #google.
A website for a Google add-on, reading:
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JavaScript (analytics.js, gtag.js).

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more about about the opt-out and how to properly install the browser add-on
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
Finished building the wooden raised bed (I ran out of usable reclaimed wood) and moved all the soil I could find a place for. Still need to weed 1/2 the garden, buy our plants and get them into the ground, and start working on erecting a bat house! #garden #gardening #landman
A wooden raised garden bed is set against a fence in a backyard. The bed is filled with dark soil and surrounded by grass and small stones. Behind it, there's a wooden fence and a staircase leading to a deck. Sunlight illuminates the area.A rectangular wooden raised garden bed filled with dark soil, situated alongside a wooden fence and surrounded by grass. A tree is visible in the background, providing shade.The remnants of a 8cuyd dirt pile is lying on a brown tarp on a paved area, surrounded by greenery and trees. A lamp post and a blue sign are visible in the background, indicating a residential setting.A well-maintained garden featuring multiple raised garden beds, some with soil visible, and several green grow bags. In the background, a wooden fence and steps lead to a house, with greenery and trees surrounding the area under a clear blue sky.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
Carts 9-12. #garden #gardening
A wheelbarrow filled with soil is positioned next to several large mounds of soil on a paved surface. A shovel stands upright in one of the mounds. The background features trees and a few buildings.A gravelly area featuring two large mounds of soil, a wheelbarrow filled with similar material, a shovel, and wooded surroundings in the background.A wheelbarrow filled with brown soil is positioned near two large piles of soil on a paved surface, surrounded by trees. A shovel is resting against one of the mulch piles.A wheelbarrow filled with soil is parked next to two large mounds of soil on a paved surface, surrounded by bare trees and greenery in the background. A shovel leans against one of the mulch piles.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
7 & 8 carts into the job. I’ve got 1 of the big beds more or less done, which is ~1/4 of the total raised bed volume. Woof. #garden #gardening
A large pile of dirt sits on a paved surface, accompanied by a wheelbarrow filled with more mulch and a shovel. In the background, there are trees and a house, indicating a residential area.A pile of dirt is positioned on a paved surface, next to a wheelbarrow filled with soil and a shovel. The background features trees and a residential area.A large raised garden bed filled with dark soil is shown, alongside a wheelbarrow and a gardening tool. The setting is outdoors with gravel and stone pathways.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
Ordered 8 cubic yards of garden soil that I need to haul from the church parking lot to my backyard because apparently I hate myself. #garden #gardening
A dump truck is unloading a large pile of dark soil on a paved area. Two black trucks are parked nearby, and the background features bare trees and a playground. The scene is bright and sunny.A large mound of soil is situated on a paved area, surrounded by trees and greenery. A black van is parked nearby, and there are wooden boards and a tarp visible near the soil.A large mound of dark soil is situated on a paved surface, with trees and greenery in the background. The area appears to be a construction or landscaping site.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
lol I forgot I changed my name in the #Ring app. #FuckBezos
An image of a smartphone screen displaying the time, date, weather information, and a notification from the Ring app indicating that an alarm was disarmed. The notification includes a timestamp and an author's name, “Fuck Bezos”.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026
Flashback to 9 years ago when I reached out to a company to ask for install guidance for one of their flow meters, and got this unexpected response from their CEO. People be crazy. mtw.us.com
An email with an aggressive tone directed at someone named Chris, expressing frustration over their credentials and identity. The sender mentions contacting Chris's employer and the industry to warn others about them. The message concludes with a vulgar remark.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026
Still can’t post to my pixelfed.social account from my #IceCubes app. The login process passes the auth, but then just returns to the login page. Account works fine in the #Pixelfed app, and there aren’t any pending IceCubes updates, so… 🤷‍♂️
A mobile screen displaying the "Add Account" interface for Pixelfed, featuring the instance information including its name, version, monthly active users, and administrator details.
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Chris Geoghooligan ✊ @vtdarksim.toot.community.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026
Of COURSE there fucking are. It’s been 5 minutes since the last update, so I’m long overdue. /s #Microsoft #Microslop #Office #MSOffice
The image shows a computer screen displaying a notification about available updates for Microsoft 365 and Office. A cursor is hovering over the notification, and various icons are visible in the taskbar, including those for Bluetooth and Office applications.
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