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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 12h

Oh my god I’m so sad I found out the robot was dancing and fell down hard and I missed it!!! If anybody sees a video of a robot collapsing at advertising week PLEASE send it to me, I need this

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 12h

And to think I felt bad for the hitchhiker bot when those Philadelphians bashed it to bits. They knew. they had the right idea

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 12h

Like truly fuck this thing and the screen on its chest that apparently plays ads?? Their booth said something like “billboards don’t have legs but we do“ and I hope they lose billions of dollars the first time one of these things hits the streets

A real humanoid robot walking around all herky like it owns the goddamn place

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 12h

Truly a generational fumble on the part of the larger tech industry that I saw a humanoid robot in the wild just now and didn’t think “cool! a little mechanical friend!” but “oh I HATE that get it away from me”

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 17h

any video game that makes me look around my city and think “I could probably scale that” is a good video game. Spider-Man. Control Resonant. Assassin‘s Creed 2. all perfect in my eyes

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s more comedy than horror and you kinda have to buy into the gimmick but One Cut Of The Dead is very fun (especially going in blind)

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's fascinating seeing people gush about the dancer fight from control resonant because it's the easiest time i've had with a boss fight in like, years. which leads me to believe the rhythm of the fight must've triggered a deeply recessed KH2 boss muscle memory or something bc i'm bad at new games

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i don't even think i've hit 10 hours on Fortune's Weave yet so i've been holding off on posting Opinions but i can truly bear it no longer, am i right in already thinking Fabio is DEFINITELY the best character hands down

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I really need the graffiti artists of New York City to step up and vandalize the Meta Muse ads as much as they did the Friend AI ones and the Skechers ones

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

murderbeans would be a great nickname for a cat

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There was that Are You Afraid Of The Dark episode where Nosferatu walked out of the move screen and I thought “Now there’s only one screen between him and me” and I frantically turned the TV off

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think I figured out why this showed up on my TV, by the way. It’s because I had to google a Great American Family show for work and the Christian entertainment industry’s audience targeting algorithms are uniquely desperate

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I hate that I know this but isn’t it “Run Hide Fight?” Can the Daily Wire not even get their own tiles straight on their own damn advertisements? or is this a Roku problem, because they fact that they’re recommending it to me definitely proves something is wrong on their back end as well

A Roku Home Screen ad that reads “Run Hid Fight”

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Nineboat @nineboat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Colombo saying "Boy, a fella could go broke with a hobby like this." while standing in a room full of Gunpla boxes

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is making a Resident Evil Veronica reference in my display name considered stolen valor if I’ve never actually played a Resident Evil game

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"alan cumming is sending invitations via crow!" classic. great. "all the contestants meet each other on a train to the scottish castle!" ok, i mean, i guess that's more personable than just showing up in private cars "fred and oliver phelps are the new groundkeepers!" now HANG on a second

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ok i know i'm a week late but why is the traitors: new blood doing so much hogwarts shit

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes hello Ms. SVP of Brand Partnerships for Important Television Network, I'm sure you're interested to know that both "Marshals" Season 2 and... *pause* “Even Though I'm a Super Timid Noble Girl, I Accepted the Bet From My Cunning Fiancé" are both releasing on Sunday

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Overlong explanatory anime titles used to be really funny to me but now that I have to include them in the premieres section of a TV newsletter for work, I'll admit I'm feeling some latent preteen weeb shame

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Harvey Guillen has a prominent role — at the risk of spoiling, he’s not particularly heroic or sympathetic and it doesn’t end well for him (it’s a gory sci fi thriller), but I don’t recall his size being an explicit factor in the narrative at all

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kind of curious for your thoughts on "companion" now

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Between the two of them they almost make one normal human smile that reaches both corners of the mouth

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I finally heard Choosin’ Texas at a work conference today! I’m part of the zeitgeist now!!!

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The photo angle here makes me want to see an elaborate reload sequence

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You’ve heard of coworker music, now get ready for: conference presentation music! All the mildest most recognizable top hits from your favorite car commercials, all in one place!

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i haven’t been in touch with her lately! She’s a friend of a friend. I should track her down on instagram and see

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know that instructor so that part was extra fuckin’ surreal

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think what it says about me is that I don’t own a car radio

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do you think the hiss invasion extends out to other parts of New York City or is everybody in the other boroughs just like treating it like Santacon but weirder. Like “ugh don’t go into manhattan today the traffic’s all non-Euclidean for some reason“

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Haven’t actually started playing control resonant yet but between dylan’s aesthetic and the electro pop music it feels like death stranding for people with adhd instead of depression

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wildest part of seeing History of Concrete last night is that we know and used to be casual party-going acquaintances with that Hallmark movie writer

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Alanis Morissette covered Season of the Witch for the Hudson Williams horror-mystery series about Baba Yaga" They're finally making brand-new sentences for good again

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

maybe that's his special contrarian fashion choice, like the kid i knew in high school who wore a naruto headband every day

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ok but why does the muse ai mascot look like those sentient blobs of fat from the catherine tate season of doctor who

the muse charm mascot, a white bob with a tiny face

a gaggle of adipose creatures, which are white blobs with tiny faces

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Andy has a great story about the time he worked at a video store in high school and Bruce Springsteen came in with his kid and rented this movie specifically

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

we used to say this one all the time at MTV News to the point where I've have to stop myself from doing it at every workplace since (We also used to say "Sicario!!" in a Mario voice)

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x

The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i'm also really concerned for her puckering neckline

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Crème Breelée 🐺 @bloodmooncafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just a friendly reminder, you don't need...that shitty wizard series...for references for wizards. If you wanna draw a wizard or magician fight, look up irl photos of music conductors. You're welcome.

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah but Enterprise did that already so they’d need a new angle on it

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Honestly I wonder if SNW would do so many gimmick episodes if they could get away with Mirror Universe stuff but they can’t because nobody on Enterprise can canonically know that’s a thing yet

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I know everybody hates the Strange New World gimmick episodes but honestly the fact that cast seems like they’re having so much fun really smooths over a lot of problems in the moment for me

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Has someone run the numbers on how many different wigs Mariska Hargitay wore over the course of the broadcast because by my count it was at least three

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

shailene woodley looks like she was forced to switch wardrobes with a color-blind '70s witch

Shailene Woodley is wearing a baby blue sweater vest with a DEEP V, burgundy pleather above-the-elbow gloves, a pair of gold sequined wide leg pants and glass costume jewelry

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m a simple creature, I like it when Emilia Clarke says things in a made-up language

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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

God being on dual tv business and ad tech beats is the worst, I instinctively took a photo of this because I need to know how they did it

A dumb widget on the peacock app that immediately adds the traitors to your watch list. It popped up the SECOND they won the Emmy

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