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Viscount (they/them)

@vpurple.bsky.social
3K followers 1.4K following 44K posts

Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters) Shier than you might think. Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst. No masculine markers please.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 3h
This is true, just a bit of a squeeze 😏 Me? Thirsty? Yeah actually!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 3h
How has it been three months in this flat and this is only the second bath? Oh yeah, that's why! #scs
Me in a bubble filled bath My outstretched legs in a bath, my feet are resting on the edge
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 5h
I suppose the best approach is to just try to DM them?
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 5h
*bounce*
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 5h
Notes that can be privately attached to accounts would be a very useful thing!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
Cheers lovely. Have one for me.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
That too please!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
Oooh I could really do with some Yorkshire pudding!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
Don't look now, but there might be something in the swamp with you
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
We can't all like cock AND yeast extract. 😜
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
Ooo that does look good
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
Sounds promising
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
🤣🤣
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
Will see which falls apart first
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
Then, well done to us both
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
I shall sit back and observe
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
Fuuuuuck
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
Well done lovely 😁
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 8h
Ooo that sounds interesting
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10h
That might be a squeeze!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10h
I might rain check that one, I'm not a fan of the taste of marmite, or Vegemite.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10h
I'll pass on the marmite, but I'll take the cheese!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 11h
Does that mean people are supposed to ride the face, but should not expect to get to their destination quickly?
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 12h
Mostly monosyllabic ones! 🥵
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 13h
It's the holes, isn't it.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 15h
Ooo yay (ISH)
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And that it's industry standard, or worse, innovative!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep. Trust me, it doesn't get much better. In fact, for the person I'm thinking about, it gets MUCH worse.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought season 2 got canned
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just you wait till season 16 (!)
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why, thank you 😘
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you 😁
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Box - I was doing a sewing class there
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You handsome bastard!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks like you had a lovely day - and for part of it we were in the same building 🤣
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you 😁
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Those are far too many syllables for the likes of them
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Or maybe if they turned their fucking energy to people actually destroying the fabric of life...!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks 😘
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you 😁
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So I actually made a thing! 🎉 A tote bag, which is lined with an interior pocket. Critically, I actually enjoyed the process so now I might consider a sewing machine... I actually feel a little bit of pride which, I'm observing, is feeling alien to me 😳
Me stood with a green and purple printed tote bag over my shoulder Interior of the tote bad in a green/yellow weave lining
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh when will these people just fuck off?
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gloriously soaked.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And you got yourself a little cake too 🎂🎂
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
With that many, be careful you don't blind someone.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ahhh I must be confusing that with your disco ball.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly. Although we prefer the term Personal Glitter.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But does make you easier to find a la Hansel and Gretel.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is that what's with all the flaking?
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congratulations lovely
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