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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 3h

Right pillow, prepare to be cuddled!!

Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h

cooking: yes, but want to be better whistle: yes, no fingers draw: kinda paint: better than I draw swim: love water; pink hair doesn't english: prefer British dance: she's trained, darling! sing: lord no. drive: yes gifting: good at wrapping write: eloquently guitar: no speaking: also trained

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 10h

Time to go home. My tolerance for seeing other people holding hands has evaporated.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 12h

A note to retailers everywhere: If you are going to fly a variety of pride flags (well done!) including multiple copies of the trans and non-binary flag, please do not speak to customers with gendered language like Sir or Madam !!

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 13h

I may have found my spiritual shop

A backlit image of flowers with the words Dirty Bitch underneath

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I had dinner earlier than normal and it's dark outside. I, and my stomach, are very confused right now.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I absolutely need more coffee, possibly via injection or something.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have failed Jocktober even before I remembered it was a thing!

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The three current contenders for my heart* *Bedroom colour to drench

Three paint swatches on a yellow wall. The three swatches are a dark grey/blue, dark purple and a purple-browm

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tag 👏 Your 👏 Fucking 👏 Nudes 👏

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today in 'Things I Learned about my Hairdresser': She has terrible taste! Her: don't paint your bedroom that colour, think of the resale value! Me: strangely, my home should be a reflection of me and not some pointy-shoed estate agent ...

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And now: JIGGLYPUFF GONE BAD! 💀

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone just described me as Jailhouse Kirby. Fucking rude! 🤣

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So, the wood is now thick enough but I need a bigger drill bit!

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have been entirely scuppered by the fact that both 'cut to size' timber services in Plymouth are out of action and B&Q doesn't have anything thick enough 🙄

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have woken up today and chosen CHAOS with a heavy handed helping of queer audacity. I'm taking apart my electrical rising desk, making the mechanism narrower and replacing the particle board desktop with actual wood. I have none of these skills. This will end gloriously, yes?

Me, topless, sat on a pink sofa biting my index finger

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

SATC season 3 Carrie is even more fucking toxic than she was before. 💀

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm out of wine, watching SATC and lacking in cuddles.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Evening plans cancelled with *checks* 20 minutes notice. Oh! 😔

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How are UK companies so inept and ill-equipped at dealing with customers who move house? I've had to make contact, again, with Virgin media, South West Water and Octopus because they have all entirely mishandled my move (over 2 months ago) and the billing as a result.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I had a bit of a blow up yesterday that I lost control of and this morning I feel like someone has hollowed out my head and all of my insides, leaving behind a grey miasma. I never like this feeling.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And whilst I'm here, this is your reminder that polyamory does not mean wanting to sleep with everything, everywhere, everytime. It means you have the capacity to LOVE more than one person at the same time.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm a few days late watching #GBBO. Real queer representation is known to make me swell up. Real poly representation makes me have all the feels. Whilst I don't necessarily miss the people involved, god I miss being an active poly. Love everywhere.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My day can be summed up by the two purchases I made on the way home: A New Zealand sauvignon blanc Esomeprazole

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Games that shaped how I game/give away what tickles my brain. I've physically destroyed discs for two of these games in a bid to not get distracted by them. There are also so many honourable mentions My 9 games my9games.net/en/edit

9 tiles of video game images: super mario bros 3, sim city 2000, civilisation III, Zelda ocarina of time, micro machines, viva pinata, Skyrim, theme park, theme hospital

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

SATC rewatch: season 1 Carrie is actually toxic as fuck.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Friends* fear that they're drinking Beaujolais and watching Sex and the City again *Nobody 🤣

Me sat with a glass of red wine in my hand

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The chunkier ones are just better in the mouth #hobnobs

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Whoops! It's definitely been a while; that was quite a heavy load. Of washing.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Through a hedge backwards! PS Good morning

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If someone could bring me some salt and pepper crisps... 🥹

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why on earth am I craving toast and marmalade??

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every queer is born with a diva. Who's your diva? She was one of my first, and there have been maaaaany

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Jessica Rabbit's Glamorous Sparkle

ALT: Jessica Rabbit's Glamorous Sparkle

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

50% success (ish). Glass shelf is now up in the kitchen window (just don't look at the super janky bracket solution 🙈) along with the sneaky privacy screen. But wall lights are not up because they require electrical assembly and no instructions were sent with them.

Image of orchids on a glass shelf in a window.

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think today might be all about the drilling

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That's it! Autumn is definitely on the horizon; my need to have my hand held with interlaced fingers is getting stronger. 😔

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

She's watching property shows again and shouting at the TV. TV: "a wonderfully modern kitchen-diner with bifold doors onto a low maintenance garden*" *AstroTurf Me, screaming: "cheapass scum!"

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Drinking sparkling wine whilst considering furniture. Sensible Viscount, sensible! 🙄

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This morning's peril and jeopardy... Has the hopper for my coffee grinder dried yet after it's between-beans wash?

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Something I've learned today: my sofa is more popular than my face 🤣🤣

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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

New sofa day! 😁😁 She's big and pink and squashy. Just like me

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