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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Reminder: Kash Patel is a court adjudicated googley eyed Kremlin bitch.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Red Hot Chili Peppers entire schtick is "I wish California was a 15 year old girl that I could have sex with."
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy "There will come soft rains" Day to all who celebrate.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm a temporarily embarrassed hundredaire.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gen X: Red Hot Chili Peppers is your Nickleback, Y or N?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You either die a Nirvana or you live long enough to become a Foo Fighters.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This wedding could have been an email.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My t-shirt that reads "I'm not wearing underpants to my job interview" is not really getting over at this job interview.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Kristi Noem is getting a life sized statue in Pierre but I bet it's not as nice as her husband Byron's huge bust.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Is Coachella the only musical festival exclusively for people who couldn't get on a reality TV show?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We've reached the point in the simulation where I can't be 100% sure this is a joke.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The DOW is under 47K and Pam Bondi is under the bus.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is debtmaxxing a thing?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Byron Noem is a bird legged ho.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Byron Noem is a bird legged ho.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
“‘And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women.’
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Obama's Stephen Miller" perfect description, no notes.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bring it back cowards:
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Teachers drink because you keep naming your kids Kortnee and Brayden and Madisyn.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 26/03/2026
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He should have an adult read these before he hits post.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Do NOT rewatch Krull.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Rewatching Krull and realizing this guy played Hagrid.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
White supremacy? I'd settle for white adequacy.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I scream, you scream, we all scream. And scream and scream; we'll never stop screaming.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Most of the time
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
One way to be closer to your adult children is to go to jail with them.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Cthulhulemon: athleisure wear for unspeakable horrors. Is this a thing?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The only thing prohibiting me from being a surgeon is my complete lack of medical training.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I don't have social anxiety, it's just that every time I leave my house there's a chance I will hear Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Still a better choice than watching the SOTU.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Right, when you uncontrollably scream the n-word at black people you should definitely immediately go backstage and go out of your way to publicly interact with more black people. That would be the best possible course of action.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"His medical diagnosis (OF FUCKING TOURETTES) is no excuse to say rude things." Do YOU have a medical condition that makes you post stupid things or is that a choice you're making?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Or look into it any further, apparently. Maybe leave this conversation to the medical experts and not the chronically offended.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Whoever thought "just hand the mike to the guy with tourettes, what's the worst thing that can happen?" is definitely the bad guy.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Would not recommend this beverage to anyone who can legally purchase any other form of alcohol. The aftertaste has notes of paint thinner and sadness.
24 oz can of Hard mtn dew baja blast (5% ABV) in front of a beware of the dog sign.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
They say they don't want it but you know they really do.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Short but true story:
Took a jar of change into my local bank to have them counted. The clerk said "we only do change counting if you have an account, but a checking account is free." I said "How long would it take to open a free checking account." She said "about 20 minutes" I said "how long would it take to cancel a free checking account , and how interested are you in wasting both our time?"
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The average New Yorker eats an average of 8 rats a year in their sleep.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The point being it won't even earn back its promo budget?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I saw Melania; wooden, incomprehensible, lacks substance and humanity. I heard she also has a movie that just came out.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Yeah.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Push back on the legality not the reality.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Saying ICE and DHS can't lay a hand on you, is like saying the Crips and the Bloods can't lay a hand on you for filming evidence of their crimes. ICE and DHS are no different than any other gang.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Sure put "Well, the ICE agents who murdered me and were subsequently pardoned by Trump broke the law, actually" on my headstone, thanks.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Iran isn't going to fall for that one again.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Picture of Kristi Noem looking like the roughest road in SD. Text reads "When you are in a shitty strip club and they turn on the lights.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm not sure pretending the law still protects innocent people from the secret murder squads is doing anyone a favor; Constitutional Rights are optional under Trump.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The longer we keep pretending the law will protect anyone from the secret murder police, the more people they will murder.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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