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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Reminder: Kash Patel is a court adjudicated googley eyed Kremlin bitch.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Red Hot Chili Peppers entire schtick is "I wish California was a 15 year old girl that I could have sex with."
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy "There will come soft rains" Day to all who celebrate.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gen X: Red Hot Chili Peppers is your Nickleback, Y or N?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You either die a Nirvana or you live long enough to become a Foo Fighters.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This wedding could have been an email.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My t-shirt that reads "I'm not wearing underpants to my job interview" is not really getting over at this job interview.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Kristi Noem is getting a life sized statue in Pierre but I bet it's not as nice as her husband Byron's huge bust.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Is Coachella the only musical festival exclusively for people who couldn't get on a reality TV show?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The DOW is under 47K and Pam Bondi is under the bus.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is debtmaxxing a thing?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Byron Noem is a bird legged ho.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bring it back cowards:
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Teachers drink because you keep naming your kids Kortnee and Brayden and Madisyn.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 26/03/2026
Hey everyone! You have until MARCH 30, 2026 to file a claim in the Anthropic Settlement. If you have questions about filing--or if you aren't sure if you've filed correctly--call the settlement administrator at 1 877-206-2314.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He should have an adult read these before he hits post.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Rewatching Krull and realizing this guy played Hagrid.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
White supremacy? I'd settle for white adequacy.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I scream, you scream, we all scream. And scream and scream; we'll never stop screaming.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
One way to be closer to your adult children is to go to jail with them.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Cthulhulemon: athleisure wear for unspeakable horrors. Is this a thing?
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I don't have social anxiety, it's just that every time I leave my house there's a chance I will hear Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Would not recommend this beverage to anyone who can legally purchase any other form of alcohol. The aftertaste has notes of paint thinner and sadness.
24 oz can of Hard mtn dew baja blast (5% ABV) in front of a beware of the dog sign.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Short but true story:
Took a jar of change into my local bank to have them counted. The clerk said "we only do change counting if you have an account, but a checking account is free." I said "How long would it take to open a free checking account." She said "about 20 minutes" I said "how long would it take to cancel a free checking account , and how interested are you in wasting both our time?"
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The average New Yorker eats an average of 8 rats a year in their sleep.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I saw Melania; wooden, incomprehensible, lacks substance and humanity. I heard she also has a movie that just came out.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Picture of Kristi Noem looking like the roughest road in SD. Text reads "When you are in a shitty strip club and they turn on the lights.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The people saying "she should have just complied with the orders of the man who ultimately killed her" might not be interested in an honest conversation
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Honestly, I wouldn't want to be contacted by any aliens that would actually be interested in contact with us.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So he has a history of jumping in front of vehicles. opr.news/749d8f5b2601...
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ICE officer who shot woman in Minneapolis was dragged and injured in traffic stop last year
Last summer, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent found himself in a perilous situation. His arm was pinned into the back window of a car as a suspect sped away, dragging him across the pavem...
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Ratatouille is the name of the chef, the rat is Ratatouille's monster.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Bringing law and order back to the country we just illegally invaded.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
You're so basic your birth certificate has a GOTO 10 line.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nerd burn: you're so basic your race is your class
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Im in.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: John Wick let those dog killers off easy
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If anyone hasn't seen that Andrew Tate got badly outclassed by some social media boxer, please treat yourselves to that story.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Remember a few years back when a group of cryptobros spent 100x the asking price for a copy of Dune thinking it would somehow grant them rights to the franchise? I don't think we made fun of that nearly enough.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
First date idea: we take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. Or not.
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Scrooge: My name will be synonymous with heartless misers into the distant future? Spirit: (silence) Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man? Spirit: (awkward silence)
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Hoping to be able to afford a nice mid life crisis in the next few years.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Reminder that Jimmy Fallon was one of the biggest mainstream promoters of NFTs and even changed his social media account avatar to a NFT owl and called it Fallon.io until they were starting to become worthless
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
When you're a little kid and your mom makes homemade Reese's cups or some other magical shit for Christmas for the first time.
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a woman sitting at a table with a glass in her hand and the words " this was an option the whole time " above her
Alt: a woman sitting at a table with a glass in her hand and the words " this was an option the whole time? " above her
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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voxhomonculus.bsky.social @voxhomonculus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hal's not beating the accusations.
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
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Techdirt @techdirt.com · 03/12/2025
The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During A Federal Investigation This story was originally published by ProPublica. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license. Online influencer Andrew Tate, a self-described misogynist who has millions of young male…
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The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During A Federal Investigation
This story was originally published by ProPublica. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license. Online influencer Andrew Tate, a self-described misogynist who has millions of young male followers, was facing allegations of sex trafficking women in three countries when he and his brother left their home in Romania to visit the United States. “The Tates will be free, Trump is the president.
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