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Vortmax

@vortmax.bsky.social

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NCSU Meteorology Alum. Software engineer by day 🖥️📱, Mechwarrior by night🤖💥 All views mine, not my employer's.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 6h

I hope your birthday is as happy as The Raven's face in this panel! 🥳 And I'm excited about LORE!!! Still wonder where Jeff comes into the Chethian trio. 🤔

The Raven, a dark-haired woman from the web comic "Phantomarine", looking very happy.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

From r/oklahomafootball

a three-headed dragon, with the heads labeled:
a mean looking head "OU's defense"
Another mean-looking head labeled "Special Teams"
A silly-looking head labeled "OU's offense"

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At an OU-Texas watch party with OU fans wearing my NC State shirt. By the end of this game we may be like the Hee-Haw guys.

The drinking hillbillies from HeeHaw that sing “gloom despair and agony on me”

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Feelings..." #AT40

A man's face melting off his skull.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wink Martindale is the #AT40 guest host this week, famous for being a TV game show host in the 70s and 80s.

picture of wink martindale on the set of one of his many hosted tv game shows

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Homemade sausage and egg muffin, air-fried hash brown, and coffee. #breakfast

The post text describes the photo.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've been playing only one game on Steam lately. No phone games. I'm an old gamer. 🕹️

Spongebob Squarepants lying in bed, staring in the distance.

The caption above him:
Gaming as an adult:
- Have 50+ games installed
- Open the same 3 every night
- Stare at the menu screen
- Close the game
- Go to bed

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Found on r/montypython

A facebook post with the picture of a white rabbit in some grass, and the comment "The real reason why the US Air Force left RAF Fairford in such a hurry"

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

From the comic "Phantomarine:" Pavel, a child, audibly sipping coffee.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This panel, but infuriating in a GOOD way... ❤️ *goes back to re-reading for more lore clues*

Two panels from the comic "Phantomarine."

Left panel the Cheth twins saying "Also... messing with you is just so much fun! So, so, SO much fun!"

Right panel is Phaedra saying "Goddess... you are INFURIATING."

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sleepy Sasquatch #cats

An orange cat lying on its back with his paws on his chest.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why am I hearing "In the Flesh" from Pink Floyd's "The Wall"?

Bob Geldalf as Pink performing "In The Flesh" as a Nazi-style rally.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That moderate risk of excessive rainfall is right over an area where several @mesonet.org sites haven't seen 0.25" of rain in over 55 days. Heavy rain on dry, packed ground is a recipe for flash flooding!

Oklahoma Mesonet map showing consecutive days with less than 0.25 inches of rainfall. Several sites in the central, west-central, and south-central parts of the state haven't seen significant rain in over 70 days.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fall has arrived.

Low tire pressure indicator light

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Evabelle is your stand-in, isn't she?

A little girl saying "Oh yeah. This is gonna be FUN."

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Stuck in bed. #caturday #cats

A black cat and orange cat laying in bed , with the black cat between the legs of a person under the covers.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think he likes me. 🥰 🐈‍⬛ #cats

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thanks for the $4 gas in Oklahoma, Mr. President. ⛽ 🤬

A map of the United States with states color-coded by average regular gas price, showing Oklahoma at $4.006 per gallon.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Could that be Grandfather Clock's (from "Captain Kangaroo") slightly wobbly son?

An old man standing in front of a grandfather clock that has eyes and a mouth on its face.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sprite missed me, too! #cats #caturday

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just got back home from vacation. I think Sasquatch missed me. #cats #caturday

An orange cat laying across a person’s leg.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Watching the sky bubble. #txwx #Galveston

A line of convection and thunderstorms over the ocean.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Perhaps he saw "The Land Unknown" on #Svengoolie (aired Aug. 15), which depicts a tropical prehistoric land inside a large volcano in Antarctica.

A movie poster for "The Land Unknown" depicting dinosaurs, and a helicopter.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wife’s bday card to me. 🐈‍⬛💻

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching people on the beach run from the cell that popped up right on top of us. #Galveston

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

After the WMU screw job, I think many CFB fans will be going "BOOMER SOONER" next week!

Schedule showing Oklahoma University playing Michigan on Sept. 12 at 11:00 a.m.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The car our hero is driving is a 1924 Bentley 3-liter. #Svengoolie

A 1924 Bentley 3-liter from the 1967 movie "They came from beyond space"

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sunlit clouds at sunset in #Galveston

Pink clouds over the ocean at the beach.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Turbo-tastic!

Turbo from "Wreck-it Ralph"

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Pausa de vacación! #Galveston #Vacation

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My orange loves to nom me from time to time, especially my feet.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Already have one!

A grey cat, eyes closed, relaxing on a chair.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

What man wouldn't want a woman that could kick his ass? (Bobbie Draper from "The Expanse" 😍 )

Bobbie Draper, a tall, muscular woman lifting weights.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Found the Lion Turtle! #AvatarTheLastAirbender

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Lazy #caturday at casa de Vortmax

A black cat sleeping in a small hammock.

An orange cat in loaf position staring at the camera with half-open eyes

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Welcome to program! #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

That’s a spicy meatball! #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“I’ve seen enough hentai…” #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Is this just a different take on Delores Umbridge? Even has the same outfit color.

Imelda Staunton as Delores Umbridge wearing a pink dress and hat, and carrying a pink purse.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Friend has a shirt with this on it.

An image of the Enterprise from Star Trek with the text "STAR WARS #1 FAN"

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I remember when "goon" applied to gangster henchmen and these guys:

Popeye being carried away by "goons," primitive looking men with long noses.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Tonight on #MeTVStarTrek, we get to see what happens when you drink something... that is green.

Scotty, the chief engineer of the Enterprise, offering a green drink to another man.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

“So long, screwy! See you in St. Louie!” G’night everybody! #Svengoolie

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The storm shield has been breached! #okwx

Weather radar showing a circle around southern Norman, OK, with storms encroaching into the circle on the north-western side.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Norman storm shield appears to be up again. #okwx

Weather radar showing a circle around the southern part of Norman, OK, with no storms inside the circle, while storms are present outside the circle.

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Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hippies in spaaaaaace! #StarTrek

Star Trek title screen for “The Way to Eden” sowing the enterprise

Several oddly dressed people sitting on the floor in the Enterprise transporter room.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Joan Collins as Siren in #MeTVBatman. 💗

Joan Collins as Siren in a silver dress from an episode of "Batman" 1967

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

“So long, screwy! See you in St. Louie!” G’night everybody! #Svengoolie

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Obligatory.

An orange cat sleeping across a person’s bare legs.

Vortmax @vortmax.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“You has food? I like food.”

A black cat in a person’s lap sniffing at a burrito in the person’s hand.

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