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Jonathan H

@vorlias.nz
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Kiwi developer dude, and indie game developer.

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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 13/09/2026
Someone had broken into a neighbour's house (I assume evading the police), taken a shower, changed their clothes and took off with the neighbour's clothing bin before dumping it. Some GTA level shit.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 07/09/2026
Just a heads up - if you get anyone claiming to be me on Roblox with anything sus - they are 100% not me. Same with discord. If you're uncertain, you can check via a PGP message first: vorlias.nz/pgp.txt. Only I will be able to respond to what you sent me via the encryption.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 25/06/2026
The diversity games have been missing, honestly.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 16/06/2026
This comes as no surprise, I remember people clowning on this when it was released... and nobody really asked for it.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 13/05/2026
If you need a programmer/experienced game developer for your game (Roblox or otherwise) DM me. Ideally full time stuff, but can do part time in the interim. I am located in New Zealand so will be remote. I have lots of experience with Roblox, as well as Unity.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 03/03/2026
Lunar Eclipse in Auckland, New Zealand has started 👀
Picture of the moon with a partial earth shadow on the bottom right
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 17/01/2026
I've gone Pingu. blog.vorlias.nz/2026/01/fare...
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Farewell, Windows.
I don't need a "copilot", I just need something that runs my software.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Seeing how ubiquitous sponsored ads are in youtube videos now makes me wonder if all the mysterious prehistoric art we cant figure out was just adverts for shit. Like, what if stonehenge was just an advert for massive rocks...
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
the trans pride flag
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 16/08/2025
So this stuff is already happening in the community? that's a yikes but also I guess not surprising given the current climate... Understandable reaction.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 16/08/2025
Context? O_o
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 26/07/2025
Experiences Connections vs Games Friends Just typing those out shows how absurd the naming of the former really is... the first two are very corporate sounding.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"digital asbestos" is fantastic framing.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 23/06/2025
Started prototyping a unity-based game project: blog.vorlias.nz/2025/06/proj.... Will see where this goes.
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Aegonar: A new experimental project
Starting a project - well, a prototype of a project... and seeing where it goes.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 16/06/2025
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 13/06/2025
If you're a Roblox developer, be careful. Roblox does not give you any indication as to why your game is taken down for DMCA like other platforms. Had this happen to a larger content creator friend of mine, pretty shit of Roblox and it's definitely all his own stuff.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 20/05/2025
It will be interesting to see how they incorporate the community forum thing on there if they're planning to possibly hide things.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 18/05/2025
Exploring beyond Roblox - Personal feelings with Roblox, where that leaves me, and where I'm going blog.vorlias.nz/2025/05/beyo...
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Exploring beyond Roblox
An update on my feelings with Roblox, what I've been up to, and where things are
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 17/05/2025
Technically in TS this could be a generator based iterator - like for (const [x, y, z] of iproduct([0, 8], [0, 4], [0,8])) {} Then it's just internally yielding the x,y,z - not pretty though ofc in comparison haha There's probably ways to do this in other languages too.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"but freya there already is a-" wrong whatever's going on in there is not "Documents"
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 05/05/2025
Glad you enjoyed it man. 😁
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 23/04/2025
Yes, that I did.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 23/04/2025
More like *laughter* fish... am I right? #oblivion
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 19/04/2025
I'm glad I made it out alive, it was hell.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 17/04/2025
Now we're in the everything has to be a mobile app icon phase
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 17/04/2025
Why the hell would they flip the colours around? blue was studio.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 16/04/2025
Include some server side tweens while you're at it, too. Nothing quite like the jutters at 280ms.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 13/04/2025
Figured out how to disable this exact thing, but if I could just remove this "chat" thing entirely, it would be great. Thanks.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 13/04/2025
Microsoft's insistence and persistence on AI is like having an annoying salesman who continually finds you no matter where you are and is like "Hey kid, you want some copilot?" - even after you have said NO like 1000 times at this point.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
For too long, America has had an economy
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I love having a small car so much…the world is full of parking spots no one else can park in.
A Chevy Bolt parked in front of a church between two SUVs.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 18/03/2025
I don't think it helps if Roblox/Luau is your first programming experience - Lua in general I've noticed (even outside of Roblox) isn't the best language for promoting good practices.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 15/03/2025
"They're calling it: The pattern." Heh, reference for anyone who gets it. Rip Lance.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 15/03/2025
It's nuts seeing multiple whacky emergency events within the span of a month. First a bunch of cops tackling some dudes at a beach that had a samurai sword and bit a cop And now today I've passed a car quite on fire on the other side of the road. #nz
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 10/03/2025
When your own govt also throws around the word "woke" willy-nilly 🤢 I hate this timeline.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 09/03/2025
> guy does yet another terrible thing "oh but, *the craziest mental gymnastics to tell you that it's a good thing*"
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
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Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 19/02/2025
TIL "Midwest emo math rock" is apparently a genre...
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I watched this video this morning and it really has been instructive for understanding, well, a lot of behavior. youtu.be/bNOol5OTasw
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You're not addicted to tiktoks/reels, you're addicted to the scrolling
YouTube video by HGModernism
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 06/02/2025
You just need to pretty much say you're moving here permanently, and commit fully to it. The only way people are gonna move here, is if they have no reason to stick around on twitter.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 31/01/2025
They're definitely not replacing programmers anytime soon, no. As tools though they can be useful to point you in the right direction I guess, but the code they generate isn't the best.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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Boids @boidscomic.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Me never using TikTok
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Mike Riverso @mikeriverso.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop. I want our World Wide Web back.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 14/01/2025
You can never have enough runtimes...
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 14/12/2024
No we don't have any association with the person running that at all.
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Jonathan H @vorlias.nz · 02/12/2024
It's in scratch.
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