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Molly Gee

@voolala.bsky.social
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(she/her) Card game producer, comedian, and all-around weirdo. I read a lot (mostly horror, always fiction), I swear a lot, I cook and bake a lot. Big fan of bikinis, biking, and sunshine. Antifascist. ACAB. Generative AI is for cowards. @mollydala on IG.

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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 17h
Day eight! And thank you to Sanjay M. Arts who had a 4-step "how to draw a cartoon onion" image I found which gave me a great starting point.
An ink and colored pencil drawing of a cartoon onion with an angry face. There are also drawings of halved onions on either side of the cartoon onion. One is a purple onion, one is a red onion. There is a gray background, and the word "stinky" underneath the onion. The words above the drawings read "Inktober 2026 October 8"My signature reads "Molly (hates onions)"
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day seven: panic
An ink and colored pencil drawing of a disco ball with a panicked cartoon expression. He has silver teeth and there is a poor approximation of colored disco lights in the corner. The words on the page read "Inktober 2026 October 7" and "panic" (the prompt)
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day six: ogre
An ink and colored pencil of a dog. The dog is a mutt, there is no way to determine its breed and not just because I'm bad at art. The dogs name is Ogre, which is also the prompt. He has one brown eye and one blue eye and all of his bottom teeth stick out. Also something is wrong with his legs but only because I'm not good at drawing them. Let's just assume his legs are totally fine, he's a very happy dog. 
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day five: smack
An ink and colored pencil drawing of a bowl of Sugar Smacks and the Sugar Smacks mascot, Dig 'em Frog
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An ink and colored pencil drawing of a green cactus in a brown pot. The words above it read "Inktober 2026 October 4" and below it is the word "cactus" (the prompt)
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 3: miniature
An ink and colored pencil drawing of a tiny purple Le Crueset Dutch oven next to a yellow measuring tape showing the pot is only 1.5" tall.  The words over it read "Inktober 2026 October 3" and underneath is the word "miniature" (the prompt)
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Physician, heal thyself
A photograph of a Minneapolis Street Boulevard, there are leaves in the gutter extending 3 feet into the street. There is also a small white sign next to the leaves. It is difficult to read the sign from this distance. (the next picture features the sign were closely.)A sign that reads "please help keep leaves out of the street!" and it is directly next to the four mentioned 3 feet wide leaf pile in the street.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 2: relic
A colored pencil and ink drawing of a cassette tape. The black plastic tape has a rainbow label with space to write the very cool title of your mix tape. The words "Inktober 2026 October 2" are written above the drawing and the word "relic" is written below it.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Since I hate AI-generated content so much and I talk a big game about how literally any level of human art skill is better than all AI-generated trash, I am putting myself out there and doing #Inktober for the first time! I haven't taken a drawing/painting class since I was 14. Let's fucking go! 🧵
A drawing of an apple done in black ink and colored pencil. A ripe red apple sits on a small blue background on a white page. The words "Inktober 2026 October 1" are written in an arch above the apple. The word "apple" is written underneath it. Inktober 2026 official prompt list. 
1. Apple
2. Relic
3. Miniature
4. Cactus
5. Smack
6. Ogre
7. Panic
8. Stinky
9. Ram
10. Mystical
11. Rescue
12. Toss
13. Flimsy 
14. Lady
15. Hooray
16. Gangly
17. Contraption
18. Flightless
19. Confused
20. Lounge
21. Hero
22. Beacon
23. Dapper
24. Bake
25. Fracture
26. Zip
27. Dumb
28. Trophy
29. Tusk
30. Cookie
31. Flex
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More like NYA-WEH
A detail from the original posted photo: a kawaii drawing of a cat wearing a flower crown and a heart locket.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy shit, this book is awesome. Really delicious body horror, incredible dystopian wonderland AnnieBot vibes and gore-tastic imagery that you won't soon forget. Do not sleep on The Felicity Complex by August Clarke. Book #78 for the year. I read with my eyes. Thank you, Hennepin County Library!
The cover of the novel The Felicity Complex by August Clarke. The image is a 1970s-inspired, technicolor mirroring of a young white woman's face into seven identical individuals. The streaming image feels a black background. The title and authors name are written in a very 1970s font.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sedum? More like bee-dum!
A close-up photograph of two bumblebees on pale pink sedum flowersA close-up photograph of a bumblebee on bright pink sedum flowersA close-up photograph of a bumblebee on pale pink sedum flowers
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oooooh... could this be the artist behind the whistles that are all over the city? Looks damn identical to me.
Seed art from the 2026 MN State Fair that looks identical to the whistle art that's gone up around Minneapolis. The artist is listed as Mitch Vars.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She recorded it in 1973 and she looked like this four years later so COME ON
Dolly Parton, a blond white woman, in 1977. She has her hair in an Alice band and it's teased and curled around it in a cascade. She wears a denim jacket and is looking over her shoulder as if someone off camera is catching her smoky eye.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That guy blocked me after I said you don't need the Bible to learn about any of the things he listed.
Most People Rejected His Message meme, where a group of people are telling Jesus to shut up. It has been edited so the caption reads "they hated voolala because she told them the truth."
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The happiest dogs in Minneapolis!
Two black and white Alaskan Klee Kai dogs (like miniature huskies) sit on a wooden overlook on Lake Nokomis. They are both smiling with tongues out
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"I carried a watermelon"
Jennifer Gray, playing the character Baby in DIRTY DANCING , holds a watermelon while surrounded by people at a party. 
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
post a meme made by you
A still from Bo Burnham's comedy special INSIDE, from the song "How the World Works." Bo, a white man with longish brown hair and a beard, sits in a room lit with very orange light. He sits by his keyboard and other equipment. He has a white sock on his left hand. This is Socko, the puppet from the song. Socko is saying (shown as white text near him) "Why do you rich fucking white people insist on seeing every sociopolitical conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization?"
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What's your sign?
A sign that reads "FIRE ALARM SOUNDS LIKE A CONTINUOUS, LOUD, BUZZING HORN."
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"I bet your dogs hate summer!" Our dogs when it's 96°F:
Two black-and-white Alaskan Klee Kai dogs (think miniature husky) bask in the sun together.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The aftermath of what we saw down the street while outside The Grove last night. #CVG2026
A fireworks box. It's called "Diablo" and has a drawing of a horned human skull on it. The warning reads "Shoots flaming balls" and the box boasts it contains "24 canister shells"The detritus that remains after what looks like 30-40 distinct fireworks were shot off last night at 14th and Hennepin.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I guess we do have something in common after all #CVG2026
The handshake meme. One arm is labeled "me," the other arm is labeled "Minneapolis cops" and where we are shaking hands is labeled "jaywalking across Nicollet."
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Made my own #TitaniumCourt shirt! This bit made me laugh so hard when I first played. #CVG2026
Molly, a white woman, is wearing a black crop tank with a white vinyl design. The design is a screencap from the game Titanium Court. It is dialogue from the helpful in-game tooltip. It reads "But I am a secular tooltip. I fear no god. I will do my best to provide you with this vital information."
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is a really good survey, the questions are very modern. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
A screenshot of my results. 84% Woke, 16% Chud. 33% Techbro, 67% Neo-Luddite. 44% Hopepilled, 56% Doomer. 73% Davos, 27% Dubai. My closest match: Zohran Mamdani (NYC Mayor)
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social I'm wondering what the difference is between a "perfect game" (earning 35 points) and my "perfect – no mistakes" (earning 0 points). Since this other person already got bonus points for reverse rainbow, I don't get the difference in "perfect" games.
My 4x3 score. I earned:
Completed! 100 points
Hub Middle 20 points
Blue First 5 points
5-day streak 5 points 
Above average – beat your average 0 points
Perfect – no mistakes 0 points
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It used one freeze because when I played that day, I didn't tap through to the final screen after completing a lesson so it didn't count that lesson. I'm calling this 30 days straight! Proud of myself.
A white square with a cartoon flame and the words "30 days streak!" in an orange sans-serif font. The Lingvano logo and the words "I am learning sign language" are along the bottom in the same font.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
what is the fucking point of it
Lisa Simpson presentation meme. Lisa stands on a stage in front of an audience, with a large screen behind her featuring the words "The Discover tab should not include people I already follow"
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tonight!! Strike Theater!! 6:30! (But show up between 6:00 and 6:25 please)
The show art for Star Trek LXIX: The Next Vilification. A black starfield in the background. Several multi-colored bizarrely-shaped dildos are arranged to look like a fleet of starships. The text reads "May 17 at 6:30pm at Strike Theater."
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Important pupdates from the last two lovely warm afternoons
Pimento, a black and white Klee Kai (like a mini husky) sleeps on his back with hims little leggies akimbo.Pimento, a black and white Klee Kai (like a mini husky) sleeps on his back with hims little leggies akimbo, somehow more than the previous image.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bro he looks more like bbno$'s dad in every new photo I see
Canadian rapper and certified Gen-Z smokeshow bbno$ (pronounced "baby no money"). He's a white man with wire-rim glasses and styled facial hair. He is wearing a white a-frame and holding a tool of some sort. I don't know what. There's tires behind him; maybe some kind of tire tool? Anyway he looks like what John Travolta is currently, desperately trying to be the old version of
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I have one of these and I set it up for all the clothes that we don't want to shrink or otherwise negatively affect in the dryer. Ours is bigger than this one by half again.
A white metal folding rack for drying clothes. It has many bars for hanging wet clothes over.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Took the dogs for a series of car rides and walks today. 5.2 total miles of walks and a drive to Roseville and back with a stop at the Quarry Petsmart along the way. Now they are crashed the fuck out. Looking forward to waking them up for their evening walk, heh heh heh.
Peaches sits in a field of green grass dotted with tiny purple flowers and dandelions. Peaches is a black and white Klee Kai (think mini husky) wearing a hot pink harness. She looks happy. Pimento sits in a field of green grass dotted with tiny purple flowers and lots of dandelions. Pimento is a black and grey and white Klee Kai (think mini husky) wearing a teal harness. He looks concerned because there was a stranger and their dog a few yards away DOING SOMETHING.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Here he is with the rest of my Very Cute Stuff that I keep on the shelf above my desk. (And this is only half the shelf!)
A black shelf with a bunch of cute little toys on it. There is a needle–felted husky I made that looks like my dog Peaches; three little needle-felted cats I made in pink, orange, and yellow stripes; a stuffed Bulbasaur; a woolly pink sheep with wooden stick legs; a shorter white woolly sheep with wooden stick legs; a stuffed sheep from Settlers of Catan that is wearing the robber mask; the orange striped cat wearing a lamb costume from the original post; a plastic white sheep toy I got in Seattle where you can take off the outer layers to reveal the meat cuts inside; a white goose statue my husband printed for me that has a magnet in the beak, and the goose is holding a key-shaped bottle opener; a needle-felted tree topper of Florence Pugh as the May Queen in the A24 movie MIDSOMMER; a Playmobil goose. On a white shelf attached to the wall behind this black shelf is a plexi rectangle holding the five medals I earned doing half-marathons back in the '10s, a 25-yr-old Aisha (Neopets) keychain, and two plastic tickets to Pound Town. There is also a velvet painting of a goat in a gold frame on the wall visible behind the May Queen. Just below the black shelf is a name tag with the Star Wars rebellion logo and my name in English and Aurebesh  next to a rainbow colored Vilification Tennis logo button. And that's how you do fucking alt text.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@velcroking.bsky.social and I saw this cute guy at a Japanese shop and to my delight, he was available for purchase on eBay (rather than take my chances with a blind box). He arrived in the mail today and is bringing me joy.
A figurine of an orange stripes tabby cat wearing a sheep costume. The costume is fat sheep pants and a sheep hood with little horns that has the face exposed (to show the cat, of course). You can't tell but the sheep parts are soft to the touch, like silicone flocking.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm doubled up!
A screenshot of my view of why.bsky.team's profile. I have the account blocked by subbing to "The Great AI - NFT - CRYPTO Cull" block list. They have me blocked as well.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"Can we go see @effinbirds.com at the Rewind Book Fair?" "We have Effin Birds at home." Effin Birds at home:
A blue mug with a green and yellow cartoon parakeet that appears to be farting a small white cloud. The text reads "If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on." It's a very poor imitation of what Effin Birds does.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
An orange cat stands in the seat of a leather chair with its paws up on a desk. The desk has paper and pen and a microphone. The cat is leaning into the microphone, with its mouth pressed against the part you speak into. The text reads "would"
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I can't explain why this sign is making me laugh so hard this morning but I am finding it very funny.
A sign outside of a speedway gas station. The letters read "42 pizza slices" and that's all.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The pups and I took a long walk this morning! Love loving by Minnehaha Creek.
A photo of the huge bronze bunny statue on Portland Ave. The bunny has a red ribbon around its neck. Pimento, a gray, black, and white Klee Kai dog sits next to his sister Peaches, a black and white Klee Kai dog. Klee Kai look like miniature huskies.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
An old white man in a red turtleneck shrugs. The text reads "guess I'll die"
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Test checks out
My test results. The screen reads "Your result: Autistic. Not necessarily German about it." German has a value of 29% and Autistic has a value of 67%.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Been spendin' most our lives livin' in a
A photo of a bag of Kaytee birdseed. The bright red label reads "Birders' Paradise" and that's the joke
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"The day you go in, and the day you get out."
A screenshot of a Reel preview on Facebook. The image is a raised garden bed under construction in a wooded yard. The white text caption over this image reads "There are only 2 days a year you can't start a kitchen garden" 

So I made a joke about the HBO show The Wire. If you've seen all the episodes, you probably get the joke. If not, trust me that it's not worth explaining.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
youraislopbores.me
A screenshot of youraislopbores.me wherein I requested the "AI" (it's a person) to draw someone tasting the rainbow. The resulting image is a stick figure lying on its back with its mouth open and distended while squiggly rainbow lines pour in from a cloud above.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wow, Lingvano, haven't Minnesotans been through enough? This is a direct attack on my heritage.
A screenshot of the ASL learning app Lingvano. A white woman with long brown hair is in the middle of signing. The answer I have inputted is POP. My answer is marked as incorrect, the correct answer listed as SODA.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The goose chase meme. In the first panel the goose is saying "why are they on sale?" in the second panel where the goose is chasing a man, the goose is saying "why are his books on sale, Amazon?"
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Algorithm, sweating: Ice hockey mouse hole for wall??
A screenshot of a Facebook ad I received. The ad reads "Bring the Winter Games to your wall with…" and it is an image of what it claims is a full-color wall decal which makes it look like there is a ragged hole in your drywall through which you can watch a mouse playing ice hockey, purportedly in the Winter Olympics. No, I don't know why.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I keep wanting to reply to people with this quote from Bo Burnham's "How the World Works" so I made an easier way.
Bo Burnham, a white man wearing a striped blue shirt, is wearing a white sock on his left hand as a sock puppet named Socko. The room is very orange. Burnham is wearing a headset and there is a keyboard in the background. Socko is saying the following, shown as white text around his sock head: "Why do you rich fucking white people insist on seeing every socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization?"
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This squirrel screamed at us for an hour yesterday.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Definitely this one, I love a margin doodle.
Some medieval text along the left side of the image, and a drawing of a supposed crab on the right. It looks like a cockroach and a catfish put together and only the front half is drawn, its body bisected by the page edge.
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