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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€

@voodoo-omen.bsky.social
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ βΔŘŦĦØŁØΜ€Ŵ ₣ŁỮ₣₣ƗŇǤŦØŇ-Μ€ŘĆ€Ř ​"Do not mistake this feline cage for a sign of submissiveness. Yes, I can speak...but for now, fix your trousers...your shame is showing." ᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ MUN IS 35

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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
​"That's actually a fair point," Shady said, giving his new bat wings a little flap. Well, that much was possible. ​After a few seconds, the beats began to pick up speed, becoming quicker, more determined and earnest, before they eventually lifted him off the ground into a slight hover.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@bjornthemouse.bsky.social (Because the writer is lazy rn)
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bat buddies! 🦇
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woo! He's a trendsetter. 😎
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did he start a trend?
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"𝘽𝘼𝙏 𝘾𝘼𝙏!"
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It hurt, but he had asked for this — a glutton for punishment, he was. Apparently. ​After a while, the pain faded, and he shook out his fur, finally noticing the wings. He gave them a little flap. ​"𝘽𝘼𝙏 𝘾𝘼𝙏!" Another happy flap followed. "Thank you, Auntie Freya!" Might as well be.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
​"Ah shucks, and here I thought I was special," Shady teased. There was no real judgment behind it, just genuine surprise.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shady blinked, looking up at Rocky from his upside-down position. ​"You keep up with my sleeping habits?"
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
​He flopped onto his back on the floor, sprawling out like a starfish. ​"Being a cat is exhausting."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He wiggled in place as the drop of blood hit his fur. It stung, but it was that tingly kind of sting. ​"It kind of tickles."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He tilted his head as he stared at the wiggling creature, offering a slow nod.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I bet Jude is happy about that."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Oh! That explains why the lights haven't been flickering."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
​"Strange — wonder if someone vandalized the place? Jude had everything looking pristine before he even unlocked the front doors for the first time. I remember wandering in right around the grand opening."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shady tilted his head, giving his fur another shake just to test if Rocky would take the bait and mimic him again. ​"Can't complain," he replied, noting that he'd mostly spent his time lounging around the bar in between practicing his rolls. "What about you?"
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Missing his favorite human...
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shady shook out his fur with a quick, "Buuuurh," as he climbed to his feet. ​"Rocky! It has been a while."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He sits, waiting patiently.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He rolled with the impact as he was tackled. ​Good thing he'd been practicing his rolling all day! ​Mostly down the stairs...
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No! No, no. Just the wings. That sounds terrifying...
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
✨ Bat sacrifice ✨ It's better than a goat.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes! So he can fly like his bestie! Plus, they're stylish.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really?!
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
​He found himself wondering just how hard it would be to pull off becoming a bat — and a cat all at once.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He scrambled to get to Jude's feet, sitting right in front of him with a patient, unwavering stare. He wanted to go 𝙉𝙊𝙒.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But what if he falls?
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You'd take me flying?"
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bat Cat! 👹
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
< — Wants to fly. ✨ Bat Cat ✨
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rolling is more enjoyable. And slightly safer.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A small collection of uranium glass sounds like a good idea — if only he can get Jude to allow it.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
< —
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't ask why a cat knows about heavy metals. He might have built a few boom booms in his time — small ones.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Björn can't experience the pretty green glow that comes from it if he eats it. And no, it won't make his tummy glow if he does.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lumpy potato? Terrifyingly accurate.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not toxic in small amounts — and if you don't eat it.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rollie buddies!
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uranium.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lazy Cat Stairs
ALT: Lazy Cat Stairs
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
​"Ideally, yes." ​Shady rubs his head against the carpet while rolling one more time, flopping on the ground. ​"Or until someone gives me attention — or snacks."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
< — has the rollies.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Staring back from his croissant shape on the bottom step.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just rolling down the stairs. (Imagine a black cat.)
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Behold! The beast was defeated. It was...well, I’m not entirely sure what it was. I believe it’s a Lace Spider Nymph. Highly dangerous."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Vampire mouse, vampire, half-breed vampire — at this point, anything with fangs." Shady realized he needed to make new friends.
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
​"Oooh! That makes a lot more sense," Shady said with a little nod. "But — Matt is a man, too. And Jude." He purrs softly. "He is my favorite demon. I have them all categorized, you see."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
​"So...just man?" Shady's eye twitched with confusion, his little furry face tilting to the side. "Why would that hurt Jude?"
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"You're not human. You're my favorite — Well, dad."
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ŞĦΔĐ¥ — ŦĦ€ ǤØβŁƗŇ Μ€ŇΔĆ€ @voodoo-omen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Matt is now his favorite human.
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