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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 6h

At the risk of doxing myself to some insane guesser, nice sunset was nice.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 12h

I found, and it turns out still find, it difficult to watch the #MalaysianGP without thinking of Simoncelli.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Still giving up shortie chances with turnovers at the blue line. Plus ca change. #LetsGoPens

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There are many things to hate about sports coverage, but the "78 people around a desk, all pretending to be friendly, all shouting frat-boy things at each other" is the absolute worst.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last, you spurned me such a day. Another time you called me dog, and for these courtesies I’ll lend you thus much moneys? Fuck off.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know I rag about it loads, but the ITV Sport "only show Sutton, only talk about Sutton" coverage of #BTCC makes Croft on Sky Sports F1 love of Hamilton seem impartial and balanced. It's absolutely unwatchable.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know nobody will do Parseword, or even have heard of it, but I'm not at all happy that the solution "Trapeze" is defined by "Wire". Tightrope, sure, trapeze, no. www.parseword.com/daily

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Carnage on the restart

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I look forwards to them back in the Championship, and umpteen titles rendered vacant.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I get sustenance from seeing Herta, taken away from the "my Dad is famous" blinkers of the Indycar system, proven to be the absolute shitter he is. He swanned over here thinking his experience would easily school these chumps, only to discover the worst Euro driver is infinitely better than him #F2

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Would it even be a F1 Practise session if Hamilton didn't massively impede somebody and then get away with it? #F1 #BakuGP

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

6:43pm - Your parcel will be delivered between 7 and 9pm today. 6:44pm - Your parcel has been delayed and will now be delivered on the next working day, September 27. Fuck me.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Currently remembering the good old days when half my face wasn't numb and my lips weren't made out of rubber. I do so enjoy dental visits.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today's #NYTConnections was clearly written by someone who has no concept of the specificity required to make a fun solve.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"The first time in 50 years Manchester United have lost a game after going 2-0 up at home in any competition." At least they go 2-0 up. Try being a Spurs fan. We haven't been 2-0 up in years. #COYS

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As someone who's been yelling "he's just a fucking shit busker" like I'm the kid seeing the emperors new clothes for the last decade, I've been very much enjoying the last 48 hours.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You know how de Zerbi was available in the middle of a season? I think I've worked out why. #COYS

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You can tell the Penguin prospects have a good chance of making the team, even in this early stage they give up breakaway chances from the blue line. 😂 #LetsGoPens

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As someone who spent years saying how Colton Herta wasn't remotely good enough, I'm really enjoying this year where he's proved he's not remotely good enough. What a waste of money.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

An hour and ten minutes of coverage and it's all Lewis all the time. Fucking director. #f1

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lewis: I got held up. Also Lewis: I'll drive at 30% on the racing line and totally ignore my mirrors #MadridGP

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've just discovered the "You're dead to me" podcast. The short version is "bloody hell I wish they released a version without the comedians trying to be funny and constantly interrupting a genuine, interesting, expert" Because it's fucking annoying listening to weak nob gags when trying to learn.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't think the price of the Apple Duo is taking the piss, because, and I feel this is a point that gets overlooked, it's not obligatory to buy one. I know. Sit down. Take a breath. You don't have to consume. It's fine. Just don't buy it. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If Pakistan were embarrassing, what are we? Oof.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Maybe the original PCB Selected XI wasn't that bad. #ENGvPAK

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yuki you fucking amateur.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sutton has a warning. Then goes off the track. No track limits 5 seconds. Ah the joys of a rigged championship. #BTCC

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wow. The first driver named by Tim Harvey is Ash Sutton. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you #BTCC I seriously have almost given up on the touring cars just because of the ITV obsession with the NAPA guys, regardless of where they are. It's worse than Crofty's love of Lewis.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Boo. If only Gabi found two thousandths. #MonzaGP

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Whoo Pierre. Keep it up.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My favourite idea about Back to the Future is the "if they made it now" thing. Because the song would be Wannabe by the Spice Girls and the main TV thing would be that Gazza goal against Scotland. I'm old.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It was SUPER CALIPH FRAGILE LIPSTICK. I never spotted it. Amazed anyone did.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Today's Rainbow Herring is spectacular. Truly wonderful. If you don't often click through to see the other guesses, and aren't caught out yourself, do check it out. #Connections

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"You put a helmet on with my barnet, and it takes two seconds. A girl puts on a helmet with their ponytail, and it's the whole net session done" Nasser Hussain there with some of the most casual sexism you'll ever hear. #Cricket #ENGvPAK

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Jofra and Ollie making the misery of the Sussex CCC financial problems even more depressing. Still, how wonderful to watch Jof in full flight once again. He's unplayable.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

England making batting look the most impossible job in the world.

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Godville is 16 years 4 months old. I've been "playing" it for 16 years 1 month.

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