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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah? Is that what's gonna happen? [ He holds her up high and gives her a little jiggle. ] Are you gonna use those two whole teeth you got to chomp on me?

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17h

ME AND @heroofdaphnel.bsky.social ARE OFFERING GHOST PUNCHING SERVICES FOR THE UPCOMING HARVEST SEASON. WE'LL CLOCK 'EM AND LOCK 'EM BEFORE YOU CAN SAY BOO! 💪🏼

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17h

AUGH this bear is too powerful and cute! C'mere you wiggle giggly wiggly, ahgooogagoogagoo—

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17h

Best way to find out is to point me at it!

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17h

You knowwwww, I just so happen to have a whole lotta experience in dealing with bears. . . . . . . .

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That's cause he didn't have any unfinished business.

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

C'meeeeere, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty...

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ghosts are totally real, babe. I punched one once. :|

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Pshh, you think a little ooga booga magic is gonna get me? As if.

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"NEAT! THANKS!" Oh boy, there he goes!

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Oh yeah? Well, let me know if you get tired of waiting. I'm sure I could figure out how to get you in there lickety-split."

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"I don't think that's your office no more, buddy."

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Aw man, that's it?? I thought I could get it farther than that >:(

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Ohh, sure, like I was gonna point it in that direction and it was gonna understand?!

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

It's not my fault she set her office up in the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE KITCHENS, Bern's! >:|

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I bet it lays eggs in people's eyeballs, too

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

You look like you can kick some serious ass. So you GOTTA join the Black Eagles 💪🏻

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

TRASH MAN WITH TRASH OPINIONS, FIGHT ME >:|

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

[WHIRLS] Uh, hang on. I got a buttload of petals in my face...

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

@sleepingcrest.bsky.social BABE, I GOTTA KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE "SORRY YOU LOST" OR "WAY TO KICK ASS" ON THIS CAKE BEFORE IT COOLS >:|

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"Well, I can't say no to a face like–" ʰᵒʳˢᵉˢ ᵇᶦᵗᵉ. "Uh. They need gear? Right now?"

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

"Yeah, no. Yeah, no biggie. 's all good. I wasn't sleeping anyway." . . . "... Ohsh— I mean, yeah!! I love helping!!!"

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Yep. Now scoot over. I'm gonna get even.

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Haha! You bet I do. Last time, the semifinal round lasted almost twenty minutes and I was so friggin hungry by the time I [ L o a d i n g ] ... You wanna get dinner? Together??

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

[Oh, geez... He better make up something fast so he doesn't sound like a dolt.] Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

[Between gritted teeth] Yeah, but we don't gotta tell the whole continent about it! 💢

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

YEAH THANKS A WHOLE LOT, YOU BUTT SNIFFER 💢

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

𝘠𝘰𝘶 let him put his face in your butt, then we'll see wh... Wait no

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Dimitri Blaiddyd @azurechivalry.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

You loook like your dad

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗬 𝗙— . He touched my friggin butt. With his FACE.

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