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Caspar von Bergliez

@vonbigly.bsky.social
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I'll kick anyone's ass! I'll kick your ass!! I'll kick your dog's ass!!! I'll kick my own ass!!!! 💪🏼 ❤️ @smallsorceress.bsky.social 💚 @sleepingcrest.bsky.social Multiship | 18+

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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That's cause he didn't have any unfinished business.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
C'meeeeere, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty...
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ghosts are totally real, babe. I punched one once. :|
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pshh, you think a little ooga booga magic is gonna get me? As if.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🏃🏼💨
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Brb gonna go piss on a ghost
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Whoops
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
oshit— RAT!! PANTRY RAT!! OUTTA THE WAY, PEOPLE!
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"Oh. Nevermind, then." 😒
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You look like you can kick some serious ass. So you GOTTA join the Black Eagles 💪🏻
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
TRASH MAN WITH TRASH OPINIONS, FIGHT ME >:|
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
TRASH CHOICES, BOTH OF EM
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Guys I can't find my wife :( @smallsorceress.bsky.social
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗛 𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗘!!!!!
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
@sleepingcrest.bsky.social BABE, I GOTTA KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE "SORRY YOU LOST" OR "WAY TO KICK ASS" ON THIS CAKE BEFORE IT COOLS >:|
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
GIVE HIM HELL, INGRID
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Haha! You bet I do. Last time, the semifinal round lasted almost twenty minutes and I was so friggin hungry by the time I [ L o a d i n g ] ... You wanna get dinner? Together??
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
[Oh, geez... He better make up something fast so he doesn't sound like a dolt.] Oh, yeah. Yep, you got no idea. I'm up to my ears with tournament signups... and stuff.
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Dimitri Blaiddyd @azurechivalry.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You loook like your dad
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I feel different ._.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
YOU SHUT UP!!
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
STOOOOOP— AUGH, QUIT IT!!! 💢
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
WHAT THE—?! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY ASS!!! 𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀!!!!
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
HELL YEAH, BERNS!!! SHOVE HIS FACE IN THE DIRT!!!!
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Huuuhuhuuuhu I know he can't taste shit
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You tell me, you're the Cheese Man.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
. . . Cheese man.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What's the matter? Feeling threatened? >:)
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Good, that's... that's good... [Oh man, her hair is so pretty... And soft looking... And shiny.......] A-anyway, if you don't need more help, then—
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Excuses, excuses...
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
If you wanted her to ask you that bad, then you should've been at the training grounds. Sheesh...
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Oh, you're welcome! . . . . . ✈️ 😀
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
. Aren't you a girl all the time?
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Ohhh, okay. Who was helping you move stuff then? [Probably Raphael. That guy could lift an ox without breaking a sweat!]
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Really?? [NEAT!] Oh, you would have so much more room for activities if you moved all the furniture to one side!!
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Dimitri's just jealous cause she didn't ask him. 😤
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
What?! Don't be stupid, she wouldn't do that. >:|
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Well, she asked for help, so probably not.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Yeah, I'd say it's pretty light... But that's cause I lift heavier stuff all the time.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Ha! I pick heavy things up and put them back down for fun! This is a piece of cake 💪🏻
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
... Cause she asked me to...?
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
[ ˜”*°•.˜”*°• and beautiful •°*”˜.•°*”˜ ] Yeah... 🥴
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Don't worry about it, you don't have to pay me for this. It's actually kinda fun!
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
No, why?
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Huh? Oh, Hilda needed some help bringing a mirror up to her room. [A very small, very thin mirror.]
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Man... Hilda sure has a lot of stuff to move.
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Caspar von Bergliez @vonbigly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Nah, I got it. This sort of counts as a workout, so it's a win-win!
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