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@vommmdotcommm.bsky.social
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📍Provincetown/Truro Born to slay, forced to werk 🪓 Husband to @trick89.bsky.social

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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 1h
Still cackling at this pic the dog sitter sent of my sweet Deb living her best life and absolutely levitating out of the water while we are away 😢
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 20h
👐
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 21h
Could a clinically depressed person do this?
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 21h
Headed to Chicago for bffs wedding, but no down time to hang out with bloomfs
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Patrick Star Crying from Spongebob Squarepants
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today’s vocal stim is me saying “Miss Rachel” in the style of Vanessa Vanjie Mateo exiting Drag Race season 10
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nigella on bake off is doing things to me. 🫦
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GM
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One more cuz we love a tub 🛁
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 7th wedding anniversary to @trick89.bsky.social and I! We are both sick as hell and will be celebrating by going to the fancy dump to drop all the stuff the regular dump doesn’t take and then eating chicken soup 🫦🤩
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday I’m in love
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come to papa
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Important things are happening!
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beach day with Deb
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky season is here!
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Husband and I watched the VMAs and haven’t stopped saying La La Lisa La Diva! to each other back and forth for hours like the autistic little weirdos we are
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MEAT!
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok now back home on the couch eating pasta
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Raccoon Retreat
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did not get a single photo from the show, but I will be riding that high for a while. I did not think she could possibly replicate what she did vocally on the album, but she absolutely blew me away. My only complaint is the line for merch was too long 😭
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It tolls for thee Jenni
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slayyyter fit sorted 🐇
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SLAYYYY(TER)!!!
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slept so bad, my back is killing me
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Them: hey, I follow you on Bluesky! Me: oh dear, I’m sorry
Jennifer Hudson making a cringe face
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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I Would Like To See It Gibbl3z
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did she add a third show? I’m going on Tuesday and so excited!
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bored in the house, in the house bored
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So far this storm ain’t done shit
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Do Something Meme
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Manners!
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s start some real discourse - should you bring an iced coffee to your Grindr hookup?
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing to add, except that “masking discourse at the lesbian bar in western Massachusetts” sounds like a Lana Del Rey track title
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GM
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me too, but after the blizzard, we are prepping like a bottom getting ready for the clubs on a Friday night.
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He ain’t gotta do all that, I’m right here
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In case of a flooding emergency that ass can be used as a flotation device
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@trick89.bsky.social taking storm prep seriously
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Odds they survive the storm at 0% 🤧
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ahead of its time
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🐛
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💀
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I turned the heaters on on ours yesterday cuz I refuse to give up screen porch yet! 😩
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got two, so you can pick your fave
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now we rest 😴
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seed sortin’ season is upon us
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everybody talkimbout fall, but I’m still over here like-
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mistaaa bouncaa maaaannn
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Vommmdotcommm @vommmdotcommm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wish more humans would say this
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