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Uncle Vimes

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☣️ Defender of Pie Shells ☣️ ☣️I think in italics☣️ 💀Death Survivor💀 Views are my own and usually light hearted. I mow my digital lawn.

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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 4h
Darn!
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 5h
Senator Chuck Grassley, aged 93, has filed to run for Senate again in the 2026 election. He would be a spritely 100 years old at the end of his tenure...
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 11h
Deactivating Facebook has been one of the best decisions I've made in a few years.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 13h
Okay it needs said. There is WAY too much golf content on youtube.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I need to pick a game and just tape my eyelids open and play.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All finished.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Uh-huh. Exactly what a robot would say!
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever say you'll do something when you get a chance? Yeah. I'm finally setting up a brand new tv I bought...last October...
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I may? Few years back a very dedicated fan made some amazing QoL adjustments. shorturl.at/VVktd
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This fan-made Zelda 2 remake gives the 36-year-old RPG a new lease of life with new features, quality-of-life updates, and pretty visuals
Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link is now even more fun to play
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Picked up some pumpkins for Nan today. Almost did self check out but realized finding a "full sized pumpkin" would probably be a chore. Cashier struggled. I chose correctly.
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Bridge Kids Marc Anthony Pumpkin Costume
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Today in History @histoday.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today in History: Norse explorer Leif Erikson reaches North America.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look I have zero warm feelings towards Mitch McConnell (I have quite angry feelings)...But what we're seeing, he (or people making him) is doing? It's disgusting. Morally, right or left, it's wrong. It's elder abuse. He needs removed full stop.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Levitation without consent is not okay.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just received a notice from RITA (Regional Income Tax Authority) that I owe my town a bit of tax. Thing is? It's for 2020...a year I lived 600 miles away from said town in a state and town. Well done local government-outsourced-tax-collectors.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From the very talented duo @drewzucker.bsky.social & @davidbooher.bsky.social
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So hey, I need suggestions. I've got a hair over $25 from Google Surveys and need to spend some of it before it expires. Hit me with your suggestions. Can do apps, games-couple sub services. Go! #Help
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
... This is a thing?! What's next cats and dogs getting along?! My my my.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Speaking of books? The return of Canto looms! Here's a preview of the upcoming return of our robust and robotic-adjacent hero! files.darkhorse.com/_pRZUJS9sF1l... #CantoCorp #Comic #Darkhorse
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I appreciate the suspension of the state gas tax. I don't appreciate that I filled up the day before it was announced. Grrr
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FWIW: Amazon is running it's 3 for 2 deal on books.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Such a fantastic series. Picked up the previews.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New series is starting in November a day ahead of my bday. Little 🕐 knight, big heart, off across the Mechanical Sea again. Feels like a good time to jump back in! www.darkhorse.com/comics/3019-... (My fav cover!!! Nintendo Power homage!) #Canto @drewzucker.bsky.social @davidbooher.bsky.social
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 05/10/2026
Family and friends remembered Pierre Damas Bel as a hard-working, loving, and dependable young man who had hopes of building a hospital in Haiti. Hundreds of people attended Damas Bel’s funeral at St. John’s Missionary Baptist Church in Springfield, Ohio on Saturday.
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Haitian college student Pierre Damas Bel remembered for his hard work, kindness, and love of soccer • Ohio Capital Journal
Family and friends remembered Pierre Damas Bel as a hard-working, loving, and dependable young man who had hopes of building a hospital in Haiti.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hear good things about Hutz. 😂
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went 7-9 on my bets yesterday. Total profit swing 53.85%. It's not always about the losses it's about the wins.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh it's cavernous for me! I'm so bad at, 'oh hey that's on sale!' for a game that came out 1-4 years ago. At current pace I'll get to them within the decade! 😂
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A go-to meal for me is some fried up kielbasa with some slightly seared sauerkraut. Easy. Quick. Filling. Eat well! Otherwise, entering that period of night where I browse my game libraries engaged in my fav. hobby of trying to decide of what to play! :-)
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've wanted to try one of these but then I remember how hard their coke hits and my will power caves in.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glad I picked this up. Now I see they've done a Watchman WIP as well. Oh goodness. 11x17 Dark Knight Returns WIP edition.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taking Northwestern ML tonight. Penn needs this win but man it'd suck to lose your first game at your new stadium.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't fathom paying real money for some tinsel on discord. If its your jam by all means but...
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went to facebook for the 1st time in 5/6 months. Genuinely felt physically ill doing it. Long history with it from former public life and dealing with abuse/harassment on it. Next time I go? I'm deactivating. I'll make a burner for marketplace.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will love it when I find a foil shaver that lasts more than 2-3 months. I concede I'm a hirsute fellow but good lord. Bout to become like printers. Buy once, buy a new one versus replacement foil costs.
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Clim @climhazzardzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time for an October #promosky from the broski! I'm Clim, a lv 39 gamer manz who's always looking for adventure and mischief and welcomes all good-meaning folk to his table no matter your shape or identity. I'm into: Zelda Castlevania Monster Hunter Classic FPS JRPGs Survival Cozy games Roguelikes
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the topic-not sure if you caught this GENIUS staffer and the move he pulled on Nick Shirley but, here ya go. Hilarious. www.youtube.com/shorts/nDwh3...
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Does Nick Shirley have a small penis?
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know why a PAC doesn't run an ad claiming Vivek kills kittens. Just go full-tilt.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those are some paper thin margins! Great game!
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All of that discussions is stupid. I've conducted over 50 interviews and at no time did I notice their drink. If it had been a beer or flask I may have-and asked to have a sip. Otherwise-wth are you talking about. Also. This.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell ya, the Jews and their weather control app are sure at it with Ed.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek on SNL Jeopardy
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So petty especially when you consider he doesn't read.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big new chapter!
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hmmm
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Zapp Brannigan Squinting
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Haha. Don't give in-hold the line! :-)
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've a sealed copy of Dragon Quest 3 2d remake sitting over there...Hmm...On a break from Civ 7 with some FFT.
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Final Fantasy Tactics: Delita, Argath, Ramaza Scene
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do I hear a $5,001 offer Democrats?
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have an exact memory of it. The type of people who virtue-scum on this...Well...Insert some colorful language and condemnations here.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ooo! I always try-let's see if I can't pull it off!
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Yoda: Do or Do Not. There Is No Try.
ALT: Yoda: Do or Do Not. There Is No Try.
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Uncle Vimes @volumetric.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One downside no one is talking about with the remake of the Ocarina of Time is the fact we're going to have a legion of kids playing hot cross buns.
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