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Volt Multiplier

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They should just stop paying individual players and give players in the game names like these
A list of very silly nonsense names
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Way ahead of you Yang, now my brain is like the Bryan Johnson of brains
Brain Age box art
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree. Every aircraft should look like this:
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure, we may out out of missiles, but our JACKED, FRESHLY SHAVEN WARRIORS wake up with ROCK HARD ERECTIONS ready for MAXIMUM LETHALITY
Daily Beast headline: Trump Confronted Hegseth Over Iran War Munitions Shortage
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jimmy Carter statue in The Simpsons that reads “Malaise Forever.”
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hot tip: If you want to keep a low profile to avoid allegations that you’re engaged in fraudulent activities, DO NOT drive around town in a solid gold cybertruck
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lyle Langley from The Simpsons: I’ve sold steel mills to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And by gum, it put them on the map.
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mean to tell me this mfer was slinging dong?
L. Ron Hubbard in a captain’s hat
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tom Campbell from Ha Ha You Clowns
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the words of Ludacris, “What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?"
A couple of cans of whoop ass, you did a good-ass job of just eyein' me, spyin' me”
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Predator handshake. Trump and Dracula are both “blood guys.”
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me and the boys embracing that “steel way of life”
Brotherhood of Steel in power armor from Fallout
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thwart the panopticon. Buy and wear a full-face visor like V Stiviano did like 15 years ago
V Stiviano wearing a face visor and looking awesome
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah, SUVs don’t have “trunks.” She just rode in what we called the “way back.” Not like she was back there with no light or oxygen
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lolololol
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Reading a Wikipedia plot summary of Citizen Vigilante and can’t get past the name of this character. Did my man dirty
Summary of a Wikipedia entry on the terrible film Citizen Vigilante that includes a character named “Judge Reinhold” Judge Reinhold, the actor, in one of his iconic roles dressed as a pirate
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is this what they used to get his statement?
Ouija board
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Photo of Trump with the headline Anatomy of a Trump Weave
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hell yeah they still got it
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Now that we’ve tracked the source of this diarrhea outbreak, it’s time to tackle the mystery of where all this smoke is coming from.
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Now here’s an interesting headline… Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? From the “Should have paid attention in the Boy Scouts” department:
Jay Leno reading a headline on the old Tonight Show
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“We have a Dell-icopter”
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The only AI actor I’ll support is this guy right here. I will buy Pepsi if he tells me to. I will believe him if he tells me Chuck Swirsky is a frickin’ liberal. I will watch him get spanked by a woman with a fly swatter
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
100% positive on this flag
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Empire State Building climbers following in the tradition of Jared Leto and King Kong, two famous monsters
CBS News reporting about Empire State Building climbers which notes Jared Leto and King Kong have also climbed the building
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
These guys have a funny definition of the word “ceasefire”
Screenshot from AP with headline: Kuwait says Iranian drones hit airport and killed 1 as ceasefire is tested again
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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When Trump vowed to bring factories back to the U.S. he was specifically referring to the C+C Music Factory
Freedom 250 The Great American State Fair, featuring performers like Young MC, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli and C+C Music Factory among others
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