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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 3h

I wrote letters to several Russian Oligarchs asking them to fund my exotic destination wedding but all of them refused. That’s when my grudge against Russia started

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 4h

Every white guy on the Sox roster looks like they would sell you weed in a high school parking lot

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 4h

Bet the Pope is also watching the Sox smoke the Astros right now. Just one of the many things we have in common

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hot tip: If you want to keep a low profile to avoid allegations that you’re engaged in fraudulent activities, DO NOT drive around town in a solid gold cybertruck

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hapless?! Not every principal could have handled the deranged antics of Zach Morris with such grace while ensuring Zach got such a good education (1502 on the SAT) leading to his election as governor of California. Belding was a saint of an administrator and you do him a grave disservice

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not to brag, but guess who did QUITE well for themselves betting on the MTV Music Awards using Polymarket The World’s Largest Prediction Market (TM)

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I were in high school, I would date Carrie. I’d take her to the dance. I could fix her

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Football Night in (South) America

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At this point, though, if someone contends they’ve never even heard of “I Cum Blood” or Cannibal Corpse, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world.

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I trained at Cordon Bleu, then staged for Thomas Keller at The French Laundry, was sous chef for Wylie Dufresne at WD-50, did a brief stint with Chef Heinz at La Pergola… anyway now I’m the head chef at Burger King pioneering nuggets that don’t absolutely suck

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You should be allowed to get away with one free unsportsmanlike conduct if it makes the ref chuckle

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One day I hope to have enough wealth so that, when I am accused of very serious misconduct, I can respond with,”our team is looking into it”

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Scientists: You DEFINITELY do not want to eat the mushroom that makes you see tiny people everywhere for several days. It’s an awful experience Me: I want to meet the lil guys

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

President Xi, or as I call him, President Eleven,

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You thought mark zuckerberg was a “geek” who only wore hoodies? Well prepare to have your world rocked

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*cough cough* hey boss, I can’t come into work today. I’ve contracted the woke mind virus

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*Me, reading an ebook with mature, grim themes* Better switch this to dark mode

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me personally I throw caution to the wind when I travel around Iraq

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I was caught on a sinking electric boat surrounded by sharks, I would choose to fight and kill the electrified sharks. I am what the kids call “built different”

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m here for a long time, not a good time

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In a better, alternate reality, the “GWAR Cinematic Universe” dominates the box office every summer

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

At one point, not long ago, an accusation of being a “sell-out” was enough to destroy careers, a cancellation-level event. Now everyone is eager to sell out for anything and there are no consequences, no integrity, nothing matters

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

JD Vance making the same argument to stick with him that I did at 19 when my girlfriend broke up with me

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m going on the record, before you have to ask, my band will also refuse to tour with Ed Sheeran

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Never once have I seen Taylor Swift absolutely housing nachos in the owner’s suite. If you’re not abusing the free food and open bar you’re not getting your money’s worth imo

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We have the long-awaited return of Patrick Mahomes, but it’s not the same without the lovable antics of his brother Jackson

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Through dark sorcery, Mitch McConnell is now Lich McConnell

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Thinking about getting a custom grill. My gold teeth would impress people on zoom calls

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Good to see other candidates are catching up with the Vermin Supreme “free pony” platform he has campaigned on for 30 years.

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This just in, OpenAI and Anthropic are reporting a 10% chance their LLMs have pierced the Blackwall

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me and the boys embracing that “steel way of life”

Brotherhood of Steel in power armor from Fallout

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Didn’t expect to hear Sunny Day Real Estate heading to commercial for the Seahawks/Pats game, but hey respect

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

(Me at the En Vogue nostalgia concert) I hope they play the Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper theme song

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cop pulls me over. Asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” I hit him with “Who are you, the speed police?” Bam. Got him

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Witkoff AND Kushner? With their powers combined, I got a real good feeling about this one

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Why are big cats, the most viscous dangerous predators on earth, so adorable. They should be pure nightmare fuel, not make me want to snuggle with them and be friends

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Where are the elite hackers in Guy Fawkes masks when we need them most

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m well known for my spicy “takes” so if you can’t take the heat… get out of the kitchen, capisce?

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Democrats have no choice but to nominate Lisa Simpson for president in 2028

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Imagine walking into an alley and seeing two guys fighting with nunchucks. Just thrashing one another. That would be nuts

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Reince Priebus” is a name made up by Tim and Eric and he was a regular on Awesome Show Great Job

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

In GTA 6 make sure you poop and pee at regular intervals otherwise you can get sepsis, as indicated by the bacterium icon

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Johnny Depp is playing Scrooge and I can’t wait to see what “movie magic” they cook up to make him look like a wealthy old anthropomorphic duck

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Let this be a valuable lesson: only write about how you did the murder AFTER you beat the charges, like OJ Simpson did

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton is the least Milkshake Duck person to ever exist

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Oh yeah? Well my car beat the hell out of Usain Bolt’s 100 meter time so who’s the real hero

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Volt Multiplier @voltmultiplier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

He should have just zipped away with his web shooters when confronted by the police

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