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Volk’s Beard

@volksbeard.bsky.social
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Avid film geek, student filmmaker, retired Veteran. I believe we need a lot more equity and empathy in the world. Leaving bots on read 24/7… seriously bots just give up. I DONT WANT YOUR AI TRASH He/him/his.

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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 3h
In the new #carrie tv series her mom is a monster but… I also am so goddam jealous of her kitchen? … What does that say about me?
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 4h
I am loving it as well but aghast at all the negative comments! What are people seeing that I’m not?
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 10h
No one… And I mean NO ONE… try on that ring.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 10h
Congratulations!!!!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 13h
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Wedding Singer Scary
Alt: Wedding Singer: Scary
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 14h
Oh I found the OG Land of the Lost season one there. He’s got treasure I tell you.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15h
Look it’s simple, We vets are mad y’all. And when you’ve pissed off the vets, you done fucked up. #vote #resist
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15h
We have a glorious store here called… Good Shit Video. It is amazing.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15h
The oatmeal says it rather well: theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy
theoatmeal.com
How to be perfectly unhappy - The Oatmeal
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never forget… we outnumber the fascists in the millions and at heart they are all cowards. That is why they hide their faces #abolishice
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You have a female orange tabby!!! I heard they’re rare! 😍
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Post your profile pic
A vampiric goofball in a bad wig.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Three years here! Congrats on ten! That is awesome.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vance is just so monumentally stupid… and a couch fucker.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here’s Queen Mab, she’s the sweetest cat I’ve ever had.
Queen Mab, a loving tortured cat.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry… is that… Godzilla? Enjoy a fall day with a cup of coffee? And a cute little scarf? … OMFG I love this. How long has this been a thing?
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bozos also claims that AI, now called SI, actually it’s back to AI but the a stands for augmented, no wait… Anyway… It’ll be so great, it’ll do your chores for you and balance your checkbook (you still have those right? The AI says you do) you just gotta keep giving us money. … *Clown horn*
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s fake y’all www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
snopes.com
Did Trump thank Elon Musk for making every Republican vote count 3 times?
The claim spread amid Trump's appearances at GOP campaign rallies ahead of the upcoming midterm elections.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ha, they hardly have shit on me, good.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly it’s a disservice to the Hutts… at least they knew how to run things.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, that is a hoot isn’t it?
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh sweet weeping Jesus that’s sad.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OMFG the needle drops in episode one 😍
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy shit, Mike Flanagan’s #carrie Just… perfection.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#carrie is out and Amber Midthunder is on #graveconversations I love this show. Cannot wait for Carrie
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Amber Midthunder Talks The Carrie Remake, Prey, and Avatar: The Last Airbender | Grave Conversations
YouTube video by Grave Conversations
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*sips juice box* Fuck #ai
gizmodo.com
AI Is Entering Its 'Slurp Juice' Era
"A lotta yall still don’t get it."
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I signed up!!!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m so fucking ashamed of my country. It’s a constant, unending shame.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@colorado.gov This the traitor you pardoned doing the same thing she went to jail for in the first place? IS IT?
democracydocket.com
Election deniers Cleta Mitchell and Tina Peters want Trump’s commerce secretary to regulate voting machines
The problem? No federal official can seize control of election administration from the states and counties, who hold the power run elections under the U.S. Constitution.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this post a witch … I’ll see your witch and raise you three!
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Hocus Pocus Amok
ALT: Hocus Pocus Amok
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why the fuck does a report of an entertainment venue have redactions?
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay glad it’s not just me, the whole scene reads like Pacino’s introduction as Big Boy in Dick Tracy and her stance just SELLS it.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was thinking Gracie, so I can say goodnight Gracie but also Gracie Manor from the haunted mansion.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Openai sent me a recruitment letter as well… I declined with a hearty “fuck off” and got a reply of “well your school gave us your email” I am still trying to find those responsible to have a heart to heart chat of “what the fuck is wrong with you?”
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn’t NIN say they preferred his version or am I hallucinating?
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I made an excellent ghost for #halloween decor
Halloween homemade ghost decorHalloween homemade ghost decor
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really hope they bring those figures back… upset I never could buy one.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They absolutely did. When I moved to Idaho in the 90s the republicans were proud they kicked the nazis out of the state… now they have rallies with them 😑
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Disenchantment: Luci's 'Do It Do It Do It'
Alt: Disenchantment: Luci's 'Do It Do It Do It'
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heyyy talking about Van Helsing again. How did he know what a thumbs up was at the end? 🤣 I love this film.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those assholes sent me a recruitment letter too… apparently my school gave openai my email and set up an account for me. I am still looking for the idiot who did that. I will find them.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh her joy that’s so wonderful it makes me tear up.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1000 percent camp and I’m here for it.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
World’s richest loser continues to prove he’s also the world’s biggest loser. … #eattherich
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my god I forgot how goddam silly it is.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right? Best we can do is find the little things that bring joy and hold onto them. I still believe things will get better.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I used to watch the shit out of this. It inspired me so much!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I found Van Helsing tonight I’m all: oh that’s such a dumb fun movie, gonna watch that. Making tea now.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Denial?
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Explosion Whale
Alt: Explosion Whale
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pfff, I still have my old ones, and they’re still excellent.
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