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Volk’s Beard

@volksbeard.bsky.social
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Avid film geek, student filmmaker, retired Veteran. I believe we need a lot more equity and empathy in the world. Leaving bots on read 24/7… seriously bots just give up. I DONT WANT YOUR AI TRASH He/him/his.

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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 1h
Exhibit one million and seventy five of why Gavin Newsom should not be elected president.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 7h
Halloween. Sly does it. Tiptoe cats paws. Slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When? Where did it all begin?
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Happy Halloween: Glowing Jack-o'-Lantern
Alt: Happy Halloween: Glowing Jack-o'-Lantern
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All hail his chonkiness!!!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had a great idea for a #film while stoned last night. It’s a #fastandfurious sequel. How can they top going to space? Well… Dom and the crew are hired to steal an item, they’re not told what it is. But the take the job because the family has hit tough times and relationships are strained 🧵
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov Well thank god they’ll be in charge of #CNN, right?!? Because there was no why that merger could’ve been stopped RIGHT???? #freepress #endbillionaires
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David Ellison attends same dinner at White House that CNN was barred from
David Ellison attends same dinner at White House that CNN was barred from
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Birthday to the GOAT! Mark Hamill!!! 🐫
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Mark Hamill's Expressive Moment on Late Night Seth
Alt: Mark Hamill's Expressive Moment on Late Night Seth
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Already did. My life has been so much better without these corporations bullshit content. #cancelstreaming #endbillionaires #eattherich
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#voters!!! HEAR MEEEEEEE. Don’t look at #polls and assume you don’t need to #vote because we are ahead in the polls. These goddam things have literally been shown to be MANIPULATED to keep us FROM VOTING! #VOTE! Vote by mail or in person. If you’re in line STAY IN LINE UNTIL YOU VOTE!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The next #halo is going to be made by activision? Well that’s going to suck. #xbox y’all can do better.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@lastweektonight.com Felt like wearing this hat in an arbitrary way. #buc-off
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov Are you all serious? You all caved to their threats? This helps no one in the industry, not crew not actors not writers… you should have stuck to your guns.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bwah hahahaha Seriously fuck #ai
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Emperor Palpatine's 'Gooooood'
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Sometimes I feel sorrow, and shame, that some of my great brothers have forgotten me - that all my services and sufferings have been forgotten, and that I - my nation- remain neglected.” -Aupaumat- Mohawk Nation.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy shit… we finally got a REALLY good Resident Evil movie. Go see this #film y’all!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#democrat candidates… fire these fucking advisors. No one wants #ai, it’s #datacenters or the fascist tech bros that run them. That’s it.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got a text asking to conduct a voting survey: After four questions on voting… it shifted to data centers. Do you like data centers? No How often do you AI chatbots? Never Well what systems would you use? None What’s your opinion on data centers? Strongly Oppose. 🧵
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran didn’t just lose his opening acts… he lost his fucking band. *delighted giggle* That’s what being neutral will get you, ED! #freepalestine
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make sure you’re registered to #vote y’all.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You done fucked up now Ed.
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Michael Key Shocked Reaction
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bah hahahahhahaaaaaaa #vote #supremecourt
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Staying neutral is never a good option. You only appear week. Also Robert Kraft Is in the #epstein files. Fuck him. #macklemore #freepalestine
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s fun to realize us regular folk have had more moments of joy than any of the fascist tech dorks ever will.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whiskey Pete would absolutely mispronounce champagne. #futurama #spaceforce
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s behind you.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sit down children and I’ll tell ye the tale of… FAT TUX!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bah hahahhahahah
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Won’t lie, I’m down for it.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Day three of the cold… morale is low.
Chilkoot pass
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov We see you… and your silence is hideous. Y’all want to be in charge? Then act like it and not like a bunch of corporate stooges wringing your hands and writing strongly worded letters.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ketchup is gonna be all over the white house walls tonight. 😈
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh hell yes, look what showed up today? #physicalmedia #backrooms
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How I feel right now trying to recover from this cold… no sleep, hopped on cold medicine. 💊 🤧🫠🫩😵‍💫
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yay I’m sick with a cold 🤧😷
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Let Us Pray Upsc
Alt: SpongeBob sick
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Later start than usual… good morning #coffeewithiris
A dude with coffee.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh hell no one show this to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social He was already pumped about hoof cleaning videos and lawn taming… this’ll make him explode.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Y’all… I think I figured out my Halloween outfit… what if I was Joe Gideon in his death number from All That Jazz?
Joe Gideon in All That Jazz
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are you fucking kidding me? This makes me sick.
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You don't have a right to safe drinking water, US court rules
A Trump-appointed judge also said Americans have no “constitutional right to truthful information” during a public health crisis.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy #caturday from her Royalness of Rotund, Queen Mab, who reminds you all that rest is a form of rebellion in this capitalist hellscape. Eat all the treats and #eattherich
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Y’all it’s raining hard here
Super rain
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good morning.
Fallout nerd has his coffee which may have a tiny amount of olive oil in it from not paying attention
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
… Goddam man, good stuff. Anyways, off to the first day of senior year of film school.
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Pearl Ending Scene Pearl Movie Smile
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@mapquest.com is my new map system… I even subscribed. #nevergoogle
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social … Well? Where is the outrage since you’re both so pro-Israel and have turned a blind eye to their continuous war crimes and atrocities. Or are you writing a strongly worded letter? #freepalestine #nomorewars
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
A Mountain Dew machine at a bowling alley declares itself empty via sad sign…
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Seriously, more people need to see this #film. It is a delightfully messed up good time. #buddy
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Holy shit y’all go see #buddy in theaters @heycasperkelly.bsky.social Has delivered the most bonkers #film Seriously you’ll regret not seeing this in a theater.
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
👏👏👏 LETS GO RO!!! 👏👏👏
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Watching this absolute banger
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Muppets Muppet Treasure Island
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NOT THAT CAST MEMBER OF HOME ALONE 2 … FUCK!
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Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Make it stop. The wrong 80 year olds are being taken.
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