Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 1hExhibit one million and seventy five of why Gavin Newsom should not be elected president. 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 7hHalloween. Sly does it. Tiptoe cats paws. Slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When? Where did it all begin?static.klipy.comHappy Halloween: Glowing Jack-o'-LanternAlt: Happy Halloween: Glowing Jack-o'-Lantern 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had a great idea for a #film while stoned last night. It’s a #fastandfurious sequel. How can they top going to space? Well… Dom and the crew are hired to steal an item, they’re not told what it is. But the take the job because the family has hit tough times and relationships are strained 🧵 100
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov Well thank god they’ll be in charge of #CNN, right?!? Because there was no why that merger could’ve been stopped RIGHT???? #freepress #endbillionairesavclub.comDavid Ellison attends same dinner at White House that CNN was barred fromDavid Ellison attends same dinner at White House that CNN was barred from 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Birthday to the GOAT! Mark Hamill!!! 🐫static.klipy.comMark Hamill's Expressive Moment on Late Night SethAlt: Mark Hamill's Expressive Moment on Late Night Seth 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Already did. My life has been so much better without these corporations bullshit content. #cancelstreaming #endbillionaires #eattherich 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#voters!!! HEAR MEEEEEEE. Don’t look at #polls and assume you don’t need to #vote because we are ahead in the polls. These goddam things have literally been shown to be MANIPULATED to keep us FROM VOTING! #VOTE! Vote by mail or in person. If you’re in line STAY IN LINE UNTIL YOU VOTE! 021
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The next #halo is going to be made by activision? Well that’s going to suck. #xbox y’all can do better. 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@lastweektonight.com Felt like wearing this hat in an arbitrary way. #buc-off 020
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov Are you all serious? You all caved to their threats? This helps no one in the industry, not crew not actors not writers… you should have stuck to your guns. 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bwah hahahaha Seriously fuck #aistatic.klipy.comEmperor Palpatine's 'Gooooood'Alt: Emperor Palpatine's 'Gooooood' 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Sometimes I feel sorrow, and shame, that some of my great brothers have forgotten me - that all my services and sufferings have been forgotten, and that I - my nation- remain neglected.” -Aupaumat- Mohawk Nation. 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Holy shit… we finally got a REALLY good Resident Evil movie. Go see this #film y’all! 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#democrat candidates… fire these fucking advisors. No one wants #ai, it’s #datacenters or the fascist tech bros that run them. That’s it. 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Got a text asking to conduct a voting survey: After four questions on voting… it shifted to data centers. Do you like data centers? No How often do you AI chatbots? Never Well what systems would you use? None What’s your opinion on data centers? Strongly Oppose. 🧵 110
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran didn’t just lose his opening acts… he lost his fucking band. *delighted giggle* That’s what being neutral will get you, ED! #freepalestine 131
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Make sure you’re registered to #vote y’all.vote.govRegister to vote in U.S. elections | Vote.govGet the information you need to register to vote, check your registration, or update registration information in your state or territory. 021
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You done fucked up now Ed.static.klipy.comMichael Key Shocked ReactionAlt: Michael Key Shocked Reaction 031
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Staying neutral is never a good option. You only appear week. Also Robert Kraft Is in the #epstein files. Fuck him. #macklemore #freepalestine 020
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s fun to realize us regular folk have had more moments of joy than any of the fascist tech dorks ever will. 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Whiskey Pete would absolutely mispronounce champagne. #futurama #spaceforce 140
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sit down children and I’ll tell ye the tale of… FAT TUX! 011
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov We see you… and your silence is hideous. Y’all want to be in charge? Then act like it and not like a bunch of corporate stooges wringing your hands and writing strongly worded letters. 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ketchup is gonna be all over the white house walls tonight. 😈 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh hell yes, look what showed up today? #physicalmedia #backrooms 030
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How I feel right now trying to recover from this cold… no sleep, hopped on cold medicine. 💊 🤧🫠😵💫 072
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Yay I’m sick with a cold 🤧😷static.klipy.comLet Us Pray UpscAlt: SpongeBob sick 020
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Later start than usual… good morning #coffeewithiris 2640
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oh hell no one show this to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social He was already pumped about hoof cleaning videos and lawn taming… this’ll make him explode. 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Y’all… I think I figured out my Halloween outfit… what if I was Joe Gideon in his death number from All That Jazz? 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Are you fucking kidding me? This makes me sick.motherjones.comYou don't have a right to safe drinking water, US court rulesA Trump-appointed judge also said Americans have no “constitutional right to truthful information” during a public health crisis. 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Happy #caturday from her Royalness of Rotund, Queen Mab, who reminds you all that rest is a form of rebellion in this capitalist hellscape. Eat all the treats and #eattherich 3150
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026… Goddam man, good stuff. Anyways, off to the first day of senior year of film school.static.klipy.comPearl Ending Scene Pearl Movie SmileAlt: Pearl Movie Smile 220
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@mapquest.com is my new map system… I even subscribed. #nevergoogle 050
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social … Well? Where is the outrage since you’re both so pro-Israel and have turned a blind eye to their continuous war crimes and atrocities. Or are you writing a strongly worded letter? #freepalestine #nomorewars 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September. 020
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Seriously, more people need to see this #film. It is a delightfully messed up good time. #buddy 000
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Holy shit y’all go see #buddy in theaters @heycasperkelly.bsky.social Has delivered the most bonkers #film Seriously you’ll regret not seeing this in a theater. 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Watching this absolute bangerstatic.klipy.comMuppets Muppet Treasure IslandAlt: Muppets Muppet Treasure Island 010
Volk’s Beard @volksbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Make it stop. The wrong 80 year olds are being taken. 130