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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 6h

That's how you know he's a level-headed man, because if he tilts it in the least, his wee pea-brain will tumble out one ear.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 14h

So now the Pentagon is in the business of live-streaming firing squad executions? Let me go on record as saying this is a horrible idea and NOT what America should be about....BUT... Will this policy be extended to ALL who broke the oath they swore to protect and uphold the Constitution?

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This Is Pretty Fucked Up Stan Marsh

Alt: "This Is Pretty Fucked Up", said by South Park's Stan Marsh

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe this is like pre-school. Pin a note to his shirt that says "Donny didn't eat his own boogers today." But TBH....didn't he? We can't even be sure.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Being unable to get all three to sit still for a group portrait, I had to employ my skills-of-an-artist.

Pastiche to the internet meme three-wolves-moon, but made using Photoshop to replace the wolves with cartoons of my flattie, beagle and terrier.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And here's our terrier mix. He's 12 years old now but still very much like a pup, and is the Costello to the beagle's Abbott.

Cute light brown terrier mix laying on the chest of VolcanoSpouse as he reclines in an Adirondack chair.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's hard to pick a favourite because I have piles of photos of all 3 of my dogs, but it was rare to get all 3 to pose in a group pic. This is the beagle, shortly after her arrival when our yard became a cat-free zone. This was before she became too heavy and strong-willed to be picked up.

Black-and-white photo of cute tricolor beagle being held cheek-to-cheek by cute VolcanoSpouse.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My flatcoat retriever who passed the rainbow bridge back in 2023 LOVED cats and kittens and was even known to help groom them, and they weren't afraid to come round to our yard and visit..... right up until the beagle arrived.

Black flatcoat retriever licking the back of a grey tabby cat's head.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So does this mean we're ALL allowed to call in a hit? Asking for a fiend.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I CHALLENGE MEMBERS OF THE PRESS (or what remains of it) to ask him to clarify these remarks. I want to know exactly how the hell he thought his words were meant to be taken.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In addition to World Space Week, it is also Banned Books Week. Books can open doors and take us places, so we need to fight to keep those doors unlocked for everyone.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I was thinking more like Viking last rites for when the Viking hero is neither a Viking nor a hero...

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Dumpster Fire

Alt: Dumpster Fire

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When October comes to Villa Volcanohead, we start our annual horror movie film festival. Tonight we watched Something Wicked This Way Comes, & Volcanospouse asked "Dya know why they called her the Dust Witch" and I foolishly said "No" "BECAUSE IF THEY CALLED HER THE SAND WITCH PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH!"

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Alanis Morissette - Season Of The Witch

YouTube video by Cornerstone Recordings

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Georgians....our time to shine is coming soon. Today is the last day to be registered so please go to mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/#:~:text=U... to check your voter status and register if you have not or have been purged.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh now that's just a big ol' lie! We KNOW Trump hasn't shat in anything aside from his own diapers since 2019.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There's 2wo kinds of people in the world. -- them that I'm sharing this homemade pan pizza with -- and them that wishes they were them I'm sharing this pizza with.

Pan pizza with red and yellow peppers, Italian sausage and pepperoni

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I talk a lot about the Hoover and Glen Canyon dams because they are currently doing their jobs well despite the disappearance of the water they're meant to contain. But what happens when the water wins? Geology as well as bad design played a large role in the St. Francis dam failure of 1928.

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St. Francis Dam: Declared Safe 12 Hours Before It Failed

YouTube video by The Hydraulic Record

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

II hope That Bastard will also be the worst we will have in the future. When they're all gone, everything from Constitution to SCOTUS to elections needs to be idiot-proofed to prevent this ever happening again.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love the month, though this song paints it a bit melancholy. Thematically it's about the troubled times during which the song was written as well as the band's struggle with faith. And it maybe owes its succinctness to the theft of Bono's briefcase-o-lyrics. G'night, little Earth.

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October (Remastered 2008)

YouTube video by U2 - Topic

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I just hope Senator Schmitt didn't show up to the Chicago hockey game hoping to see Jalen Johnson play.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It isn't a question of "can" they, but "why SHOULD" they. My job is actually impossible to do while seated, so I've been on my feet for 35 years, and am pretty damn unfit by Presidential Fitness Test standards. Standing all day for a job where it's not necessary only proves your boss is a dick.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

First we had Temptations Day on the 3rd of September (a day I'll always remember), then Earth Wind & Fire Day on the 21st (Do you remember?), and now here it is Green Day Day already. I'll just set my alarm and save y'all the peril of waking up a grouchy little volcano. G'night, little Earth.

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Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Green Day

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dangit while we're just launching brick boats and hoping they float, what about the Blackhawks, (they play hockeye), the Blackeye Peas, and Popeye with Swee'Pea.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It does. I will never understand why crimes that happen on a school campus are treated differently that crimes committed on the streets.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I talk about this a lot because the mainstream news isn't talking about it enough.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They were punished by having to write an essay? Jeez I got worse than that for calling my civics teacher a nazi when he was still within earshot.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That maneuver with the "evidence" was pretty telling. In an alternate universe, Schmitt is the guy in the craps game that snatches up the bones before anyone else gets a look at 'em and then reaches for the money. Those kinds of guys don't last long in the real-world.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

After watching him try to put the stuffing back in the goose about the Hawkeyes, I kept waiting for him to bring up the Buckeyes, Buc-ee's and Buckaroo Banzai.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It was an absolute pleasure watching you chew him up like potato hotdish and leave no crumbs.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe in her too. I saw her actually. She wore a blue terry robe and pink bedroom shoes. She tripped on one of my toys and she could cuss EXACTLY like my mother. That was the first time I got paper money instead of jingly-money. I think she wanted me to keep her potty-mouth a secret.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My father-in-law (may he rest in peace) was a big fan of Roberta Flack. He also liked Steve Winwood. He was a rather incongruous man among his peers of old white conservative WW2 veterans.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAND my navigation bar is now gone. The update has the game in immersive mode, so using the back-button to quick-catch is no longer an option. PoGO giveth, and PoGO taketh away.

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Crying Pikachu

Alt: Crying Pikachu

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For those of you who play Pokemon GO with downloaded assets, you will need to re-download after this latest update.

Screencut from Facebook
Scopely Explore account says "Trainers, the 431 app update to Pokémon GO will require all assets to be re-downloaded. We recommend you connect to Wi-Fi and Download All Assets to minimize the impact on your data plan. Learn more: https://scopelyexplore.helpshift.com/.../17-download-all.../ #PokemonGO "

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Combat weather team? DAMMIT sign me UP! I can get you a good deal on tactical thunderbolts.

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had a funny thought regarding data centers the other day. What if the REAL motive and the REAL people throwing money at them aren't interested in AI or even in surveillance data? What if the REAL reason data centers are being built is to mine bitcoin?

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hands up who remembers downloading this purple motherfucker? Who remembers spending the next three years trying to make it go away? Now ask me again why I have trust-issues with cutesy tech.

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Bonzi Buddy Tells an Island Joke

Alt: Bonzi Buddy Tells an Island Joke Riddle "What letter is like an island?" Answer "T, because it's in the middle of water!"

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Volcanohead 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @volcanohead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dude that's my thoughts EXACTLY! it's giving "I have puppies in my van" for sure. And honestly even IF I wanted such tech for legit purposes, I'd feel like I was being perceived as (at the least) a colossal manchild and (at worst) a pedo creep.

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Blue Dot in Red State @bluedotin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I miss you Pete. Stunning singer, composer, and human.

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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 28/09/2026

Today, science became a target for Russia. My heart goes out to the heroes searching for people trapped inside Ukraine’s National Academy of Sciences. As well as to the families and loved ones of the victims of horrific attacks across the country.

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