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Oh now I've just been informed that the Jan 6 pipe bomber is actually an FBI agent. Yep that checks out.

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I'm sitting next to MAGA mofos telling me about how the vaccine has killed millions and and lizard people and all kinds of wild shit This is gonna be a good flight

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He did say that while he doesn't agree with "all those different choices in life style," we're all still people who are pretty much the same. let this be a reminder that even if most trump voters are irredeemable bigots, there will also be good people who you could get along with (conditionally)

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So I rode in a Lyft with a MAGA man. No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA. Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo. He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved. I respect it.

Listen, you gotta separate the art from the artist. Back before MAGA and the christian nationalism brain rot spread, he played some good roles. Now granted I'm not seeking out any of his back catalog, but I wouldn't let him ruin any episodes of a show you like.

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a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner

My Lyft driver is listening to the Shawn Ryan show. The guest is Joe McMoneagle, a CIA remote viewer. That's a CIA PSYCHIC SPY. I'm pressing X so hard right. Now

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ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner

I have so much packing and prepping to do for this trip and I've done exactly nothing with my day so far. Honestly I'm really proud of myself for admitting it. Because really that's the first step when you have a problem. I think I'll play some videogames to celebrate my progress!

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It's a power move like The Rock in 2000's wrestling. Them: Ok what time works best for you? You: well I was thinking around thu- Them: IT DOESN'T MATTER!

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Ooooh I like that! I can already see the movie lines Phony Stark: Offenders assemble! Or Phony Stark: I Am Ketamine!

Big news, everyone! Did you guys know you can actually travel domestically for free if you're willing to take the slightly worse seats near the bottom of the plane? I see this catching on very quickly!

VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I'm sorry I'm late, but did this fucking clown just say he wants to take panama and Greenland by force?

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We don't wanna hear you say N*****R no more! IYKYK

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Me:Doc, is there a term for when you think of the most vile and heinous things at random? Doc: Yeah it's called "you're a fucking psychopath" disorder. Me: shit. But I never act on any of it! Doc: Oh, ok! So you're also a little bitch. Now it makes sense.

VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I just spent some time in the bad place. And of course I regret it. But I'm still amazed how many times DEI can be blamed for all the world's ills. The highlight: "DEI is why that building is ugly." because they hired black people? Were there no white people at all involved in this process?

VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Today I learned you can make thirst traps with just a hand and a pretty pair of nails.

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Your honor, this is a man of science and an alchemist of renown. Any scientist can tell you that you can't make progress without sacrifice. In fact that would violate the very laws he has worked with his whole career. While a different choice than you or I might make he sacrificed for advancement

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

As a straight man who spent over a decade working for the gayest organization on earth I'm so beyond all that. "I don't care what it sounds like, nothing I say or do is gay until you see another dick in my hand"

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Last I checked I was at 1400-ish I'm not opening anything that didn't come from my department. And I'm not looking at anything that is addressed to 'all', 'team', or 'family'

Well it's 10 in the morning. It's high time for a nap. If my boss asks about me, I'll tell him I'm just acclimating my sleep schedule to a new time zone for the upcoming trip. Who cares if the trip is in March. There's no such thing as being too prepared.

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To be fair... Most school shooters don't ever go to trial either... If you catch my meaning.

Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

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French kissing, but your mouth is full of creamed corn, hers, mashed potatoes and gravy.

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More bad responses to "I love you" - Obviously - That's what she said - That's NOT what she said - Ooof - Awww - I love you too, bestie - Oh... Ok. Thanks. - So now is probably a good time to tell you about that surgery I had last year.

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Temu sells excavators, and that's weird. Weirder still is I'm being advertised to about temu excavators. I've looked at their website once ever (80 pc toolkit for $1.99 had me curious) But I'm not sure I've ever said/typed the word excavator before today. Weird

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Sony president claims their movies are good. Blames critics/media for the Spider (adjacent) -verse failing. Says it happened to all their movies but the audience loved Venom & made it a hit. Totally misses the point that if the audience loved Madam Web and Kraven they would have been hits also.

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Getting your kid to fall asleep on the flight home is like running half of a marathon and finding out the rest of the race will be down hill. Like you're still gonna have to get this kid through the airport and home but it's gonna be a lot easier.

VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Inflight internet is one of the greatest advancement in flight since they took the ash trays off the plane.

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Ok hear me out: as a Christian you should be appalled at the disrespect to your Lord and his day. But as a #GirlDad can you think of a more effective advertisement to the future boys in her life, that this family believes in the #FAFO amendment to our constitution? If I say 10PM he'll say 8:45

VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

It brings great sadness to my heart that when you Google "Axel F" the most prominent result is Crazy Frog. It was arguably Harold Faltermeyer's biggest hit. Even bigger than Top Gun theme, which he also wrote. And yet nobody knows his name.

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I'm not sure I would have watched this show if it was marketed accurately as "the show where you learn the back stories of incredible people who are going up extraordinary odds for the benefit of the human race. and where after learning of these back stories and rooting for them, they just die."

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

If we're all being honest, we'd all probably smile that big if you could hit someone like this at work and not lose your job.

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Marvel's Superhero adventures is like Family Guy for kids, and you won't change my mind. Every episode starts with Spiderman talking to some kids and within 20 seconds he says "This reminds me of that time with {random marvel hero} when we fought {random marvel villain}"

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

That feeling when you get a new follower: OMG do people like me now?! And then that feeling when you check the profile and see it's just another bot: hold up Lil bitch,

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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of men wearing suits and hats .

Alt: Kendrick Lamar saying sit down, be humble in a scene from the Humble music video.

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VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

(uninformed) People just blame every problem on the party in power. If republicans are in power, I say support them. Help them pass every stupid (Non life threatening) idea they have. Make people feel the pain and regret their votes. hopefully by '26 or '28 we can #MakeAmericaNormalAgain

VoixNoir @voixnoir.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

1. Success in 1 area won't guarantee success in another 2. If billionaires control the of bodies that regulate their industries it becomes a conflict of interest unless you expect things to "trickle down" 3. Businesses operate in ways that countries cant and shouldn't. "Run it like a biz"=bad idea

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I'm watching Terra Formers and I must say: this level of violence and brutality is shocking. The crunch of my salad kept syncing up with the actions in screen and I almost couldn't finish it. But I did finish my meal and I will finish this show. Because I'm a man DAMMIT! #animesky

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THEM: Say it ain't so. ME: Your drug is a heart breaker. THEM: What? ME: wait, what did you say? THEM: Say it ain't so? ME: My love is a life taker! THEM: What's wrong with you? ME: ... Dear Daddy, I write you...

🎵Deck the halls with fallen rivals Tis the season for our violence Don we, now our war apparel Loose our haunting vengeance carols🎵 Insert the appropriate amount of fa's and la's until merriment has been made, or revenge has been served.

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