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Mark, Kitty Cuddler

@vogonpoetry.live
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Having a midlife crisis. Watches way too many sports and I will talk about them. I live under that banner pic view.

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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 11h
Got that fellow rapist solidarity
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 16h
You’re telling me that moving from a VSC to a Red Flag fucks shit up so badly it took nearly 30 minutes to fix it? Isn’t that, idk, a fucking _common_ scenario during an incident?
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 16h
Like some of these bugs could serious injure or kill somebody and it’s clear they’re using a “lolshipit” bar for release quality.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 16h
Watching Singapore Sprint Quali and they’re having a software issue and it really makes me wonder which shitty IT consulting company they’re using because this shit keeps seeming amateur hour
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 17h
Hella fun. Also I’d totally watch this.
This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
"Eleven floors. One corpse. Zero cuts."
DEAD BY 11
A casino fixer (Julia Roberts) has one unbroken night - the camera never cuts - to hide a congressman's corpse before checkout, steering a room-service cart past guests mid-deed on eleven floors. Her accomplices: a grief counselor kept on retainer for exactly this (Emmy Rossum), the hotel's in-house body double (Amy Smart), and the bartender who mixed the fatal last cocktail (Lara Flynn Boyle). Every alibi requires somebody else's orifice, and the bodies keep multiplying while the dolly keeps gliding.
JULIA ROBERTS • EMMY ROSSUM • AMY SMART • LARA FLYNN BOYLE
A ROBERT ZEMECKIS FILM
R
FOR STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT, GRAPHIC NUDITY, BRIEF VIOLENT IMAGES AND PERVASIVE LANGUAGE
UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
"Zemeckis sustaining one take through two hours of filth is the year's boldest formal flex."
r/TrueFilm user
DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$583M
"Roberts is magnificent; the single-take conceit runs out of steam by floor six."
Critic Review
CRITIC SCORE
53/100
CREATE YOUR FILM AT TENTPOLEGAME.COM
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 18h
Wait, is Carrie just Frankenstein?
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 09/10/2026
The fact that John Cena is making fun of the hokeyness of Matchbox the Movie in the 90s toy ad themed trailer for the movie makes me kinda wanna watch it
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 09/10/2026
Goddamn Bucky Irving!
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 06/10/2026
I hope they make orange cones illegal first or the criminals are going to feast
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 06/10/2026
Chorizo is pretty good in a breakfast burrito
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 06/10/2026
It’s part of the flag but holy shit that’s perfect
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 05/10/2026
Idk why but I keep getting Tim Cook, Tim Pool, and Tim Apple mixed up when I quickly skim posts and it makes for some confusing reading at times lol
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 05/10/2026
That sounds like a badass show!
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 05/10/2026
Oh Raiders I had such high hopes for you when it was a close game. We all can be fools I guess.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 05/10/2026
A problem? Or a blessing?!
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 05/10/2026
That might be what happens if Gavin Newsom wins a bunch of early primaries
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Sometimes your back itches and your limbs have devolved to fins or nubs and you need something to scratch against. Is itching a crime now?!?
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Hrm. I am hungry.
A white kitty laying with her eyes closed on the closed lid of a small pizza box ensuring the contents of the box cannot be eaten
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
I’m still going to finish it, I’m committed now.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
I am incandescently angry I stayed up to watch this. What an absolute shitshow from the FIA and just the FIA.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Well this SC sucked all the fun out of it boooo lapped cars
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Lol and now it’s a full SC so shit’s about to get wild
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Oh shit, VSC and Hamilton on softs? Shit got good.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Isack Hadjar driver of the day gotdang
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
I see Ferrari probably fucked up yet another strategic decision that should have been trivially easy to make
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Ferrari strategerie unbeaten
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
I think you’d have to cap car top speed somehow.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
I bet it’d result in some fascinating turbo designs
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I wonder what F1 would look like if you opened up the engine formula to “50/50 split, development capped at $200m initial, $10m / year after”
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Also front-axel wheel gen. Who gives a fuck what the teams think. You’re goddamn Merc and Ferrari and you can’t figure it out? Sure, right.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
There’s so much goddamn stupid ass software trying to avoid a rule written 30 goddamn years ago that prob needs rewritten for modern reality.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
The FIA really fucked up this engine formula and it’s really sad because the basic idea was pretty fucking neat.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
I’ve seen this image like five times and just realized that’s a pumpkin on a toilet and not the head of some terrifying monster
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Never seen software that needs waterproofing. Ferrari innovation I guess.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
This was worth staying awake for. Magnificent comedy of errors. #BahrainGP
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ferrari Fire
Alt: Ferrari Fire
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
One of the reasons I love rain delays is there’s always drivers on scooters getting chased down by their physios who are on foot and it’s just such a bizarre scene every time
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
I do love me a rain delay. I watched a recording of Montreal 2011 *in full*. Total sicko for a Formula 1 rain delay
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
There’s gonna be one electrical failure this race because holy shit that’s a lotta rain ain’t noting staying dry in that breeze
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Ok it’s kinda cool both bands played both anthems.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
NFL: clears stadium when lightening happens within 2mi of game F1: lightening hit within the track grounds? DGAF. Start the anthems!
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Right at the point when everybody needs to go to the grid so who know’s what could happen
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Oh yea rain in Sepang
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
You can make the case that we still don’t have a better solution for the few needs for where J/kg really matter.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Now that’s playoff baseball!
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the thing about impeaching Vought is that it will ruin his life. pull his kids and wife in for sixteen hour depositions. refer them all for perjury. scream in his face. when you're done, if it didn't work, do it again.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
It’s a shame McDs ads are written by a committee of focus groups because a “Where’s the Chicken?” ad is just sitting right there
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NewAccountWhoDis @newaccountwhothis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 03/10/2026
That’s because even the chuds recognize there’s no shame in getting roasted by Prime Hester once a year
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