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Mark, Kitty Cuddler

@vogonpoetry.live
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Having a midlife crisis. Watches way too many sports and I will talk about them. I live under that banner pic view.

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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 39m
This is for you #breadpervs
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 6h
Protobread
A picture of a blonde dough ball in the bottom of a stainless steel stand mixer bowl.  The chrome spiral dough hook fills the foreground.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 10/10/2026
Hella fun. Also I’d totally watch this.
This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
"Eleven floors. One corpse. Zero cuts."
DEAD BY 11
A casino fixer (Julia Roberts) has one unbroken night - the camera never cuts - to hide a congressman's corpse before checkout, steering a room-service cart past guests mid-deed on eleven floors. Her accomplices: a grief counselor kept on retainer for exactly this (Emmy Rossum), the hotel's in-house body double (Amy Smart), and the bartender who mixed the fatal last cocktail (Lara Flynn Boyle). Every alibi requires somebody else's orifice, and the bodies keep multiplying while the dolly keeps gliding.
JULIA ROBERTS • EMMY ROSSUM • AMY SMART • LARA FLYNN BOYLE
A ROBERT ZEMECKIS FILM
R
FOR STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT, GRAPHIC NUDITY, BRIEF VIOLENT IMAGES AND PERVASIVE LANGUAGE
UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
"Zemeckis sustaining one take through two hours of filth is the year's boldest formal flex."
r/TrueFilm user
DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$583M
"Roberts is magnificent; the single-take conceit runs out of steam by floor six."
Critic Review
CRITIC SCORE
53/100
CREATE YOUR FILM AT TENTPOLEGAME.COM
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 04/10/2026
Hrm. I am hungry.
A white kitty laying with her eyes closed on the closed lid of a small pizza box ensuring the contents of the box cannot be eaten
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 26/09/2026
👀
MLB App push notification:

Friday Fit Check
Can you pull off Steven
Kwan's shirt?
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 24/09/2026
Bandidas
Movie poster for Bandidas
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 23/09/2026
Look at this absolute queen at the vet
A very calm white kitty laying luxuriously on the scale at the vet.  The picture of calm.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 23/09/2026
Valentina is similar
A bottle of Valentina hot sauce.  Glass bottle with a delicious red liquid.  The label is yellow and the cap a red-orange.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 10/09/2026
Werner Herzog speech bubble
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 28/08/2026
A total diva ♥️
A white cat with a pinch of grey hairs on her head is sitting, lounging really, on a white plastic table.  Her eyes are closed, head down, arm resting off the edge like a languishing lover bereft of her great love, food.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 26/08/2026
ONLY YOU
1 find today no one else found
BOOGER
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 24/08/2026
The irony is I’ve been to very few major cities on this map.
A colored map of the marking states I’ve visited, lived, or traveled through.

Lived: California, Ohio, Florida
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 12/08/2026
Look at this absolute princess
A brown tabby asleep atop a pile of red and blue pillows
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 06/08/2026
What the actual hell Radia
A brown tabby who’s climbed all the way to the top of a screen door so she can sniff at a cobweb.  The background is a mess of redwoods and tanoak shrubs aka woods.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 25/07/2026
A pencil drawing on white paper of a closeup of a woman who’s clearly naked and touching herself.  There’s no explicit nudity, but it’s clearly sexual.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 22/07/2026
A brown tabby laying on her back on a crisp white blanket .  Her back feet are splayed wide showing a orange, inviting belly.  If you ignore that her foot position is perfect for kicking the shit out of you.  Her front paws are akimbo and lazy.  Her big amber eyes are focused intently on the camera, luring the weak to their doom (muhahahaha).
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 28/06/2026
I drew an Ada
A pencil drawing of a white cats.  White cats are really goddamn hard to draw in pencil on white paper.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 26/06/2026
Got damn these were good
Two tacos on a plate.  There’s a small bowl of salsa rojo on the plate
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 24/06/2026
Quack quack motherfuckers
A small, transparent duck on a white table cloth
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 18/06/2026
Success!
A orange pin cushion made out of felt.  The overall shape is a pyramid that spent the weekend at the state fair eating all the yummy foods.  There’s a bunch of pins stuck into it.  The pins have white heads.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 13/06/2026
How I’m spending my evening
A pic of Oracle Park in SF from the visiting side club seats
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 09/06/2026
Well this is unexpected
SANTA CRUZ COUNTY
AP estimates
CANDIDATE
VOTES
70% of votes counted
PCT
Tom Steyer DEM
22,413
33.0%
Xavier Becerra DEM
22,387
32.9%
Steve Hilton GOP
10,471
15.4%
Matt Mahan DEM
3,433
5.0%
Katie Porter DEM
3,357
4.9%
Chad Dianan nan
つつつ1
100/
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 01/06/2026
This little dude came to say hey tonight
A grey/brown tabby shorthair cat loaf if front of a parked car tire
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 23/05/2026
Hey @faineg.bsky.social, if your ever around the Santa Cruz area, there’s a really excellent Cambodian food place called Jia Telles in Scotts Valley. Absolutely delightful!
Two plates of food and a bowl of soup on a dark table.  One plate in the foreground has tamarind noodles with beef.  Two chicken kebabs are on the second plate.  The bowl contains hot and sour soup with mini corn and enoki mushrooms.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 19/05/2026
I know a guy who’s got some experience with fascists in bunkers
Lee Marvin and some extras in a still from The Dirty Dozen.  They’re all dressed in WW2 era brown fatigues in front of a forest background
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 15/05/2026
**I know this anecdote seems to violate my rule of not giving enough detail to identify the dancers, but in this case it's OK because more than one of them was pregnant.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 11/05/2026
I saw momma duck!
A grassy bank in the foreground.  From top left to bottom right runs a ditch about 5’ wide and about 2’ deep with a muddy bottom.  Two ducks are swimming astern of each other.  A larger mallard and a female.  The mallard gas an orange bill, black head with white collar.  The body is battleship grey on top, white to grey underneath.  The tailfeathers are primarily black with a prominent white stripe.  The female has a dark bill, grey-brown base feathers with some white and black on the wings.  The far bank is shady and covered with some sort of overhanging bush.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 06/05/2026
I made thing.
It’s a small pouch about 2.5”x 5.5”.  It’s made of a white Aida fabric with a lining of bright orange felt.  The pouch is a neat rectangular shape.  The front of the pouch is mostly filled with a Cypress tree motif in dark blue and sky blue.  The tree i surrounded by a crenellated border facing out in pink.  There’s a checkerboard motif at the bottom just above a running seam that’s closing the bottom.

The top is finished with a whip stitch and a back stitch that’s holding the lining in place.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 01/05/2026
My parents aren't on Bluesky, but I'm still going to wish them a happy 50TH(!) wedding anniversary!
A couple standing on a balcony with their arms around each other.  He is wearing a floral print shirt and jean shorts.  His hair is almost white.  The shirt is blue.  He wears glasses with slightly dark lenses.  She has brown hair, medium length.  She is wearing a peach shirt and dark capri.  The background is a calm ocean just after sunset.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 25/04/2026
Nobody is illegal on stole land mothefuckers
The AIM improved sign on Alcatraz that says “Indians Welcome” and “Indian Land” with a eagle pictogram under it. 

The original sign has been painted over to say “United Indian Property” and “allowed ashore without a pass”
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 18/04/2026
This stuff fucks
A bright mango colored can labeled Martinelli’s Mango 1868 Hard Cider.  It’s on a white table, with a pair of embroidery scissors
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 13/04/2026
I really like how this Star of Bethlehem turned out
A tatreez star of Bethlehem in sky blue with border and accents in royal blue.  The star is four groups of two mirrored rhomboids with points towards the corners of a square.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 05/04/2026
Finished!
A Damascus rose in red, with a close border in light blue that details the rose petals.  The whole rose is enclosed by a square border with small crenelations around it, also in light blue
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 27/03/2026
Found this earlier
The mines self-destruct after a preset time which can be set to 4 hours, 15 hours or 15 days. Any that do not will become disabled after 40 days when the batteries discharge fully. The self-destruct time is set just prior to aircraft takeoff using a simple selector switch on the dispenser. During the Gulf War the dud rate for this system was significant; in one of seven Kuwaiti battlefield sectors there were
205 BLU-91 and 841 BLU-92 duds. Given that
89,235 BLU-91 and 27,535 BLU-92 mines were used during the Gulf War, this represents a dud rate of somewhere between 0.5 and 2% for the BLU-91 and to 6 to 21% for the BLU-92."1] Additionally, Conventional Munition Systems Inc. minefield clearing personnel reported dud
GATOR mines detonating with no apparent triggering event, and speculated that the extreme heat of the Kuwait desert may have triggered detonation."]
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 24/03/2026
Moar progress
A small wooden hoop holding a square of Aida cloth with a Damascus Rose embroidered upon it.  The rose pedals are ruby red and the flower border is baby blue.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 22/03/2026
Ive been doing a thing
A tateez (cross stitched) Damascus rose in red still in the hoop
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 12/03/2026
Lewis Hamilton and his mom traveling for the start of the F1 season is the dopamine I needed. They're just so dang adorable!
Lewis Hamilton and his mom with their backs to the camera walking side-by-side down an elevated wooden walkway in a mountainous, scrub-and-pine landscape.  He has his arm around her shoulder, and she has her arm around his waist.  They're both dressed casually, with Lewis in a Ferrari red t-shirt.  HIs mom has a brown jumper tied around her waist.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 07/03/2026
Screenshot from Reddit /r/nfl of all places.  User is flared with Broncos and Bills NFL team logos.

* EggplantAlpinism 53 points 12 hours ago
Hegseth is just AI slop karl rove
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 01/03/2026
I touched some grass today
A doughy white guy with a blonde/red/grey beard and hair and blue eyes wearing a Black Diamond 1500 headlamp in blue.  A giant open mouth grin on his face and big delicious dimples on the cheek
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 27/02/2026
Pretty pretty precious princess
A white cat is laying on her side.  Her front paws are coquettishly crossed and she’s looking to camera right.  Her eyes dark but knowing.  Ears erect.  She’s using a fluffy orange blanket as a pillow
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 27/02/2026
I got put in timeout for this
Signal Chat screenshot

Friend: Brat
Me: Mmmhm
Me: This is gonna be my brat summer
Friend: Haha
Friend: What are your brat plans
Me: I was thinking of splitting them in half lengthwise and giving them a hard sear and serving with some sauerkraut or sauteed cabbage
Friend: angry GIF
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 21/02/2026
Radia has found the sun
A brown tabby laying on a grey plaid fleece blanket on top of a fuzzy orange textured blanket. A sun beam is highlighting her bright  amber eyes
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 20/02/2026
Here. Have a cookie.
Three 55g (4”) chocolate chip oatmeal cookies on a piece of aluminum foil.  All the cookies are touching because I’m bad at spacing.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 08/02/2026
Like cmon!
Valterri Bottas in Merc F1 team kit, holding a microphone.  Big smile on his face and bottle blonde mullet on glorious display.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 31/01/2026
Same Radia, same.
A fuzzy orange blanket is laying over a dark, dusty blue sheet on a bed .  There’s a big folded over bit with the head a brown tabby just sticking out.  She is completely ensconced in a blanket nest
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 10/01/2026
I think Radia is cold.
A brown tabby who’s covered everything but half her face with a fuzzy orange blanket.  A look of “dude turn on the heat” upon her kitty face.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 08/01/2026
Don’t be a punk, hand whip your cream.
A glass bowl with a slice of dutch apple pie and fluffy, whipped cream.  The whip cream is a gorgeous glossy puffy pile of perfection, clearly hand whipped.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 05/01/2026
Ada is sick of my shit today
A white cat sleeping on a subwoofer.  She’s got a paw across her face and nose buried.  Her ears are pointed towards the camera.  It’s the body posture of a cat who’s done with dad’s constant sitting and standing from the couch, her usual napping spot.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 30/12/2025
This is a bad pic of it, but I’m totally geeked to hang this print of @stellerarts.com’s Scientifically Accurate Star on my wall!
A framed picture on a slightly not white wall.  The artwork is a painting of a golden star-shaped shiny mylar balloon with a very charming smiley face.  The background of the artwork is a gorgeously rendered star field.  Dr Brock deftly captures the specular reflection of light off the shiny surface of the balloon which makes it look almost like a photo.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 28/12/2025
Ok fortune cookie ok
A fortune cookie ticket with “If you don’y stand for something, you’ll fall for anything”
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