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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c:

@vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy
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blep I do computer things sometimes and the brain blasts made me queer. "Little Miss Always Late" maybe sometimes occassionally hornypost on main, but it'll be […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ transfem.social/@vlpatton, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 2h
playing a male barbarian in a party where only one of them even knows I'm transgender and pulling out my deepest voice for the RP to completely stunlock them all.
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 3h
chat. it is done. I have ADHD. ~~now just a few more weeks and I'll be able to get an Rx for medication~~
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 4h
they should make girls that are in my arms i think
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Cody :collar: :verified_paw: @cody.catboy.baby · 14h
tbh
Picture of a sad cat with the caption:
What do you do for a living? 
I do my best
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 16h
exploding the haters in my mind rn. 9/10 doctors recommend this strategy, and I'm exploding the 10th one in my mind rn.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
nighty night, fedi ​:neofox_flop_sleep:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
what do you do when you spend more time trying to decide what to do rather than just... doing something
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
[food/eating mentioned] the sisyphean task of making sure I eat _something_ at least twice a day so I don't collapse
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
they should invent magical girl transformations where instead of a girl becoming magical, my living space becomes clean
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
[all caps, age "verification", violent] I FUCKING HATE AGE GATED INTERNET CONTENT. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GIVE YOU MY FUCKING ID. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, PARENTS SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR KIDS, AND NOT THESE FUCKING MEGA TECH CORPS. I WANT TO USE A FORK TO SCRAPE THEIR EYES OUT AND FEED THEM […]
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
[caps, oh] AYZEE, YOU'RE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
debating voice acting, but I'm mot really disciplined enough to actually work on a lot of my creative projects to completion, so... will probably never happen ​:neofox_up:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
[minor ph-] had to go to a high school homecoming football¹ game, and now my head hurts ​:neofox_sad:​ ¹American football
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Tara Price @taraprice.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
As an atheist, a supporter of the Establishment Clause, and a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple, I approve this message. 🤘 www.404media.co/it-is-done-hail-sat…
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'It Is Done. Hail Satan:' City Immediately Regrets New Religious Liberty Law That Allows Prayer at City Council Meeting
Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
vldice v0.1.0-pre2 is tagged!!! take a look at the changelogs for additions and fixes since v0.1.0-pre1! I have thoroughly enjoyed writing this so far, and I have a lot of stuff planned for performance and ergonomics. for now tho, v0.1.0-pre2 is ready! primary things to note are the license […]
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Emily :verifiedtrans::verifiedpansexual::therian: @emilycat.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Normalize content warning use ​:menhera_bongo:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
ooo crazy idea for vldice: parallelized look ahead for dice rolls. due to the syntax of dice rolls using vldice, even if it's semantically correct in the runtime to have a program which has dependencies for dice rolls (e.g multiply two numbers then use that for the count), it is syntactically […]
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
too distracted by gay thoughts to focus on writing software ​:neofox_googly_woozy:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
[OH, POTS shitpost] every POTS girly needs a pre-shower pickle
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
this just in: girl forgets her E shot 3rd day in a row
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
waow,,, women,,,,
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
chat help idk how to talk to girls without either infodumping or talking about really depressing topics, save me /silly
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
self oh: how can I turn this into yuri?
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
[shitpost, religion mentioned, mildly lewd I suppose, "sodomy"] it's a shame I'm not an atheist. I can't call myself a godless sodomite in full truth ​:neofox_pensive:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
[mildly hyperbolic violence] hiccups are pure evil and I want whoever invented them to explode into 1000 pieces
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
[shitpost] it's transphobic that I have to stand up to go to bed when I'm so eepy ough I just wanna nap,,,,
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
throuple of a sub, dom, and switch who never has sex together the same way twice. is this anything.
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
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Emily :verifiedtrans::verifiedpansexual::therian: @emilycat.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Can anyone suggest a good mobile application for pleroma instances? I need one for my new alt. Boosts are appreciated ​:neocat_floof_cute:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
[silly, "slur," subpost] am I gonna get cancelled for saying "bad dog" to the trans boy posting "six seven" on my tl
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solo @solonovamax.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
searching for if there's a way to return from the calling function inside a lambda and found this disgusting code static constexpr auto xmin = 1; static constexpr auto xmax = 5; const auto check_range = [](const int x) { if (x < xmin || x > xmax) throw false […]
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
[suggestive/lewd? idrk] yknow I forget how easily people can turn me into a blushing mess barely able to form proper sentences ​:neofox_blush_hide:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
nighty night fedi ​:neofox_flop_sleep:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
okay this may end up being harder than I thought bc of how distracted I am by a number of different things in my life atm 💀
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
new changes for vldice!! fixed point fractional value support has been added! save-half now works correctly! you can also input fractional values (e.g 1.5) in most places (dice only allow positive integer values tho!). lucky dice are now functional also! this is sometimes called halfling dice […]
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
if you lick girls enough, do they start dissolving like sugar?they're very sweet, so I think testing this theory is absolutely necessary ​:neofox_blep:​
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
[mild deltarot] (to the tune of the "driving in my car" parody of _ASGORE_ by Toby Fox) laying in my bed when the day's hard hey that plush is shaped like a shark
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
letting wheatley watch after i equip the portal gun
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[us politics, flock] keep seeing stories of cities taking down flock and then erecting axon in its place.
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[us politics, flock] i just hope there is the same amount of pushback on axon's competing ALPRs as there is on flock.
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
holy fuck I'm so gay,,,
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[OH, yearning] "Things are simpler when the heart does not ache"
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[OH] "i made a spreadsheet yesterday to determine point-dollar conversion for panera rewards to figure out the beat deals" - my girlfriend holy autism, batman! /lh
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[uspol, elections/voting] even if you think the democrats are bad (which they absolutely are for various reasons!), if you don't want trump to continue his tirade against everything good in this world, I implore you to vote blue if you are eligible. damage control should be our primary […]
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b4ux1t3 :trek_ds9_sisko:#1️⃣ @b4ux1t3.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
So, uh, job search update: About a month ago now, I pleaded on mastodon for help. I didn’t really have a goal in mind. I was just miserable at work, not getting paid enough to do too much work. I posted a big long, rambling post that ended with, effectively, “will someone please help me” A […]
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
the hope posting will continue until morale improves!!!
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Ayzee :verifiedtrans: :verifiedbi: :neofox_3c: @vlpatton.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[mildly politics I think, hope-posting] laziness is a concept invented by those in power to convince people that only the ones they deem as "good workers" deserve anything, and that anyone else is a moral failure. they do this to distract all of us from the real moral failure that is their […]
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lea @lea.ordinary.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
If you/your project is affected by DigitalOcean stopping their OSS credits program, please shoot me a PM immediately. Might be able to help. Boosts for visibility would be appreciated. #foss #linux
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
fun fall activities! - Forfeit your corporeal form - Make a deal with an ancient deity - Grow another pair of eyes - Run away from society - Become The Thing in the woods - Continue haunting this Earth for millennia to come
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