Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 12hMy "This is not a joke" campaign ad has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my campaign ad. 040
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 12hPerforming in front of a giant neon sign that says "sorry" isn't an apology! 010
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 13hBruce Blakeman, "what if Kathy Hochul was a hot goth chick" isn't a winning message. 030
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 04/10/2026what if we kissed on the bench commemorating the 2016 acquisition of Time Warner Cable by Charter Spectrum. 041
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026"Blue Ribbon" isn't expanding, Wonder will just start stocking their frozen chicken fingers. @eater.bsky.social 010
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026OH THE STATE OF NEW YORK HAS AN OFFICIAL ANSWER ON THIS. 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026anyway, never forget that Errol will block you on social media when you remind people his wife worked on Eric Adam's campaign. 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026Yes, the woman who couldn't even get a sign with her own name spelled properly "outwitted" her opponents. 210
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 01/10/2026Alejandro González Iñárritu will always be Guillermo and Alphonso's annoying friend. 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 26/09/2026a few months ago, I saw a woman get a MAGA text saying “this is Rudy Giuliani! They are coming to get me! I need your help!” And I was like “who would fall for that”. Anyway. 040
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 25/09/2026this driver drove around the barrier onto the orchard street open street and crept up on me. THEY DROVE ONTO THE SIDEWALK AND AROUND THE BARRIER. 263
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 24/09/2026I have my principles. www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/23/b... 1194
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026“New York’s hottest club is the BKDems organizational meeting…” 140
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026The Brooklyn Dems meeting is filled with a bunch of AI slop where the corrupt power hungry chair person misspelled her own name. 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026It's about time that people are getting mad at the lines of cars that just sit around the east vill...wait people are mad about lines of people? Really? 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 22/09/2026can someone explain to me why bruce blakeman wears so many bracelets 000
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 22/09/2026I mean that shirt merely kinda looked like semen, this one was implied to be actual semen. 250
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 20/09/2026weird shit you see when you subscribe to the Reddit for competitive Rubik’s Cube solving. 030
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 20/09/2026love went a well designed flier is posted next to ai slop. 120
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 18/09/2026Gotta say, it was pretty satisfying to see the sticker on this $200K Mercedes with 28 No Parking violations. 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 17/09/2026It's kind of crazy that in 2008, these two actors were at the same level of fame to play 'Jim Carrey's two best friends' in the completely forgettable comedy "Yes Man". 010
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 17/09/2026weird flex for a magazine about the art of sign making tbh 000
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026sounds like the compromise was “cafe with restroom” and the NIMBYs were like “no we want gross port a potties”. 010
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026"it's too cold to bike here all year long" "its too hot to bike here all year long" fucking goldilocks situation 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026"Spending money on transit is a waste because no one has spent money on transit yet" my brain is broken. 142
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026did they just get a public bathroom killed in greenpoint 020
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026sometimes you are just on the wiki page for a rando cereal and come across an incredibly cursed sentence 060
Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 15/09/2026with the 9/11 anniversary last week, I spent a lot of time telling this story. I wrote it up a few years ago. yes, this happened. 1579