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Steve Flack

@vitaminsteve.com
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 12h
My "This is not a joke" campaign ad has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my campaign ad.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 12h
Performing in front of a giant neon sign that says "sorry" isn't an apology!
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 13h
Bruce Blakeman, "what if Kathy Hochul was a hot goth chick" isn't a winning message.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 04/10/2026
what if we kissed on the bench commemorating the 2016 acquisition of Time Warner Cable by Charter Spectrum.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026
cool CTE the game.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026
"Blue Ribbon" isn't expanding, Wonder will just start stocking their frozen chicken fingers. @eater.bsky.social
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026
OH THE STATE OF NEW YORK HAS AN OFFICIAL ANSWER ON THIS.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026
anyway, never forget that Errol will block you on social media when you remind people his wife worked on Eric Adam's campaign.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026
Yes, the woman who couldn't even get a sign with her own name spelled properly "outwitted" her opponents.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 02/10/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 01/10/2026
Alejandro González Iñárritu will always be Guillermo and Alphonso's annoying friend.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 01/10/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 29/09/2026
Cursed Blunt Rotation.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 27/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 26/09/2026
He sure is.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 26/09/2026
a few months ago, I saw a woman get a MAGA text saying “this is Rudy Giuliani! They are coming to get me! I need your help!” And I was like “who would fall for that”. Anyway.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 25/09/2026
this driver drove around the barrier onto the orchard street open street and crept up on me. THEY DROVE ONTO THE SIDEWALK AND AROUND THE BARRIER.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 25/09/2026
I dont want to be here anymore
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 25/09/2026
jaywalking saves lives.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 25/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 24/09/2026
I have my principles. www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/23/b...
Tech glitches, a medical emergency and various other delays meant the meeting, which was supposed to start at 10:00 a.m., didn’t kick off until 3:30 p.m., to the chagrin of numerous attendees.

“Obviously these things are designed to make you frustrated and want to leave,” said Steve Flack, a county committee member who pledged to stick around until the end, no matter how long it took. 

“I’m here for the whole run. I’m running on spite.”
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026
“New York’s hottest club is the BKDems organizational meeting…”
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026
She misspelled her own name.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026
…ahem…”Bichoote”.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026
The Brooklyn Dems meeting is filled with a bunch of AI slop where the corrupt power hungry chair person misspelled her own name.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 23/09/2026
It's about time that people are getting mad at the lines of cars that just sit around the east vill...wait people are mad about lines of people? Really?
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 22/09/2026
can someone explain to me why bruce blakeman wears so many bracelets
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 22/09/2026
I mean that shirt merely kinda looked like semen, this one was implied to be actual semen.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 22/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 22/09/2026
“Hidden by Instagram”
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 20/09/2026
weird shit you see when you subscribe to the Reddit for competitive Rubik’s Cube solving.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 20/09/2026
I dunno be fucking nice to each other?
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 20/09/2026
love went a well designed flier is posted next to ai slop.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 19/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 18/09/2026
when the edible kicks in
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 18/09/2026
Gotta say, it was pretty satisfying to see the sticker on this $200K Mercedes with 28 No Parking violations.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 17/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that in 2008, these two actors were at the same level of fame to play 'Jim Carrey's two best friends' in the completely forgettable comedy "Yes Man".
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 17/09/2026
weird flex for a magazine about the art of sign making tbh
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 17/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 17/09/2026
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 17/09/2026
www.westsiderag.com/2026/08/13/a...
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026
sounds like the compromise was “cafe with restroom” and the NIMBYs were like “no we want gross port a potties”.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026
"it's too cold to bike here all year long" "its too hot to bike here all year long" fucking goldilocks situation
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026
"Spending money on transit is a waste because no one has spent money on transit yet" my brain is broken.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026
"1985-2009" No comment.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026
did they just get a public bathroom killed in greenpoint
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 16/09/2026
sometimes you are just on the wiki page for a rando cereal and come across an incredibly cursed sentence
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 15/09/2026
with the 9/11 anniversary last week, I spent a lot of time telling this story. I wrote it up a few years ago. yes, this happened.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 14/09/2026
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