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When you get to Hell, tell 'em I sent you! & then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience

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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 2h
The minimum wage has been stagnant for 17 years but yea, let’s get excited about a flying tesla when y’all can’t even use a turning lane correctly.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The bird after finding out it’s not going to live at Kelly Clarksons house
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Zacharia’s employer describes her previous position quite a bit differently than she does.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The internet after Ukraine bombed the Yandex data centers.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course it’s shaped like this
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait this is so funny because these hats are literally saying that they’re NOT cis, so they ARE trans
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I pray to God this is true
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buffy tried to warn us…
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arrest Susan Sarandon but don’t arrest Benjamin Netenyahu. United States: the country where humanity is criminalized and fascists are celebrated
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fox News standing in solidarity with CNN over first amendment violations by this administration feels like a fever dream
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I said America was becoming Black Mirror, this was not the episode I was thinking of...
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel 15 minutes before his hearing today:
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell leaving his house to return to the Senate floor
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch returns on Monday, everyone! Here's a preview.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
feel free to use this where appropriate
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Republicans at the convention after seeing the Hasan Piker photo on the jumbotron.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Get in, babe. We're going to bully fascists, return our library books, and get a sweet treat.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's getting darker earlier but it's still 95 degrees out
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
America, at what point do you guys, like, revolt?
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The American dream is commuting to the office 1.5 hours each way for 40 years
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"just don't go" is so real 💀 like we need to bring back the art of common sense + minding your own business 😍
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My face when they announce another food recall
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I didn’t have “Fox News runs free ads for Nixon” on my bingo card
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Blueberries have just been recalled in the US due to E.Coli contamination. It’s literally an additional product category getting recalled everyday at this point.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mitch McConnell continuing his recovery at home.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me after spending 50 minutes telling my therapist about a deeply traumatic experience
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trump to Karoline Leavitt when she tried to get on his plane.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dear diary:
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gay people: still here. Muslims: still here. Andy Ogles’ congressional career: not so much. Thoughts and prayers bitch . 💅
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mitch McConnell being "discharged" from a rehab facility.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every sane person right now about Mitch McConnell:
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Waking up from a dream about wicker
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
World Market employee when the 20th person asks where the wicker section is
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
me watching ariana grande do whatever the fuck she wants
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is all a plan from Big Movie to get us to thirst for dry grass because all our water is being used up. (It’s working.)
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey quick reminder: Dr. Fauci didn’t issue any COVID mandates because, by law, he couldn’t. Hope that helps.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
company: we’re hiring! me: *applies* company:
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
People in Utah like to claim that it’s always been hot in Utah during the summer, & that these miserable heat waves are completely normal. They are, of course, either lying or delusional. Data exists, but climate deniers obviously struggle with reading.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Happy Sunday to everyone who believes Mike Johnson should be in prison.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They just added eggs from Kroger to the recalls. We can’t have veggies. We can’t have garlic powder. We can’t have eggs. God, if you want me to just eat not too crispy bacon with the curly ends & chocolate, just tell me…
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thank you to whoever turned on the Nancy Grace signal 🦇
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All this talk about dead voters and SNAP recipients while Mitch McConnell’s corpse collects a salary.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
These air quality alerts
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The “fresh produce” in the grocery stores right now—
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sir, a second ear has been pierced at Claire’s
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Imagine how baffled executives at Claire's must be right now.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It appears they now have photos of the people who vandalized the reflecting pool.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We go now to a live shot of the Senate returning to session after a long summer recess
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He is explosive diarrhea personified
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kelly Rowland has been trying to get in contact with Mitch McConnell to no avail
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