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@br0wnson

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When you get to Hell, tell 'em I sent you! & then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience

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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 2h
Maybe the exit interview shouldn’t be the first time somebody asks an employee what was wrong.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 17h
The president just invited another country to attack the second and eighth largest cities in this country and the news will forget about it by Wednesday.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 17h
French workers staged nationwide strikes over the government raising the retirement age by two years, to 64. Meanwhile, America is watching everything happening right in front of us and doing absolutely nothing.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gun pointed to your presidents head, name a vegetable!
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a kid, I did believe that the Martha from Martha’s Vineyard was Martha Stewart
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And for Trump's next act, he's probably going to invite the Cornell 7 to the White House and feed them McDonald's
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're upset about the Cornell 7 but voted for Trump...YOU'RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buffy tried to warn us…
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Greetings to everyone who doesn’t need to declare martial law just to avoid the humiliation of losing an election.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arrest Susan Sarandon but don’t arrest Benjamin Netenyahu. United States: the country where humanity is criminalized and fascists are celebrated
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hot take: antivaxxers should have to pay higher insurance premiums just like smokers
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not gonna say it’s perfection, but the Danish delegation having “Send in the Clowns" playing on the playlist as Marco Rubio entered to sign Denmark/Greenland stuff is very, very well played.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you’re having a bad day, just remember ICE agents are getting fired and now have to pay back their $50,000 signing bonuses.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok, so we’re at the state run media stage of fascism now. Got it. “Trump TV” after banning all the news stations he doesn’t like
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fox News standing in solidarity with CNN over first amendment violations by this administration feels like a fever dream
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I said America was becoming Black Mirror, this was not the episode I was thinking of...
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash Patel 15 minutes before his hearing today:
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's band, which is consists of Irish musicians, just left his tour due to the silencing of Macklemore. The Irish do not f*ck with genocide deniers
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is everyone acting all surprised that McConnell seems weird now? Nobody comes back normal from the Pet Sematary.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hate him or hate him, you have to admit that mitch mcconnell made a very strong case for term limits today.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell leaving his house to return to the Senate floor
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch returns on Monday, everyone! Here's a preview.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Kirk had been a child killed in a mass shooting, the world would’ve forgotten him by now.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Republicans at the convention after seeing the Hasan Piker photo on the jumbotron.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump hasn't even paid ICE agents their $50,000 sign-up bonuses, he won't pay his bribe to voters either.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mitch McConnell's medical team says, after 85 days of being out of sight, that he is "still having issues with breathing." This is a very common side effect to not being alive.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Get in, babe. We're going to bully fascists, return our library books, and get a sweet treat.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ACAB includes ‘1776’ commemorative Utah license plates.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The VPN law in Utah goes into effect tomorrow 9/3. Accessing any website where more than 1/3rd of the content is of an "adult" nature will be illegal, even if the user is using a VPN to make it appear they are not in Utah. It is up to the website to block access.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The FDA has recalled salmonella for containing chicken
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's getting darker earlier but it's still 95 degrees out
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is Mitch McConnell officially dead yet or is he still jammed into a junk drawer somewhere pretending to be alive?
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Ontario gets its name from the Indigenous Wyandot (Huron) and Iroquoian word Ontarí'io or oniatarí:io, which translates to "great lake" or "lake of shining waters". Lake America gets its name from a shit covered pedophile.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
America, at what point do you guys, like, revolt?
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The American dream is commuting to the office 1.5 hours each way for 40 years
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and Tim Curry in the same week is homophobic
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"just don't go" is so real 💀 like we need to bring back the art of common sense + minding your own business 😍
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Why don't you believe in God?" Because Dolly died before Trump did.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Death certificates are kept private for 75 years as per D.C. law. That’s likely how long we’ll have to wait to find out when Mitch really dropped dead.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Eight data centers in Gary have power, while the residents DO NOT!!!! Make it make sense!
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At this point, Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The FDA just recalled the white house, there's a parasite in it.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They’re soft launching famine in the United States...
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My face when they announce another food recall
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I didn’t have “Fox News runs free ads for Nixon” on my bingo card
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Blueberries have just been recalled in the US due to E.Coli contamination. It’s literally an additional product category getting recalled everyday at this point.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That Penn State drug trafficking ring was so white, they sold it in a tote bag.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mitch McConnell continuing his recovery at home.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gary is without power. Hawaii is getting hammered by historic weather. Food recalls keep piling up. North Korea is suddenly a buddy. Even the dog food is unsafe. And the president is taking shelter in a catering truck. This isn’t governance. It’s a fucking national blooper reel.
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@br0wnson @visualc0mfort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I could really go for another submarine full of billionaires imploding on itself
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