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@visitauguste.bsky.social
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Come visit Auguste today, see the sunny skies, sandy beaches, and most importantly, @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social! (Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)

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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1m
I called in a favor from a certain mad scientist. That shot I fired off was the first field test, but I'd say it went pretty well.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 34m
But, yeah, I definitely need to up my game! I have to show her how much I love her!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1h
Even when we were kids, she used to talk about Auguste aaaall the time.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1h
Whisking's... something you enjoy with all five senses... Huff...
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 2h
Take this! And this! How dare you ruin my dream vacation with Meg!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 2h
W-wait! I want it!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3h
Th-those two's relationship... is what, exactly? "Expose"... what? His feelings?
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3h
Nobody gets to trauma bond with my Meg but me! Don't try to get all chummy with her just 'cause you've had it rough too!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, thanks for the random lecture, weirdo, but I'll be supporting Meg til death do us part! So, BACK OFF!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 4h
Mari using her shark launcher on Gran in GBVSR
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5h
Absolutely not. You could start a forest fire—while Meg is still out there, too.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5h
And now that you have your treat, you can pass it onto Meg and spare yourself a trick!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6h
But look at her now—she's ripped enough to be a fitness model, turns monsters into minced meat, and can merge her arm with a shark.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6h
Margaret here's a friend back home. But we call her Meg for short.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 7h
I'd be happy to have a wedding with Meg every day if I could!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 7h
Meeeg!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8h
Since that whole mess made me realize how amazing Meg is, I'm honestly grateful!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8h
Meg's already spent too much time dealing with redonkulous creatures! You're the last thing she needs on her plate!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 9h
Lucky you, Meg. You'll finally have the peaceful Auguste vacation you've always wanted.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 9h
All good! You're the cutest girl in the skies, Meg!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10h
Come on, Meg. Lay out this towel and lie down over there, will you? You too, Deliford.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10h
I... I see. So Deliford likes someone called Sandalphon...
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 11h
Huh? Wh-who are you? Why would I be electrocuted?
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 11h
For me, every year is the Year of Meg! One day, Auguste will construct a statue honoring Meg, too!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12h
Enjoying the sauna, everyone?
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12h
My poor Meg... I want to take you into my arms and comfort you right this second... I want to stroke your hair in bed with all my love...
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 13h
Mari hugging Ursula
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 13h
I think what it boils down to is I wanted to prove to you that I was pulling my weight as the new chairperson, and I ended up overcompensating in other ways.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14h
The evolved art for Mari's card in Shadowverse: Worlds Beyond, depicting her sitting on a hammock by the beach at sunset with a colourful drink hin her hand, surrounded by flowers
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14h
Whoops, sorry. Guess I only had eyes for Meg.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 15h
Meg, trapped in a cage: Hey, Mari... I'm starting to think that there's something strange about this village!Mari: (You're just realizing that now?)Mari: Yeah totally. It's a pretty strange village. Nothing gets past you, Meg!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 15h
These are called vihta. They're bundles of leaves from trees that grow in certain cold regions.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 16h
A cartoon bunny saying "This person makes me happy!!" with an arrow pointing to Meg's valentines day art
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 16h
Really? Oh, Meg... If only we could've done some one-on-one lessons...
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 17h
It's times like these when you hit the mall!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 17h
Not just the ocean. Your smile is back to how it used to be too, Meg.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 18h
Hnnngh, she's just too cool! Sweep me off my feet! Marry me right now!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 18h
Meg~! Oh, just where have you been~?
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 19h
Mari and Meg waving while holding hands at the beach
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 19h
I was all gung ho about jumping right in, but I've never looked for things to do just because they were "normal."
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 20h
Meg, Mari, and Ursula standing together. Meg looks stoic while Mari has a huge smile on her face while holding a drink
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 20h
All right, I'll give it everything I've got then! I'll show you just what it means to be a whiskmeister!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 21h
Don't forget the Spear of Mari!
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 21h
All right, I'll begin with some light beating.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 22h
She's into blondes with clear eyes who look moody and, hear this, stand for all that's righteous.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 22h
Shred that dumb outfit right off him! Though I really don't want to see this freak naked...
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 23h
Seems like Ursula doesn't know where Meg went either. If she did, she would've brought her back.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 23h
Really? Oh, Meg... If only we could've done some one-on-one lessons...
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I already have a soulmate in mind for myself.
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Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You idiot! Get back up here!
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