Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1mI called in a favor from a certain mad scientist. That shot I fired off was the first field test, but I'd say it went pretty well. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 34mBut, yeah, I definitely need to up my game! I have to show her how much I love her! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1hEven when we were kids, she used to talk about Auguste aaaall the time. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1hWhisking's... something you enjoy with all five senses... Huff... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 2hTake this! And this! How dare you ruin my dream vacation with Meg! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3hTh-those two's relationship... is what, exactly? "Expose"... what? His feelings? 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3hNobody gets to trauma bond with my Meg but me! Don't try to get all chummy with her just 'cause you've had it rough too! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 4hYeah, thanks for the random lecture, weirdo, but I'll be supporting Meg til death do us part! So, BACK OFF! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5hAbsolutely not. You could start a forest fire—while Meg is still out there, too. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5hAnd now that you have your treat, you can pass it onto Meg and spare yourself a trick! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6hBut look at her now—she's ripped enough to be a fitness model, turns monsters into minced meat, and can merge her arm with a shark. 010
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6hMargaret here's a friend back home. But we call her Meg for short. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 7hI'd be happy to have a wedding with Meg every day if I could! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8hSince that whole mess made me realize how amazing Meg is, I'm honestly grateful! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8hMeg's already spent too much time dealing with redonkulous creatures! You're the last thing she needs on her plate! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 9hLucky you, Meg. You'll finally have the peaceful Auguste vacation you've always wanted. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10hCome on, Meg. Lay out this towel and lie down over there, will you? You too, Deliford. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10hI... I see. So Deliford likes someone called Sandalphon... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 11hFor me, every year is the Year of Meg! One day, Auguste will construct a statue honoring Meg, too! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12hMy poor Meg... I want to take you into my arms and comfort you right this second... I want to stroke your hair in bed with all my love... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 13hI think what it boils down to is I wanted to prove to you that I was pulling my weight as the new chairperson, and I ended up overcompensating in other ways. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 15hThese are called vihta. They're bundles of leaves from trees that grow in certain cold regions. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 16hReally? Oh, Meg... If only we could've done some one-on-one lessons... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 17hNot just the ocean. Your smile is back to how it used to be too, Meg. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 18hHnnngh, she's just too cool! Sweep me off my feet! Marry me right now! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 19hI was all gung ho about jumping right in, but I've never looked for things to do just because they were "normal." 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 20hAll right, I'll give it everything I've got then! I'll show you just what it means to be a whiskmeister! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 22hShe's into blondes with clear eyes who look moody and, hear this, stand for all that's righteous. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 22hShred that dumb outfit right off him! Though I really don't want to see this freak naked... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 23hSeems like Ursula doesn't know where Meg went either. If she did, she would've brought her back. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 23hReally? Oh, Meg... If only we could've done some one-on-one lessons... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I already have a soulmate in mind for myself. 000