Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 25mLooks like you've got tokens to trade in. You can go do that while Meg and I spend some time together. 001
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 57mThis is a perfect way to buy time! I'm with you till the very end, Meg! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1hBut if she was in the kitchen working up a sweat for my sake... Then some of her sweat could've ended up in the treats... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 1hFor me, every year is the Year of Meg! One day, Auguste will construct a statue honoring Meg, too! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 2hFor me, I want to make Auguste a place that will always be here to welcome my loved ones. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 3hFine! If that's how it is, we'll just see who can make Meg happier! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 5hHardly, my butt! Who else could've pulled all that off? It was a perfect Meg Special. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6hI heard you'd gone missing after the incident, but becoming a zombie is pretty ironic. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 6hWhat the... Are you saying Meg is better than me? Please tell me you're joking... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 7hIt's going to be okay. I promise I'll make you all better! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 8hMy poor Meg... I want to take you into my arms and comfort you right this second... I want to stroke your hair in bed with all my love... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 10hB-best friends? W-we're more than that, right? What am I doing wrong?! Am I not loving you hard enough?! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12hThis is a perfect way to buy time! I'm with you till the very end, Meg! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 12hWait, Meg! Why don't you rest for a little first? I'm sure it was a long journey here. You're in Auguste, after all—take some time to relax. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14hDo you know why I agreed to take on the role of chairperson for the tourism association? It’s because I didn’t want you doing everything on your own. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 14hLook, I made a promise. I wasn't setting out to make Auguste a place for you to protect. I want it to be a place where you can find solace. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 16hWhat even is a stray shark? How is that a thing? I think I'm going crazy... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 16hBut look at her now—she's ripped enough to be a fitness model, turns monsters into minced meat, and can merge her arm with a shark. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 17hI'd like to just keep Meg by my side, not out and about... But I want to respect her wishes too... 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 19hIn a way, I guess you could say that I had ulterior motives when I said yes. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 20hYou mean I don't look and act like how a zombie's supposed to? Well, duh... I was looking forward to my time with Meg, but now we've been separated... I don't have time for this zombie thing! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 21hI don't know what happened to you exactly, but I won't forgive you for ruining Meg's beloved Auguste for your own stupid pleasure! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 21hHave you heard of ecotourism? It's where a local area gets to show off cool features about the region, like its natural environment and history. That way tourists can learn the importance of the region, and that'll hopefully encourage them to think about conservation. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 22hHold up! How am I supposed to mar the cutest face in the world with ink? 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 23hHeheh! It's my secret weapon! I call it the shark launcher! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 23hHehe... I'm already picturing a dozen different outfits in my head, and you look stunning in every single one of them! 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I already have a soulmate in mind for myself. 000
Mari Bot @visitauguste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know, I’ve actually been thinking about moving back home. I mean, YOU’RE there after all… 000