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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 11h

Here's what my favorite chips say on the back (they're actually really good)

The back of a bag of Dick's potato chips. Included are the nutrition facts (as to be expected), but on the side you'd expect the founder's life story or whatever, instead is a graphic of a man wearing an eyepatch giving a thumbs up. It reads "Eat a bag of Dick's!"

Below it reads "You can make Dick's get bigger! Visit www.Dickspotatochips.com to learn more"

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Honestly, I don't even think it was the video game - I just think they thought releasing on 9/9/2009 would be cute

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I really want to make fun of the "oh, so you make ONE mistake and you're out for good, huh" part but it's just too ghoulish

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the one thing they're terrified of doing most is offer AEW legitimacy, but they kinda accidentally did

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He literally does - he has inspo playlists on Spotify. Here's the one for this song open.spotify.com/playlist/2Pw...

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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Pws5RgNN4RQ6YncIKqSd4?si=jBNgch61Qy6AAosvxyN7KQ&utm_source=copy-link&pi=2HuRLquzSrOnx

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026

You don’t know what hard times are! Hard times are when textile workers are out of work, they got 4 or 5 kids, can’t pay the wages, can’t buy the food. Hard times are when a man's worked at a job 30 years, they give him a watch, kick him in the butt, say “Hey a computer took your place, daddy!"

Superman, angrily pointing at Lex in the middle of his big speech at the end of SUPERMAN (2025)

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026

"I'm gonna reach out right now. I want you at home to know, MY HAND is touching YOUR HAND for this gathering of the biggest body of people in THIS country, in THIS universe, ALL OVER THE WORLD, now. REACHING OUT. Because the LOVE that was given me at this time... I will repay you, now!"

Superman, from All-Star Superman (drawn by Frank Quitely), lifting his hand as he floats into the sky

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026

"When you walk behind, and you're not a leader, then the view never changes, baby! The view never changes, baby! The view never changes!"

Superman (David Corenswet) and Green Lantern Guy Gardner (Nathan Fillion) in a tense face-to-face standoff, bathed in the green light of the power ring, from SUPERMAN (2025)

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the scanlation i was reading at the time switched from "raito" to "light" midway through and I was so confused

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Isnt "you should trade the lives of trans people so that cus people can have a job and healthcare" kinda fascist-y

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They're counter programming his memorial show lmao

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How the fuck is Kentucky better about this than Ohio

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Ok how you know" was funny when it was a cute little in-joke, but now that he's in on it its lost all its luster. he just does it just to do it now, even when it doesn't make sense, with a big idiot grin on his face

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Probably an unpopular opinion: I genuinely hate this version of Andrade. Don't get me wrong, he puts on killer matches. But he figured out the three things people like to see out of him, and he's just hitting those buttons REPEATEDLY. It's getting very old very fast

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

4 joints, 8 beers. Blowjob to completion. Lead pipe to the back of my head

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's a good policy even OUTSIDE of AI discussions. What, you think publishers are pushing pre-orders to YOUR benefit?

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NotNite @notnite.com · 30/03/2026

I made a FFXIV mod that replaces every texture in the game with a photo of Doug Walker. welcome to FFXIV: Dougtrail

A photo of Tuliyollal, taken outside the aetheryte plaza and facing upwards towards the sea. The clouds in the sky are replaced with a faint mixture of Doug Walker 2D planes. The buildings towards the ground are built out of tiling Doug Walker textures. Due to the in-game weather and the color palette of the Dougs, everything looks very grey-brown-ish.

My FFXIV hotbars, hovering over Displacement. Every action on the hotbar is an image of Doug Walker. The action description is almost completely illegible, as it contrasts poorly against the tooltip's background of tiling Doug Walkers. The tooltip showing the action name is slightly more legible, as the background is a very stretched out photo of Doug Walker. (This is because the background textures use nine grid slicing.)

The mod folder open in KDE Dolphin. It has 1,607 files in it and uses 2 GiB of space.

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know it says "the onion" on it, but it does seem like it could be true

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL GAME STORE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

me on the new episode of game changer

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

nothing 2 joints, 8 beers, a blowjob, and a lead pipe to the back of my head can't fix

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Downtown kinda rips, honestly. the rare song that would be way worse if it was any better

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"They might be dying, but we have to look at cloths sometimes! that makes us feel yucky!!!"

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

three black pips and I still might put her in Henzie. what's the matter with me

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The show always shines when it's true to the characters, but puts them in a position they've never been in. Extremely good

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Menopause episode is genuinely one of the best episodes, not just of the King of the Hill reboot, but of the show, imo. Smart, funny, tackling uncomfortable topics that apply to everyday people in a fun way.

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

PLEASE let Ilja come out to a giant hammer and sickle on the titantron, PLEASE bill him from the Soviet Union, I'm BEGGING you tony PLEASE

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

that feels like a "Talarico" problem imo if saying things get people to not vote for him perhaps he shouldnt say those things

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I wouldn't mind so much if it was "Ps5 game ported to Switch 2!" but increasingly there are more "Switch 1 game ported to Switch 2!" and I'm supposed to be excited about that

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

you clearly need to follow more trans women

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

youre right, but also gimp fucking sucks

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i am still not entirely convinced that the whole thing isn't an extremely well constructed performance

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

(I could not possibly tell you why they went with "Spin," though)

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's purely for marketing and branding purposes. It's a show for toddlers that already struggle to say "Spider-Man." They would definitely throw a fit if they ask for "Spider-Man" for Christmas and end up with the wrong one

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you are correct, but not the way you intended

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

only the even numbered entries are good (still better than GTA)

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026

if these things come in threes the universe absolutely owes us you know what as the third at this point

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

5 milligrams per serving. Are you serious, greg

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