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Viscount Jonkeer

@viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social
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This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday.. Negative-brained twat weasel Watford FC Kate Bush fan Trans ally GNU Pterry I know where my towel is

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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll have a listen to the podcast. Got to do some gardening first
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Puts me in mind of book sellers (but with witches) Dodgy book dealers, dodgy dealings, powerful collectors.
Iain Sinclair
White Chappell Scarlet Tracings
The Dumas Club by Arturo Perez Reverte
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
The ink library is an excellent idea!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
That happens in the Hound of the Baskervilles. I suspect it was probably mentioned elsewhere as well.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
You leave Basil alone! (Expert fencer* I'll have you know) Nigel Bruce was an annoying Watson though. *swords not posts, I know you
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Oi!
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Michael Scott: Absolutely But Not Really
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Shouting at time
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Not going to make the Watford match today. Done my knee in through the magic of middle age.
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Peter Griffin's Painful Sidewalk Moment
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
Horror on the Orient Express tonoight. With @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social @oldscouserp.eurosky.social The PCs climb their way up the Bloody Tower which is filled with unspeakable horrors, and are about to find out what awaits them on the seventh floor (dun dun duuun)
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Firstly this is fucking shit and Amazon are showing they remain a nightmare for the book industry Secondly, what is it with people tagging bookshops and asking if they check for AI? Have a go at Amazon, not your local. Amazon allow AI based kindle books not high street bookshops.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
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Positive Vibes Positive Thoughts
ALT: Positive Vibes Positive Thoughts
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice! Looking forward to using this. Save on book rummaging and scraps of paper
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
Take care Kaye
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Dan Abnett is an excellent author
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Go fuck yourself Altman - the only good you can see is your bank balance www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Fat Pope says "y tho"
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
A favourite of mine.
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
TiL new words!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/535NbeFYChE?...
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Dune, Islam & Religion
YouTube video by Let's Talk Religion
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
bulletin.hds.harvard.edu/dune-or-the-...
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Dune, or the Order of Time
Convergences of messianism, religion, and politics in Frank Herbert’s Dune and Dune Messiah resonate with his time and our own. By Charles M. Stang
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organiz...
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Organizations of the Dune universe - Wikipedia
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll try and give some links to sensible discussions (not sex nuns) www.thescottsmithblog.com/2018/02/the-...
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The Theology of Dune
Ever noticed all the Christian symbolism symbols in Frank Herbert's Dune? The Orange-Catholic Bible is a clue that much lies beneath the dune-covered surface. From the Messiah-figure of the Kwisatz Ha...
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
@davepaters.bsky.social There was a guy on Twitter, don't know if he moved over here
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday
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All Quiet On The Western Front: Paul's Weary Gaze
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Yay! Here's hoping for a reasonable tiers!
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks good! JoWo nibs are nice.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Sadly the vintage pens are usually horribly overpriced and there's no real discount on modern pens at these shows. Nice to look though. Ink is a good idea - get to see what's new and save on postage. Enjoy!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Him using the term "Rothschild medical system" tells you everything you need to know.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
The best!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
TJ Hooker
Heather Locklear, James Darren and William Shatner
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Weak Bovril on the terraces?
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Marvellous Ron Manager from The Fast Show
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
How's it taste?
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Is that London WES? I expect haul posts
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
New account every 30 seconds or so.
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Star Trek: Captain Kirk and the Tribbles
ALT: Star Trek: Captain Kirk and the Tribbles
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
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Zulu: Thousands of 'Em!
ALT: Zulu: Thousands of 'Em!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
And remembered to switch on 2FA
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Just did a search for getmysocial[dot]com/lonelyjulie and preemptively blocked about 10 of them.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Famous I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille scene but it says I'm ready for my covid jab Mr Gates

I'm off to have my flu and covis vaccines
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
My GM ing style is 'perpetually knackered'
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you make enough for us all?
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Not saying I'm tired but just started to teach last week's lecture until stopped by the students.
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Stressed Work
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Spend it!
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Loki's Evil Laugh: Oh, Yes
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Failing forward in its ultimate form.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
The One Ring tonight with @andyhemming.bsky.social @k000.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social and @edoffannyside.bsky.social The group have entered the Swanfleet marshes and got into a fight with the monster that has been terrorising Tharbad and Swantown.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
I liked it. Easy to pick up and play.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Unfortunately I'm a (post 1939) military tart.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Also my *youngest*, not my eldest. <burns phone and goes into seclusion>
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
*team
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
The women's tram has moved to Vicarage Road so I may return to watching them instead.
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