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Viscount Jonkeer

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This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday.. Negative-brained twat weasel Watford FC Kate Bush fan Trans ally GNU Pterry I know where my towel is

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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 9h
Not saying I'm tired but just started to teach last week's lecture until stopped by the students.
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Stressed Work
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
The One Ring tonight with @andyhemming.bsky.social @k000.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social and @edoffannyside.bsky.social The group have entered the Swanfleet marshes and got into a fight with the monster that has been terrorising Tharbad and Swantown.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Very expensive thread.
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gob-1.bsky.social @gob-1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a very small footprint on social media, but for those that see this could you take a look at this please and respond of you wish to. Google (former motto "Don't be evil") want to build a data center on an Essex wildlife reserve. action.wildlifetrusts.org/page/200909/...
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Defend wildlife in Thurrock from a data centre
The Thurrock Local Plan is the perfect tool to ensure development does not damage nature.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? (Can't find a non watermarked version)
Kate Bush
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Mystic Bull Games @mysticbullpub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And we're Live! Thanks everyone for signing up for the preview. I'd love to hear what you think of Ghost on Shelis IV. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
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36 Patrons/36 Wrecks Adventure Card Decks for Cepheus Engine
Two card decks with everything a 2d6 Space Referee needs to run an impromptu patron or salvage mission. Compatible with Traveller SRD, Cepheus Engine, and other popular game systems.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Barbie Movie: Barbie's Iconic Heel Drop
Alt: Barbie Movie: Barbie's Iconic Heel Drop
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
@huwbowen.bsky.social I know you like your murder horsies @page121ttrpg.bsky.social - I'm going through your back catalogue. Excellent stuff. #TravellerRPG youtu.be/F6Psa6veFY0?...
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Who Are The Lords of Thunder In Traveller?
YouTube video by Page121 Tabletop Roleplaying Games
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Discovered on today's dog walk (and it's next to a pub).
Red telephone box with a library inside it
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
TiL the Heath Robinson museum is a few miles from my house www.heathrobinsonmuseum.org
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
My handwriting is so bad no one else can read it. I have several fountain pens. Give yourself permission to buy yourself a fountain pen - there's no fountain pen police.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Horror on the Orient Express tonight we remain in 14th Century Constantinople. Dragons and devils and cultists. Oh my!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
This looks interesting. 36 plot hooks (patrons/wrecks for salvage) in card form for your 2d6 sci-fi game. Looking at the mock-up of the cards, they look useful. Good for pick-up play. Fulfilled by Drive Thru Cards (good for shipping) #TravellerRPG #OrbitalBlues #CepheusEngine
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Lunchtime look at a supposed one-on-one scenario which is perfectly adaptable to group play and would make a good convention game for Classic Traveller or Mongoose Traveller (I'd be tempted to use CT so the skill set is limited). www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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Your one-stop online shop for new and vintage RPG products from the top publishers, delivered fresh to your desktop in electronic format.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a few minutes between meetings so picked this up (PWYW). A series of tables for your #TravellerRPG game allowing you to create a credible technological name for what has gone 'phut'. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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DriveThruRPG - The Largest RPG Download Store!
Your one-stop online shop for new and vintage RPG products from the top publishers, delivered fresh to your desktop in electronic format.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Herne the hunter has blessed your timeline
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to this whilst walking the dog this morning. The dog was looking at me wondering why I was laughing so much. Dave can rant like few others. Excellent as always. Also Kat:
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
ALT: Ben Elton's Politics Bit
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
I picked this up based on this post. It is brilliant! Traveller Referees running sandboxes should pick this up. Referees running linear campaigns - this is still useful. Just the section on the 'port profile' justifies the price.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
"Second Cloth Ribbon in Collector’s Editions" Not a stretch goal Free League. Make it second ribbons for all!
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Gollum's Time's Up Smile
ALT: Gollum's Time's Up Smile
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
I remember walking out of the cinema after watching this and a bunch of girls were complaining. They'd come to see Leo and couldn't understand why he wasn't talking English.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
When people show you who they are etc etc.. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform UK-led council ends support for Show Racism the Red Card
Charity’s head coach ‘shocked’ after Sunderland council leader says it will not support ‘politically charged’ groups
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Broke but happy to be the 2,037th backer on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for The One Ring™ RPG: Bestiary, Gondor Campaign & Updated Rules! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/f...
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The One Ring™ RPG: Bestiary, Gondor Campaign & Updated Rules
The award-winning The One Ring tabletop RPG enters a new age with this triple offering – the epic campaign expansion The White Tower and the Hall of Gold, the bestiary Creatures Strange and Foul, and ...
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Nearly picked up STA 2e and these two books but remembered Gondor calls for aid (tomorrow)! Thought I'd better save my pennies. Got a Dune splatbook for a fiver instead.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Some interesting points in this guy's video (but he did say don't buy lots of books - which of course is a nonsense). youtu.be/kPrpwFP_uEE?...
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Run Your First Traveller Campaign Like A Pro
YouTube video by The Weeping Stag
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoy your AI slop. It's has now cost everyone money. www.theguardian.com/money/2026/s...
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‘RAMageddon’: tech crunch hikes the price of your next iPhone by £100
Shortage of memory chips and other critical components reverses trend of electronics becoming cheaper
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
I just learned about my next watch via a Tank Museum video.
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Rosehip Girls Und Panzer
Alt: Girls Und Panzer
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
Firstly Christian Bale can't half act! Secondly. For £2 Torchbound is a trip down memory lane. A bit like the Grognard Files in written form. A reminisce over the Zines of old (especially Dragon Lords). A review of Chivalry and Sorcery, and some of the old timey-wimey' games.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
I didn't know Joe personally but I enjoyed his book and our brief interactions on Twitter. Fly well Joe
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
Cos I can multi-task (or so I fool myself), also watching Ford v Ferrari (2019). But every time I think the word Ferrari it happens in this voice:
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Cars Disney: Luigi's Expression Change
Alt: Cars Disney: Luigi
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
Game cancelled so rummaging through Drive Thru RPG for hidden gems. There's a bloke out there determined to give 1 star to all the sci-fi games. Completely ridiculous stuff said about PWYW games. Absolute plonker. Be fair with your feedback and avoid being an absolute plonker.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Horror on the Orient Express tonight with @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social and @oldscouserp.eurosky.social The group are playing through a side quest during the 4th Crusade.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
In the kitchen cooking and listening to music. I hear my eldest's mate (a DJ and musician) in the other room say "Cool tune"
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Mrs. Doyle's Smug Expressions in Father Ted
ALT: Mrs. Doyle's Smug Expressions in Father Ted
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
The One Ring tonight with @k000.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social @andyhemming.bsky.social Typical Middle-earth shenanigans in Tharbad with library visits, seed cake, and buying rope.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
Did the Aldi shop this morning. First middle aisle win for a long time. My life is all rock and roll!
Hacksaw
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
A thread that is relevant to @kenzius.bsky.social recent query
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
The submissions are brilliant!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Bloody love Ken Watanabe
Poster for the last samurai

At least the woman looking after tom cruise's character doesn't fall in the love with the barbarian and have sex with him - always a point in favour of the film
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Went to buy some merch to support them and the bestest T-shirt is sold out in middle-aged spread size. 😢 www.beogamusic.com/store/sessio...
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Session t-shirt — Beoga
Beoga 'Session' t-shirt, orange/black
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
This was very good, a Japanese remake of Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven. Had to get it via streaming from the Evil Empire (TM) as I couldn't find a reasonably priced DVD (except probable knock offs).
Movie poster for Yurusarezaru mono (Unforgiven) starring Ken Watanabe
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
Raiders of the Lost Ark is go!* (*right after these annoying ads)
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Indiana Jones and the Golden Idol
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
"What's the Red Parrot?"* "It's a Temu Crimson bat" (*it's an inn)
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
Watford fans leaving "Is there a fire drill?" chant goes up.
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
Vicarage Road is very flat today. Hard to sit next to some extremely vocal Stoke fans. #WatfordFC
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
Dune 3 tickets booked!
Movie poster for Dune 3 

2 figures in still suits face off against the background of a rising (or setting) sun
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
One of tge worst first half performances I've seen in years. Turned it around nicely in the second half.
Scoreboard Watfird 2 Preston 0
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
Somebody bought Arteta a razor!
Mikel Arteta looking clean shaven as opposed to his usual stubble
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
Fixing my lack of Trek cred. Subscribed to Paramount+ 'The Cage' was an interesting start!
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
One for @k000.bsky.social Godzilla goes rarr!
Brightly lit arcade machine

Godzilla Kaiju Wars
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
Quote-post with your favourite Anime
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Ghost In The Shell: Cyborg Head Detail
Alt: Ghost In The Shell: Cyborg Head Detail
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Viscount Jonkeer @viscountjonkeer.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
Having cleared my bookshelves of over 15 carrier bags of books* I felt the negative L space was dangerous. Here starts the restock! *charity shop
Some kind of hero. The remarkable story of the James Bond films. By Matthew Field and James Chowdhury
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