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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 2h

I think the real decline in society came when the well-heeled gave up on hats

Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 8h

So the tours would be going through the house and in one room she'd be sat on the other side of the velvet ropes watching the horse races as though they weren't there Really wish I could remember where/if I actually read this

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 8h

I remember reading a story of a country house being given to a local authority in the 50s with a little old lady in situ as life tenant, and even though the house was open to tours she still used the rooms she'd always used

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

brb, just checking if oomf is still hot

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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you are Molly, the one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton permanently attached to the wall that Kelly Clarkson tried to buy at Art of Play in Brooklyn?!?!?!?

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

*Rhett Butler voice*: you should be fucked and often, and by someone who knows how

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me when someone asks if I'm 'okay'

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

E Plan prodigy house with a (fake) Norman Keep tacked on to one end, enough reception rooms for an example of every era of country house interior, massive conservatory, chapel, cloister 😘👌

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It a relief to know that could I ever afford to build, my dream house has already been designed by a homosexual self-published author (writing in the style of Dorothy L. Sayers) from Oakland, California

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think it's that we (the gays) don't marry young

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

These pictures won't tell you anything, check the urbex forums and YouTube channels

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

First thing I'd do is knock out all these bedrooms and put in the long gallery that was (I think) planned but never actually finished

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Great Northern Hotel, Kings X: Loses points for not having any black tea besides Brekkie and Earl Grey, good size pot4one giving three cups, heavenly scones served warm with sufficient quantity of jam and cream 3.5 ⭐

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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fun fact: Bambi’s mother didn’t die in the script. The hunter improvised shooting her on the spot. Those are real tears from Bambi. The director kept it in!

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fun Fact: Galadriel going photonegative wasn't actually in the script Cate Blanchett improvised it on the spot, she has to work very hard not to suddenly glow with terrifying unearthly light in her other roles

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I did wonder if those were the Dark Nurseries which had become a furniture repository before Lady Victoria's tenure

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yes I can see how that would be quite an Oedipus Complex if one were a Muppet

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This plan from 1991 says you're correct, it's just ceiling and void up there and also on the state rooms on the south front

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm 99% sure I have a planning application for Burghley with plans of the 2nd floor saved, lemme get back to you

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Florence Welch meeting a gay couple: who is the lamb and who is the knife

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If anything the tone is not low enough

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

2 and 2/3s cups of tea (bone china teacup sized) and 1 cup coffee (standard coffee shop cup sized) But I was working today and I drink significantly less tea on work days

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

For her own sake someone please hack Sarah Paulson's phone and block all numbers connected to Ryan Murphy and then do the same for her agents

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's buried towards the end of the article but I like Mixxy diagnosing Last Ditch's actual problem, the mandate discouraged a lot of potential customers and attracted a very specific market that couldn't financially sustain the bar

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ASOIAF Modern AUs should try harder to preserve canon era events, like hearing offhandedly that Balon Greyjoy's in prison because he Coup'd the devolved Iron Islands government and briefly headed a secessionist dictatorship

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

'Does the Burger come with chips?' well firstly it says so right there on the menu but secondly WHERE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD OF RESTURANTS AND BARS AND DINERS AND PUBS HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED A SOLO BURGER

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I finish my break, I go to check that the private dining was set up yesterday The fuck is this

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aristocratic scandals of The Past have an air of glamour and high drama, but this Spencer nonsense is all so dreary and grubby and bland

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Had some visiting Americans in the other week and we were out of Ceasar Salad (don't ask me, I've no idea what goes on in that Kitchen) and she said wistfully and forlornly 'I just miss salad'

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I do really like stories that say No, you cannot just claim parenthood or have it casually gifted to you, you actually have to have been present and done the work of parenthood

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

At what point does one crossover from being a multi-Oscar Nominee to being an Oscar Loser

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

'Mary's content to be what he is' 'And what's that?' 'A homosexual.' 'And what are we?' '𝘧𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘴'

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Thinking of that one Broadway Backwards performance of 'Weekend in the Country' where it's set in a gay gym/sauna Someone should do a version of The Women where they're all Queer Men

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Upper-middle class New Yorkers at the 1970 premiere of Company

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They're all precious stone babies to me

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the best bit of Mildred Pierce The Movie is, without the opera career, Veda is just an idiot, she's ridiculously delightfully stupid

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Maybe the Northern nobility can be Scottish but it has to be like, Prime of Miss Jean Brodie cut-glass Scottish

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think ASOIAF adaptations should do the Frears Dangerous Liaisons thing where the smallfolk all have distinct regional accents but the nobility all have Kathy Hepburn transatlantic accents

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Eddy Murphy @viscountconsett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I do find it interesting how much UK 'gentrification' happens in places that, whilst they spent much of the 19th-20th C. as slums, were genteel when built

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