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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event!

@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
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A shoukera youkai tasked with exorcising malevolent spirits. He is rather haughty and self-assured of his abilities. ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ parody acc / rp acc dni minors & taboo #mythologyrp • #ocrp

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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ume only frowned and glanced away. “…It is the natural order of things.” He doesn’t sound like he believes it, though.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ume’s face scrunched up with disgust. “I doubt that.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“I am pretty sure, yes. I have known him long enough to decipher his feelings, even if he is bad at expressing them.” He shrugged halfheartedly.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I wish Nue would stop talking about me.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: I will. 💬: Goodnight, Adam 💜.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Right. Yes. I shall. 💬: Thank you lol.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Lol I see. 💬: Well, it has been a while since I have even seen Tomio…
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Scandalous. 💬: I never took you for the type lol
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Ah? Very well then. If you are okay with it.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Hmmm. 💬: Then we shall get Tomio pregnant. UME.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ apparently pray mantis mating season is aug-oct. ume in heat sure is a concept.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Fair enough. 💬: I know he wants kids again, but he is ashamed of being a jikininki.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ CW NSFW // happy seductivesunday 🫪 posting this to ume’s acc too. 🎨amyahue
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Oh. Oops. You had me confused for a moment there haha. 💬: Magic? 💬: Maybe it is possible then…
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
💬: Well, I wasn’t aware cisgender men could get pregnant. Ume??? No??? 💬: Hm. I wonder if Tomio would ever want to. 💬: Ah. 💬: That is embarrassing. How do I unsend a message?
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
💬: Oh (๑•́ω•̀๑) 💬: I see. 💬: I never heard of it till now.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
💬: ? 💬: What is mpreg? Oh god.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
💬: You’re right. I gave birth to him. |・ω・)ノ
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ᛤ @holyaches.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i love you (i want save you). i love you (i know you can be saved).
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Do I have to actually stab you this time around?” he deadpanned.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
+ with it. He was just too pathetic. It is just by chance we met again 100 years later.” A sigh escaped him. “I am sure he does. He does not have many, so he cherishes those who do stay close to him. I am sure you are one.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Well, Tomio is not very open about his past so I guess it is a given… But he used to be a rather unruly spirit. I was tasked with exorcising him back then, but…” His face scrunched up slightly, almost like he was embarrassed of himself for saying the next part aloud— “…I could not go through +
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Hm.” Ume eyed her for a moment, a frown on his thin lips. “How? Explain it to me.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
💬: What about you? lol. 💬: You’re also the father.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ume grumbled under his breath before he sighed. “I guess I will keep making an effort.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
{ @mydogteeth.bsky.social } “Is there something wrong with it?”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
{ @bad-black-kitty.bsky.social } “Ugh… I am still not used to the taste of alcohol or tobacco…”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
💬: Me? 💬: Reginald ( ̄▽ ̄)ゞ
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ume has had a hard time sleeping as of late. So when his phone lights up with the notification, he’s quick to check it. “…” He smiled softly, though his heart still aches with guilt. 💬: I miss you too (◞‸◟;) 💬: What a cute fellow. What is his name?
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
{ @dropofblood.bsky.social } “Apparently you did not get the memo first time around: do not approach me so casually.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Hm… I see.” He nodded a bit sagely before finishing off his food and taking a sip of his drink. “I suppose you met under better circumstances than Tomio and I did both times around. That is good. I am glad he is able to make friends.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
more interactive bait for the event………..
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ i don’t wanna end the event bc i didn’t do much with it, but im not sure how to continue it at the same time 😭
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ kento yamazaki. next question /silly
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ume smiled softly as he looked at the photo sent. “Thank you. I will try to keep in touch…”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Preferably,” is all he said in response to that. “So— how did you meet Tomio again?” he asked, trying to change the subject.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ume’s heart absolutely broke at that. God, he felt so guilty. “I miss you two… So much… Things are just— things are complicated right now. I am sorry.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“I… am not sure. This is his wife we are talking about, after all…” Ume sighed and chewed at his bottom lip. “Try explaining to him why he’s tired all the time and what hone-onna do. Reason with him. He has 𝙪𝙨."
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ume grew quiet for a moment as the words processed in his mind. “Minako… Is alive? Judging by what you are telling me, I assume hone-onna? I have dealt with a few of them… It is sad, really. But— but I digress. Keep him away from Minako.”
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Almost immediately Ume called Adam after the text message. He knew he was avoiding both Tomio and Adam ever since Nue had his hold on him. He felt guilty. He knew they had nothing to do with his own actions. “…Adam?” he mumbled once the phone picked up.
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starfairy @quotes.sunder.my · 11/08/2026
The prophecy owes me child support, therapy, and medical debt forgiveness.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
+ Seems it’s a bit of a sour subject.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ume pressed his lips together tightly for a moment before shrugging. “I… Suppose. My sister— Kaede— basically raised me. My father is the god of all gods in the youkai world. He… Was busy all the time. Rightfully so.” Ume didn’t look at Clark as he picked at his food a bit before eating it. +
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
for the event only!
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
+ he then tried backing away, the light having faded as soon as Ume made contact with Proton. He himself is definitely open now.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
With the opening, Ume would quickly jab the handle of the nagamaki rather roughly into Proton’s stomach. It’ll definitely bruise, but that’s about it. Ume’s goal wasn’t to 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 him. “Even with a familiar, you are still as weak as a standard human.” He sounded almost disappointed as+
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ sorry for starting the event then immediately fucking off 😭 i lost motivation to rp for a while
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
+ hottest day of summer would. Hoping this would work, he lunged again.
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event! @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ume’s eyes widened a bit as he saw the pokemon charging up its attack. He braced himself with the sword and made a calculated dodge, just barely missing the flames. “Annoying,” he mumbled. In an effort to blind the pair, Ume would manifest a bright white light which felt as warm as the+
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