💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Universe I swear if a man ever decides that he needs to put a ring on this then it better be with a Darry Ring. Nothing quite like being presented with a ring that could only be acquired by presenting ID and signing a contract to be able to only ever purchase one in your life. Commitment is sexy. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 03/04/2025You know how I know I won't end up married? Who would want to be hitched to a crazy lady who takes off her shoe driving down the highway because the arch of her foot itched? 🤣 Poles report 0% of humans that's who 🤣 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 16/03/2025It still surprises me that more people don't know this when they turn their beers green 🤣🍀 020
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Some craft projects turn into just cute ideas after the serger stops working. Maybe one day they will make their way into my shop. Today isn't that day. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 14/03/2025TFW SoFi advertises to you that mortgage rates are dropping and at the same time that they are remodeling the apartment just above you and you can smell the paint fumes... 110
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 12/03/2025TFW your neighbor is blasting gangster rap at 10am so loud that you wonder if clients can hear the cuss words thru the computer / if your boss will be upset about the background noise while you slave away at your work from home job. 🤣 I'd say I need sound proofing but they in the yard. 🙃 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Help me name the mouse that is under my washer in my apartment. I can't get to him to rescue him so 🤷🏻♀️ Are we thinking Gus or Jacque? 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 11/03/2025TFW you slip in the shower, banging your leg on the side of the tub and you think "Wow that hurt. But no marks so I guess I am okay." Only for the bruise to turn up 72hrs later and be bigger than my hand. 😂 Guess I am a danger to myself 🤷🏻♀️ 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025No crime is illegal with enough money. So really the question is "How much do I have to pay you to let me do this thing?" 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 07/03/2025#fatgirlcardiotip of the day: Turn on your Fitbit to track your panic attack while grocery shopping alone. Get that feeling of a job well done for your watch telling you it's exercise. ✨Bonus points if the watch tracks it automatically. 😂 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Because this should be shared: www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...npr.orgFollow NPR's annotated fact check of President Trump's address to CongressAs President Trump addresses a joint session of Congress tonight, reporters from across NPR's newsroom will fact check and offer context as the speech unfolds. 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Hot take 🔥 Politics are just a damned if you damned if you don't situation. Example: I don't want to watch the news but if I don't how am I to know what to boycott or what essential right of being a human I have lost today. 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I am the kind of crazy that listens to podcasts and watches YouTube videos at 1.5x speed 😂 100
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I think in my next life I would like to be loved enough that silence doesn't occur because they want to be in the same room, the same place, as me. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 01/03/2025When you know you have a Joann's gift card from Christmas but you can't find it after your move. 🤣 Not like they would accept it anyway since they are closing. #anotherdumbgirlmistake #badwithmoney 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It sounds like they are gutting the apartment above me. Glass shattering as they throw it off the balcony. So glad I work from home. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 28/02/2025TFW you are standing in your kitchen cooking breakfast and your coffee maker springs to life 😂 startling you who is facing the opposite direction 😂 because you forgot you set the delay brew last night before bed. Anywho Happy Friday 😂 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 24/02/2025One of my new found joys of my morning routine is: ✅ waking up early enough to make breakfast for myself. Today's victim was 2 eggs on toast with spicy ketchup - unsure yet if I'll financially recover. 😂 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Another song that I'd love to sing at a karaoke dute some day 😂open.spotify.comPromiscuousNelly Furtado, Timbaland · Loose · Song · 2006 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 20/02/2025First time posting a video here 😂 let me know if y'all enjoy & I'll start posting my archive 😂💜 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Just once in my life I'd love to hear that my contact ringtone in his's phone is "My Chick Bad" by Ludacris and Nicki Minaj 😂 open.spotify.com/track/3bMNpr...open.spotify.comMy Chick BadLudacris, Nicki Minaj · Battle Of The Sexes (Deluxe) · Song · 2010 020
Reposted by 💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl)Linus Tech Tips @linusmediagroup.com · 14/02/202520 years ago, YouTube was founded! 1131570127
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Half price chocolate day for the win! Hope you are having a great weekend no matter the weather 🤣❄️ 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Hi Ho Hi Ho Back to the applications we go 😂😭 100
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I have never been more dry and crusty than I am due to needing to run a space heater in my apartment. On my second nose bleed too. 0/10 would not recommend 110
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 11/02/2025If you're not on Snapchat for the filters you are missing out lol some of them are so artistic and big claps to whomever is creating these filters so we can distract ourselves from the dumpster fire of life 😂👏🏻 y'all are heros lol 020
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Who's being a silly goose this weekend? Comment to tell me what kind of nonsense you're getting up to this weekend? 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Who says Snapchat isn't fun for the filters? Behold... I is noodle! 010
Reposted by 💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl)Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing 20379445712692
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Reason # (idk how many now) of why I want to own my own house- My landlord just keyed into my apartment while I was taking a call for my Customer Service WFH job. I had a full blown panic attack hearing the lock in the key. This is now the 2nd time they have said they thought I moved out. 😭 100
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Going to the thrift this weekend to find a god awful jello mold too... Shrimp & Horseradish Fishy dinner for any man who thinks that he can make a woman his property! @verybadllama.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 020
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Trying to tell someone what your morning consists of when you're washing your ice cubes is pretty funny. PS if anyone knows how to get the smell out of reusable ice spheres feel free to comment on this post. 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 04/02/2025You have to read more than the first sentence or headline. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Thank you Doodlegems for saying the quite part out loud for everyone 👏🏻 032
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 02/02/2025🎙️ There's only us, there's only this Forget regret, or life is your's to miss No other path, no other way No day but today 🎶 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 01/02/2025As I'm unpacking: 2 questions to start my day- Why do I feel like I need to drop another $250ish on things to make the new apartment livable? Also when the apartments stop coming with shower curtain rods? Send caffeine and memes 😂 100
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The understanding that I will not be living here permanently and so I don't want to unpack because I'm just going to have to repack in 15months is why one week into my new living situation I cannot seem to find motivation to create a space. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 01/02/2025My move from KS to MO is official. My lease in KS ended as of 2/1/2025. So explain to me why my old place just emailed me at 2:45am to tell me my renters insurance is needed. Like no my renters policy protects my personal items that I have since moved. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I just want a guy who wants to take care of me as much as I take care of him, who will checkin and bring food 😂 I know I'm asking for the moon 120
Reposted by 💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl)Adam @adamb1981.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Best date I’ve ever had 4532
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025If a company already needs me to have 2 different authentication programs on my personal cellphone to work their company laptop - why in the world do I still have to struggle with a Capta Screen when requesting to reset a password? It would be easier to put down a bloody thumb print everytime. 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Saw a video today that proved to me that I am not a "snack" - I am in fact Garlic. The more trauma inflicted on a head of garlic the more flavorful or spicy it becomes. So I'll have you know, I'm delicious 😂 I'm the eldest and only daughter in my family. 🧄 020
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I will never have #SpectrumInternet ever again. 100% I'll turn it all off and live in the woods first. Creepy sales guy pushing for me to transfer or sign up for a cellphone without actually telling me where to take the equipment - a thread 100
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Reason #782 of why I want my own house: the Water is a shared utility in this apartment - that includes the Water Heater! Freezing or Scalding are the only two options & it doesn't matter what you set it at because it will not stay there. 000
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 30/01/2025My daily drinks on desk scene - * Monster Java for caffeine * Water in a big blue cup as I'm a dehydrated house plant * Dr. pep in a small glass as my poison with my lunch 010
💜Violet the Kender (Avery irl) @violetrhae.bsky.social · 30/01/2025When you wake up from a nightmare and it feels like it actually happened and you can't shake off those cobwebs... Is there a word for that feeling? Also, anyone know how to make them stop? 000