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Vincent Knotley

@vincentknotley.bsky.social
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Prolific Warhammer miniature painter who can’t pick a colour scheme, reads lots, puns too much, moderates Twitch/YouTube chats, oft found contributing to Warhammer Community articles. Recovering agoraphobic. (He/him) vincentknotley.wordpress.com

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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 1h
The rat time cometh
10 Skaven Stormvermin in 10 different colour schemes:
Yellowish green, white and purple, pink and yellow, petrol blue and pink, green and red, yellow and black, blue and black, purple and green, orange and white, and bright green
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 9h
Get in the trunk vs get in the trunk
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 9h
I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle for Tax Purposes
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11h
QTP to show off a squad
Warhammer 40,000 Wolf guard terminators squad in dark blue, brown and pale bone, green and white, red and gold, and yellow and grey
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 18h
I love watching the community come together. And lay waste to garbage like this.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 20h
I shall rest until I can paint again and no further. Not touched a brush in 10 days 😭😭😭
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 20h
That busy “haven’t been out since June except for hospital visits and errands” social life finally got me for my unending frivolity.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 22h
Finally testing negative for COVID. Which is nice. Still feel like absolute hell wrapped in a misery tortilla, though. Do not recommend this year’s variant.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Panda Pop
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
2025: Write 2026: Scrib Doon
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s time to celebrate a feeling ill watch of the Lord of the Rings Extended Editions properly. The Elf on a Shelf is for Christmas. Now we bring out a the Elrond on a Grond.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Much rather watch the world crumble about me as society pivots to deifying Mothman or inventing whatever caused The Happening to The Happen than make it impossible to upgrade my PC while I have to buy air conditioning then everything dies from collective mediocrity/roasting.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't diss snake oil salesmen like that. They were experts of their grift who put time and effort into pouring that olive oil and mentholated spirits into those green bottles. AI CEOs can't even do that without asking their precious AI models whether or not they're allowed a thought today.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now we’re talking
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are we accepting heretical technicalities?
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Some may assume I’m just naturally hirsute when I am in fact acutely aware of my family history of baldness and preparing myself to transition straight into my Skullet era when the time comes. Party in back, recession in front.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gonna tell my kids this is Alpharius.
Kurt Carley in green and purple lex luthor armour in the worlds within fan short
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Got my first taste as a gift from an Eastie while working in CA in a past life. Been chasing that dragon ever since.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Have I see this Christmas movie before or are the two primary cast members just in another movie together…
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Due to my Englishness, trading in Scotland’s own nectar (even for the promise of Cheerwine) might constitute an international trade incident 😅 I remember hearing word of somewhere in my city selling it at one point but can’t for the life of me remember where.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am distraught by my decidedly British lack of access to Cheerwine.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They’re not Miniature Painting Videos. They’re Highlight Reels.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Now we’re fishing with rods
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It baffles me that Idoneth Deepkin don’t have a fishing mini game.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve never understood a sentence less.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s actually about 4 grams of the fuzziest and least brushable material imaginable.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[infectious screaming]
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Embracing my mountain man with astigmatiam era. Well. From two Sundays ago. The me right now is still all covid congested, positive. and could be infectious in sight.
Caucasian bespectacled male in a black shirt with untidy beard and hair sat in front of a pink hospital wall
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That reminds me I should get some fuchsias for the garden next year.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not quite dwarf as of last Sunday but getting there
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If great Duardin keep launching, I’ll keep leaping down that rabbit hole. Maybe get a nice big orange Mohawk.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Neopol-it ain’t comin’ out of the carpet anytime soon
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Oh JUKE ‘em? That’s makes more sense.”
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you’re gonna spew, spew into this touch zone
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ripper Bolgrot is coming to Blood Bowl with a whole new utterly awesome and decidedly Blood Bowl miniature alongside the perhaps best named miniature in existence, Fungus the Loon. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
Ripper bolgrot blood bowl troll miniature Fungus the Look blood bowl miniature
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack 🎵
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Armored Core 6 Gameplay Trailer
ALT: Armored Core 6 Gameplay Trailer
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A University of Bath study suggests you’ve a 1 in 562 chance of finding true love. There are 24 Warhammer 40k army options (plus Space Marine subfactions) and 24 Age of Sigmar army options. I’m just saying. 1 in 24 is better odds, and there’s tanks and axes and Squigs and Nurglings and stuff
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh no. I’ll be able to add Fleet Marshall to all my letters.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s the perfect hunting ground. It can lurk in the valleys and ambush prey at 3 miles an hour if the winds are favourable.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hypothetically speaking, what if I acquired a blimp.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*approves in Time Crisis*
Time crisis character wild dog aiming a gatling gun arm at the camera wearing a red shirt and black trousers
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Followed up by Da Big Mac Dakka
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Trust Fall of Cadia
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No! Stunties first! I need more pleasingly rotund armoured ping pong balls before you get Lizard On Flap Flap
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 11/10/2026
due to RealLife(TM) - mostly adult care requirements - I'm missing Partizan at Newark Showground again, so to help alleviate the shortfall I've just whacked a 10% off promo - PARTIZAN26 - in the shop, and if you're spending £50 and over you can choose COLLECT AT PARTIZAN to get free postage too
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Miniatures, Roleplaying Games and Board Games | Fenris Games
Wargame and roleplaying miniatures, laser cutting services, Cthulhu Wars game.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s what my shoulders are missing. Cannons.
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yet
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Khazalite Holds are emerging from the ground to bring the fight to the Mortal Realms next weekend. And speaking as someone who wants more duardin in armour, very excited personally to see them and their heavy armour getting closer! www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
Warhammer age of Sigmar Khazalite holds army box set
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It works on many levels
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Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Iron Warriors
Fivr guys sign but the f and e are unlit so it says IV GUYS
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